Posts by ancientlurker

A stripper kept calling me "Daddy" last night. I've never understood that. Does she think that I want to pretend that I'm a father being sexually aroused by my own daughter? I don't. Is she…

Something I've never seen before in a club - a sound meter on the ceiling. If it's accurate, the sound was under 100 decibels most of the time, and never below 90 when music was

FYI, they now have a monitor showing the next several dancers due on stage. I like it. At one point I heard the usual DJ spiel but didn't see him anywhere. One of the dancers told…

Why am I still seeing posts from someone I muted?

This only happened to me once before, years ago, until last night. We go back to the lap dance room and she asks me to take off my shirt. Now, I'm retired and overweight. A…

Walked out of the lap dance room just in time to see the game-tying homer in the bottom of the ninth. I mean, I don't care who wins the World Series, but it was dramatic.…

Does everyone use US currency here?

Where do I find the kind of brothels they have in Game of Thrones? That looks like fun.

Have you seen this one yet? A dancer, while on stage spinning around the pole, dealing with messages on her smart watch. First time I've seen it, but we're not exactly trendy around here.