No Good Gold to Mine

Intro

This club has been run as an offshoot of E11even but its draw and focus is different. Think of this club as the B or C team when comparing it against E11even. Both clubs share similar dance pricing but GR unlike 11 is more of a “make it rain” club while 11 is more of a spectacle tourist trap club with performers and a circus act. This club underwent significant remodeling years back when it went under the moniker of Wonderland.

Club has a good sound and lighting system but is lacking seating, unless you are willing to part with more $$$ to reserve a VIP couch. This club is also notorious for big money whales coming into the club after midnight and sucking the air out of the place for the common PL. You will have to pony up $20 to valet and park. Entrance will typically set you back upwards of $30. You can get in free if you sign up for the guest list and arrive prior to 11. Don’t bother coming for happy hour expecting a lively club. You will get reduced pricing on drinks but there will be very few girls around. Place starting popping around 12:30 am. This is a late starting club as is typical of Miami spots and has the feel of a poser club. This review is for a Thursday day. I feel Thursdays are the “just right” day to get a good feel for a spot, vibes, and the talent. Thursdays typically have a strong rotation of dancers of high quality and caliber, have better dancer quantity, and are less packed than busy Fridays and Saturdays where it becomes more of a spectacle. Thursdays also advantage the commoner PL than the loaded Big Whales that splurge on weekends and soak up all the oxygen in clubs like GR.