Posts by ei8ht_Ball

If you had to chose between having this discussion forum overrun by trolls or stripper's boyfriends which would you choose and why?

Do you talk about your relationship with strippers? When I first started clubbing I always pretended to be single, but soon learned how unnecessary it is. Since then I've had a number of girls tell me that their biggest pet…

. . . and the only thing you knew about TUSCL was from reading the discussions that have been posted over the past month (including all of the troll posts), would you ask for the advice here?

I don't watch porn so I don't really know anything about the girl. But I love Asian women and she performs at a club near me soon. Does anyone know if she puts on a good show?

Tell us about the stripper you would have stolen from without thinking twice had she absentmindedly left her cash unattended in the lap dance room. What did she do to deserve it? I'll go first. Mine tried to blackmail…

Was doing a 2-for-1 special last night and was having so much fun that after the song ended neither of us knew if it had been 1 or 2 songs. I asked her to run and check with the…

two_bits and I are dying to know . . .

. . . how long did it last? Did you eventually decide to move on or did she leave the industry?

A) You just love naked women? B) It's a social interaction thing? C) Looking for a relationship or emotional gratification or any of the hundreds of other things that you truly won't find at a strip club. D) Your CF is the best,…

I'm not really hung over, but last night was a late one. Thinking of cancelling plans with a good fried. Is this an indication that I have a problem and need to spend more time grounded in real…

What's the nicest thing you've ever done for a CF on her birthday?

. . . if you're reading this, I'm not really contemplating replacing you as my CF, and I'm not going to work another girl in front of you in an attempt to lower the price. You're the fucking best!!! I…