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What's the secret to a great blowjob? I heard a comedian once describe his gym and the gay men who worked out there. Describing the layers of rippling muscle on their chiseled physiques, he said: I've never given a blowjob, but apparently you have to be very strong. If only it were that easy... Because many of us know all too…

I described the glories of the once-great BallPark Tavern in a previous article (see Blowjobs on Christmas (https://app.tuscl.net/article/57816 )). Here I'm going to continue the chronicle of debauchery in response to a recent conversation about Playhouse Lounge, which is nearby and nothing like the Ballpig, may it rest in peace. I actually feel sorry for those who never experienced BP…

So much can go wrong in a strip club. Not the once-in-a-lifetime catastrophe like armed robbery. Not even showstoppers like a grease fire or a power outage. The everyday annoyances that amount to cockblocking - or that just piss us off. Like when there's only one girl in the club that you want to see. And just when the angle…

Try the pussy raw again, and you might find yourself somewhere you don’t like. If you do, say hello – I arrived a while ago. It’s not the pussy. Oh no. Dipping your skin into that slick silkiness without that antiseptic barrier is more inviting and exciting than ever. The flesh and the friction. A channel open. This isn’t…

If no one is going to go to the ball park, no one is going to stop them. That wisdom from Yogi Berra has its corollary in sex clubs. If there’s no good reason for most men to go to a sex club, that’s not going to stop them. I’ve been to a bunch. And I can say with some…

The problem isn’t talking to dancers. It’s listening to them. Talking with people is a habit I can’t avoid. Jobs and life have put me in conversation with pretty much any type you can name: the elite intellectual and the unremarkable everyman, the rich and the poor, the beautiful and the hideous. Liar, saint, or psychopath, there aren’t many types…