Reviews by ancientlurker
Submit a ReviewCheerleaders
3100 Liberty Ave
Pittsburgh, PA 15201
What the ... ?
$10 cover, pat down. Head inside and the 'stage', such as it is, it's like 10 feet long and 5 feet wide with one pole, is an island inside of the circular bar. Chairs around…
Aug 22, 2025, 1:11 AM
Rick's Cabaret
135 9th St
Pittsburgh, PA 15222
Fun but a little too clean
ID checked by and $10 cover given to the girl at the door, who was not at all shy about asking for a tip for this "service". To the right from here is the rest…
1 commentslast: 4 mos ago(Jascoi)
Aug 21, 2025, 8:30 PM
Mirage
414 W Ridge Rd
Rochester, NY 14615
Fruit flies
"What's new at Mirage?" you ask. Fruit flies! Just another symptom of this club's long descent into oblivion.
Arrived after 11pm on a Friday. $10 cover, license scan, no metal detector or pat down. Only 2…
3 commentslast: 3 mos ago(Dickie)
Aug 2, 2025, 8:31 PM
New Locomotion Club
2325 Matheson Blvd E
Mississauga, ON L4W 5B3
Canada
Afternoon Delight
Arrived around 1pm on a Thursday. The place is in what I guess I would call a business park. Looked to me like adequate free parking but I took a rideshare from the hotel. No…
Jul 6, 2025, 5:38 PM
Cafe Atlantis
5745 Atlantic Dr
Mississauga, ON L4W 1H3
Canada
Avoid the sharks
Entered after midnight on a Wednesday, no cover, no scan. Fairly busy, guessing 15 dancers and 50 customers. Really big open room, stage in the center, two poles which only go up about 6 feet…
Jul 5, 2025, 4:51 PM
The Body Shop Gentlemen's Club
1285 William St
Buffalo, NY 14206
Gia is worth it
Walked up the stairs and through the door around 10:30PM on a Friday. Paid $20 cover charge (argh!), had ID scanned (argh!), got wanded. Turned a corner and walked another 20 feet into the main…
Jun 8, 2025, 12:21 AM
Sundowner
8870 Lundy's Ln
Niagara Falls, ON L2H 1H4
Give Selena your money
Several decent lap dances, nothing outrageously bad or good. Physical layout same as it has been for several years. No bathroom troll during the time I was there (5-9:30).
I stopped in Saturday just after 5pm.…
1 commentslast: 9 mos ago(ancientlurker)
Mar 17, 2025, 7:10 PM
Mustang Sally's
300 Sawyer Ave
Tonawanda, NY 14150
Ride, Sally, Ride
Visited on a Friday night after 10pm. $10 cover. There was a metal detector but I didn't see anyone made to go through it. Looked like adequate parking. As you enter the stage is directly…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(ancientlurker)
Oct 13, 2024, 3:11 PM
Barrel
173 Anderson Ave
Rochester, NY 14607
Finally a positive experience here
A standalone building in a quietish part of the city. Adequate parking lot. Walking distance (1 mile) from the entertainment area in the East End. Large stage elevated about three feet surrounded by barrel bar…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(lurkingdog)
Jun 22, 2024, 8:54 PM
Upper Brass
4 Hayden St, Toronto, ON M4Y 2B4, Canada*
Upper only in altitude
Finally tried Upper Brass on a Friday night at 10:30. Admission was $30 (I thought he said 50 and said "pardon me?", then he said 30, but this may have just been my poor hearing).…
Apr 27, 2024, 6:32 PM
Foxy's
440 Scottsville Mumford Rd
Scottsville, NY 14546
Foxes @ Foxys
I've been to this place on and off going on 20 years now, though it has changed ownership and sometimes been closed over that time. I'd say it's going through one of its cleaner periods…
Mar 7, 2024, 10:09 PM
Mirage
414 W Ridge Rd
Rochester, NY 14615
I'm not dead yet
The most spacious of the area clubs. I took a Lyft, but there is a free parking lot right behind this block of businesses. $10 cover. Very nice large stage with plenty of room at…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(ancientlurker)
Oct 28, 2023, 4:13 PM
Brass Rail Tavern
701 Yonge St
Toronto, ON M4Y 2B2, Canada
Mildly Naughty
Just around the corner from a subway stop so very convenient. The door on the left goes to the ground floor, the door on the right to "Upper Brass" which I'm told they open when…
Sep 17, 2023, 7:29 PM
Magic City Lounge
2309 St Clair Ave NE
Cleveland, OH 44114
Open but the theme is "flabby"
Was (re?)open 2023-08-07. 11pm on a Monday. It's kind of a light industrial area. The streets were empty but well-lighted. Got a pat down from security and went inside, no cover. Bar, maybe 10 tables,…
1 commentslast: 1 yr ago(Mark974)
Aug 9, 2023, 7:02 AM














