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28 reviews by SimonBelmont

Gold Rush Cabaret

Miami, FL

No Good Gold to Mine

6.0/10

Intro This club has been run as an offshoot of E11even but its draw and focus is different. Think of this club as the B or C team when comparing it against E11even. Both…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 1 yr ago 2 1

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, FL

Less Cubanas and More Variety! A Change for the Better?

5.0/10

Intro DG is a club that bills itself as “upscale” in comparison to close by competitors such as Toots, Scarletts, and Cheetah Hallendale. This place has runs where it can be very good in…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 1 yr ago 1 5

Playmates Club

Miami, FL

Decent Club and a Decent Nigbt at PM

7.3/10

Intro Playmates is one of the few clubs in the south area of Miami that can at times be a solid alternative to the more popular clubs up north such a Cheetah Hallandale and Toots.…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 1 yr ago

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, FL

Stir Crazy Revamped

9.0/10

Intro The place is a small spot located near the Pine Crest area with a Latin retro 80s vibe to it. The lay out is nothing fancy. It’s a big bar with a horse…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 1 yr ago 1

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

These Diamonds have Dulled

6.0/10

The Club This club pre 2020 was a sight to behold. So much so that when I first visited this club and found out about it in 2019, I straight up thought I had stumbled…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 1 yr ago 4

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, FL

Returning to be Stirred

5.0/10

Intro This club is like a retro 80’s type spot complete with that old cube deco glass at the front and where the dances take place. Inside you will see a smallish club that centers…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 2 yrs ago

Pink Pony

Doral, FL

This Pony has a New Saddle to Ride on but No One is Riding

4.3/10

Intro This club, much like Tootsies, is a converted warehouse turned SC. Pink Pony is tucked in an industrial area near Doral. The club has 2 floors, with stairs located to the left of…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 2 yrs ago 2 1

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, FL

The Golden Pussy Syndrome Club

4.7/10

Intro Being from Miami, the travel to WPB is a long drive but I was able to get a Saturday night off and decided to do a better “inspection” of the WPB area. I had…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 2 yrs ago 1

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

Trying Old Toots During the Day for Once

5.3/10

Intro Having gone to Toots for over a decade, I decided to finally try an early afternoon to see if Old Toots had a better offering than the stale and mercenary evening lineup. Post pandemic,…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 3 yrs ago 3

Monroe's Of Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, FL

First Time in WPM Monroe’s and Ran into Someone Famous in the Industry!

6.7/10

Intro Having pretty much explored all the notable strip spots in South Florida, I decided to make a one night trek to an area I had yet to explore. Having done the Pompano Top 4…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 3 yrs ago 2

E11EVEN

Miami, FL

Battle of the Big Sister vs the Little Sister

10.0/10

Intro I recently posted a review of Gold Rush and this review of E11even will be a comparison of the two clubs because these sister clubs now, more than ever before, are so close to being…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 3 yrs ago 6

Gold Rush Cabaret

Miami, FL

So….The Rumors are Indeed True! Meow!

7.3/10

Intro This club has had a long history to say the least. The current building that is now Club E11even was actually the original Gold Rush club back in the day, before the facility was…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 3 yrs ago 1 4

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Was About Ready to Give Up on the Place Until…..

8.0/10

Intro Ok, this place is not at the top of my list, but apparently is for many people who frequent the Pompano Triangle. For me, Cheetah Pomp is my last destination I hit up…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 4 yrs ago 1

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, FL

Booby Trap Taking Names and Kicking Ass….But Buyer’s Beware!

7.3/10

Club Arrival and Amenities BT Pompano is down the street from Cheetah and a stones throw away from Diamond Dolls. This review is for Wednesday of this week. The Club exterior has dual…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 5 yrs ago 13

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

Easing Back to Monger Life!

7.7/10

Wanted to slowly wade back into the fray and couldn’t think of a better place to take it all back in than Scarlett’s. Fully vaxed up and given the green light early in the…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 5 yrs ago 3

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, FL

Giving BT Pompano a shot!

6.3/10

Intro Booby Trap is located near other SC establishments located in the Pompano area such a Diamond Dolls, Solid Gold, and Cheetah Pompano. From the outside the facility looks like a big building...but that’s very…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 6 yrs ago 1

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, FL

A Night of Play at Club Vixens

9.0/10

Intro Vixens and Scarlets at one point in time were sister clubs sharing very similar formats, albeit with different club themes. Scarlets has long been a destination party club, whereas Vixens is a relatively unknown…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 6 yrs ago 1

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

A Stalwart Club in the Pompano Triangle!

7.7/10

Intro The sister club to Cheetah Hallandale, the Pompano venue is located farther down than Solid Gold, Pompano BT, and Diamond Doll. All these clubs are probably 5-10 minutes drives from each other, but…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 6 yrs ago 1

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, FL

Solid Gold - Where the Star of the Show is the Building!

6.7/10

Intro Right of the bat, the club is tucked away in an industrial area in Pompano. It’s right off of I-95 and Atlantic Ave and once you go under the overpass, if you look to…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 6 yrs ago 2

E11EVEN

Miami, FL

The Identity Crisis SC!

8.3/10

Intro E11Even is located on 11st in the middle of the old downtown night club sector of Miami adjacent to Club Space. In the old days, prior to the renovations, this club went under the…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 7 yrs ago 8

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

There is no Gold Standard at this club because it’s the Diamond Standard!

10.0/10

There is no Gold Standard in this club because it’s the Diamond Standard! This club is without a shadow of a doubt the best spot in South Florida bar none! At one time the mighty…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 7 yrs ago 1 6

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, FL

Pleasantly Surprised but only because I Checked Expectations at the Door

7.0/10

Intro Okay, Stir Crazy might be the next best option for SC in South Miami outside of Playmates, but that doesn’t mean this club is anywhere close to the level of Playmates. Stir Crazy is…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 7 yrs ago 3

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

The Flashy Party Club Where you Get so Little for the $$$!

6.7/10

Intro Scarlett’s has been a mainstay SC in the north area of Miami. It’s located right off the highway in an old strip mall area in Hallandale. Parking here can be a cluster fuck…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 7 yrs ago 5

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, FL

What a waste of a place!

5.0/10

In my quest to tour all the spots in South FL, I decided to hit Goldfinger instead of the close by Club Play that I usually frequent to change things up. Area This club is located in…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 7 yrs ago 2

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

How far the mighty has fallen!

7.7/10

Ok......long time patron of this club but deserted the place due to Simon Belmont’s exploration of the Pompano area clubs that are now clearly superior! Intro Toot is the BJs Supermax club of SC’s! It’s basically…

SimonBelmontSimonBelmont· 7 yrs ago 3
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