Comments by GregTUSCL

Kalena was my ATF before I left Las Vegas. She once told me each boob weighed 5 pounds. What a legend

“1. Rife with aggressive champagne room scams 2. Probably the most expensive OTC anywhere. 3. 15% charge on the ATM 4. 15% charge on credit card 5. Waitress: "I can't take cash orders more than six times, you'll have to switch to a credit card" (after which, see #4)” I’m learning a lot about the cons of Vegas that I personally had never experienced in the 5 years I lived there because I never sought out extras, bought drinks, paid covers, took cash out of the ATM, or went VIP. Most of the time, I’d be at Saphire or Spearmint with $100 cash getting two-way contact lap dances from really hot girls. I’m realizing now that Vegas isn’t the best of the best unless you’re there solely for the $20 lap dances like I was. A lot of good points were made that I hadn’t formerly considered. I’m considering myself lucky to not be scammed like others have been. Then again there have been some girls early on who did scam me with shitty lap dances but I learned quick. Also, @Playademan couldn’t have explained it better, and perfectly sums up my view of why I loved Vegas so much during the 5 years I lived there. “A regular lap dance is reasonably priced with reasonable contact which automatically places it around the middle of the pack imo. Then You have the above average attractiveness compared to many clubs and the variety you may not get in other cities edge it up just a bit higher as well. Then the “24 hour” nature of a few clubs also Give it an edge.“ Well said!

@wallanon I just read your list of 335 SC rated from best to worst. I know it’s from 2009, and I’m sure a lot has changed but it was still fun reading through them. That’s impressive that you’ve been to that many. I think my numbers are more like 12-15 lol. And yea, it’s all about doing what you enjoy and what works for you. @Lapdanceking Texas in general seems awesome. Great cost of living and a lot of SCs in the major cities.

@Rick thanks for the advice on Daytona. Will check it out on the off-season or at least outside of those two weeks. @Papi_Chulo I’m big on going to SCs on weekend nights because day shifts are usually pretty slow. Based on what you said, I’ll probably check out Lido and take it from there. That’s too bad that I missed IR in its prime!

Love all these comments. Starting with @Papi_Chulo I have read good thing about Cocoa Beach, especially the Inner Room as @twentyfive mentioned. I agree that anything is a good alternative to the air dances in Orlando. One quick note on that is that I checked out Thee Doll House of Orlando back in February And they definitely break the rules on air dances. Ended up having a really good time there if you’re ever stuck in Orlando. @Wallanon I definitely agree with you about Spearmint. So many hot girls there, but I like Saphire for that reason too. Little Darlings is another top favorite because of their vip rooms. I usually only go with $20 floor lap dances, but I make an exception when at Little Darlings cause the prices aren’t bad. Sapphire and Spearmint VIP aren’t worth it imo. To those saying extras aren’t easy to come by which is why you don’t like Vegas, fair point! I’m not big on extras, and go for the $20 dollar lap dances from hot girls. That really is enough for me, especially if you scout beforehand for the girls who are really good at giving lap dances. I definitely got my fair share of girls who would use $20 lap dances as a way to promote VIP rooms, and I tried to avoid those girls at all costs. I usually would end up spending $100-150 per night, and all of that was on $20 lap dances/tips. @Rick I saw you’d recommend a weekday night in the off-season for OTC in Daytona. I’m not big on OTC, so I was thinking of going during peak spring break season on a weekend night. I’d assume that spring break is when the quality of girls is at their peak. Think that’s a safe assumption? Thanks again for all the good comments on this discussion. Have learned a lot from you guys

I agree with both of you guys. Two solid comments @JamesSD and @TFP

@nicespice Didn’t realize Daytona is a good spot for SCs. Makes sense given that it’s a tourist spot. Now that I’m in Central Florida I‘ll have to add it to the list of places to check out

@Papi_Chulo I can’t thank you enough for such quality posts and tons of info. I’ve seen a lot of quality posts from you on TUSCL in general and very appreciative of the time and detail you put into your responses👍

@Garfield84 wow I never knew how cheap Atlanta was! I’ve never been to a place with a $5 dollar lap dance. I’ve read so many comments on TUSCL about how amazing Follies is, but it sounds like Atlanta in general is awesome

Thanks Pistola, can’t wait to check them both out. @Iceyloco I feel really bad thinking about my friends in Vegas. I feel like it could get really bad again similar to the ‘08 crash. That’s the right way to do it by splitting your time between Vegas and South California. I did so many trips down the I15 to LA to see family and friends. Mad at myself for never making it down to San Diego though

Wow, you have balls of steel! Can’t believe that actually worked and you got your $100 back

Warrior15 I like anywhere hot, so Vegas and Florida are both great options for me, regardless of humidity. And yes, Vegas is so much fun. The stories you get while living there are the best, especially when friends come to visit

Thanks Pistola, I’ll try out Scarletts and Gold Club next. Do they enforce the rule that the dancers must have both feet on the ground? Also, I agree with what you said about Vegas. I would stick with the $20 floor dances because VIP was too expensive. I didn’t know that extra were possible ITC. Maybe Sapphire in the champagne room but I’m not paying $1000, that’s for sure. I wish I had checked out CH2 and OG before they closed.

What’s your top 5 favorite clubs in the US?

Definitely move to Florida. Cheaper, less taxes, and better weather generally speaking and great SCs

@Dolfan I agree that SE Florida is the best place for quality strip clubs, and I think that if I can find something more affordable, I’ll go for it. I like how Tampa has a cheaper cost of living and good strip clubs (though not as good as SE Florida). Pros and cons to both to consider as to where to move to next. That’s crazy to me that people don’t like Vegas on here. I’ve had a few bad experiences there, but so many good ones to outweigh the bad. I think the quality of girls there is just incredible. My ATF was this asian girl at Saphire who had these massive fake boobs. She once told me that each one weighed 5 pounds. Everyone loved her, but I feel bad for her back having to carry those things 😂

@Jackslash I’ve always seen so much love for Detroit SCs on TUSCL. I definitely have to check them out at some point

@twentyfive thank you! I’ll keep digging. You’re so lucky to have bought a house there a while back when things were cheaper. I bet your home price value has doubled or tripled by now. I never heard of MLS, will definitely check it out

@subraman That’s so interesting as I always thought people loved Vegas strip clubs. You’re right that there isn’t a personal feel to it, but I don’t mind. My favorite place was Saphire because it was massive (2nd biggest behind Tootsies) and on a Friday or Saturday night, there are just so many hot girls to choose from. The fact that lap dances are $20 there and admission is free being a local, it was really a no-brainer. I honestly think worst city for SC is a little harsh for Vegas. I lived in Boston for about 10 years where there’s a no-touch rule. I had to go to Providence, RI just for strip clubs. Most of the Northeast isn’t great. Playhouse Longe in Burlington NJ is on my list of places to visit though

@shadowcat Good advice! I still need to make it up to Follies. Only a 5 hour drive now that I moved to Central Florida

@twentyfive you’re probably right but I just can’t find good home prices when I look at southeast Florida on Zillow. I’ve scoured through all of Miami and Fort Lauderdale. I took your advice and looked at the south Palm Beach area, but Boca Raton still looked expensive. Is that what you were referring to? Keep in mind I don’t know SE Florida that well. What towns are the cheap places to live that you’re referring to? I’d absolutely love to live down there if the price was right.

@mike170 that’s exactly the type of info I was looking for. Thanks so much!!

@mike710 Tampa is going to be my new go-to now that I moved to central FL, but I’m still not too knowledgeable of Tampa due to COVID. I really loved it there when I went to Mons, but Tampa sometimes gets criticized for the city rules like dancers have to have both feet on the ground at all times. Do some SCs in Tampa bypass that rule? Sorry @wallonon didn’t realize you were quoting Mike there, disregard my last comment to you

@wallanon Tampa is going to be my new go-to now that I moved to central FL, but I’m still not too knowledgeable of Tampa due to COVID. I really loved it there when I went to Mons, but Tampa sometimes gets criticized for the city rules like dancers have to have both feet on the ground at all times. Do some SCs in Tampa bypass that rule?

@IceyLoco I agree with you, wages were not the best. I wonder if the recent uptick in grocery prices/food costs is COVID related. It wasn’t bad when I left Vegas a little over a year ago. I shopped mostly at Albertsons and Trader Joe’s which were always pretty reasonable. I also totally forgot about auto insurance being higher. You’re absolutely right about that