Comments by Longislandnightmare (page 2)

I used to race motocross. My motor seized coming into the face of a big jump. I separated myself from the bike in the air and then it was lights out. I woke up in the hospital finding out I had broke both arms and my foot. That’s not the scariest part... Once I was released I had to figure out how to wipe my own ass hobbling around with a moon boot and two casts that went past the elbow. That was scary! Lmao

^^ She straddled me and literally squirted her boob in my mouth. In moment, drunk me was like this is soooo hot. The next morning I said “What the Fuckkkk” about 500 times. Ughh..

Mesmerizing green eyes. It made her pop out from anyone else at the club.

I’m not proud of that stuff but worth sharing to make someone else feel better. Lmao

Fair enough. As I mentioned, When that occurred I was drunk and dumb. Letting all of my true insecurities fly I guess? As far as trolling any websites are concerned, I don’t get it. Lol I assumed most people post about strip club experiences. That’s what I’m doing. I’m not giving anyone shit. Trying to get reactions? Maybe.. Isn’t that what others are doing when they talk about vip room shenanigans? Anyway, It doesn’t really matter. Just trying to be light hearted with a post.

Rickdugan, that’s my kinda sense of humor. Lol When you know the person and start seeing the uncomfortable reaction is priceless.

Mack truck, that’s brutal haha

Damn Skibum, way to ruin a light hearted conversation. I may be a douche bag but not the one you’re referring to. I’m sure I’m not the only guy who thought to use fart spray at a strip club.

Haha hopefully you let her believe it for awhile

Ohhh.. and the time I got a bed dance from a hot Scandinavian stripper. She had a baby the year prior and was still lactating. She asked if I wanted to taste her breast milk. Caught up on the moment, I said “uhhhh okay”. That’s probably the dumbest shit I ever did. In my defense she was very dominant and kept bragging about having a Viking bloodline. I mean, who wouldn’t have done that!? Haha

I comment about almost getting my ass kicked and you comment about a dream night for most dudes! Lol Good for you sir.

I met a cute stripper one night. It was slow. We sat down and had a long conversation about life. Eventually, she asked for MY number. This turned out to be my first otc experience. We went on a few dates and things seemed to be oddly normal. About a week later she calls and wanted to go out to dinner. I picked her up and she seemed drunk. We get to Applebee’s and she starts snorting Xanax off the fucking table. I was freaking out. She kept assuring me it was no big deal even though there were plenty of people staring right at us. I convinced her we needed to leave before the cops showed up. We messed around in my car for a bit and then she asked me to drop her off at a “friend’s” house. Later that night I get another call saying she had to leave that place and to drop her off at another “friend’s” house. I’m so fucking naive and empathetic that I continue to do this stuff for her in different scenarios for the next week or so. She had sent me some nudes at one point that I decided to share with a friend of mine and he recognized her. He pulled up Babylon on his phone and showed me her escort adds with the same nude photos. So, after poorly explaining all of this to you guys, the conclusion is I ended up becoming a John for a train wreck for several weeks without ever realizing it until a friend pointed it out.

I’ve never used coke so I can’t validate this but I’ve heard If a dancer gets drunk sometimes they will use coke to sober up.

Being naive and depressed was my excuse. Sometimes it takes a lot of money and time to make that conclusion Rick. Lol

Man, I can totally relate to this. A few years ago I was in a very bad way mentally which led me to a club. I was more interested in the drinking (with hot chicks all around me). I became really good friends with 3 girls from that club. 2 of which are still good friends and never touched them once. Lol The 3rd one was my ATF. It eventually became the same situation you described. One time I decided that I’d try the vip thing out. She gave me a bj and I made her stop at 2 minutes in. I look back now on how dumb It’s sounds but it wasn’t what I was really there for. I still can’t answer that question.

Or what Michigan said.. lol

Well, St Louis doesn’t really have strip clubs. There’s Rhonda’s place on page ave. Which is bikini only. Don’t waste your time. Washington park is your next best option. Honestly, finding any super hot dancers willing to do everything you’re wanting in this area is a crap shoot. You may have to lower some standards a bit. Lol but it is possible. Miss Kitty’s is your best bet in my opinion. It’s right off the highway which is safer than going to the other clubs. It’s a real shitty area. Go during the daytime if you wanna check out the other places mentioned. Otherwise, Larry flints is across from miss kitty’s. You will find super hot chicks there but not the other stuff your looking for. I believe miss k’s vip room is 125 to the bar then whatever you negotiate with the dancer. Locked door.

Look up strip clubs in Washington park, Illinois on here. Just east of St. Louis city. Miss kitty’s, C Mowes, wise guys, dollies play house.. Check those out. All in a big cluster over there.