Reviews by SimonBelmont

Intro This club has been run as an offshoot of E11even but its draw and focus is different. Think of this club as the B or C team when comparing it against E11even. Both…

Intro DG is a club that bills itself as “upscale” in comparison to close by competitors such as Toots, Scarletts, and Cheetah Hallendale. This place has runs where it can be very good in…

Intro Playmates is one of the few clubs in the south area of Miami that can at times be a solid alternative to the more popular clubs up north such a Cheetah Hallandale and Toots.…

Intro The place is a small spot located near the Pine Crest area with a Latin retro 80s vibe to it. The lay out is nothing fancy. It’s a big bar with a horse…

The Club This club pre 2020 was a sight to behold. So much so that when I first visited this club and found out about it in 2019, I straight up thought I had stumbled…

Intro This club is like a retro 80’s type spot complete with that old cube deco glass at the front and where the dances take place. Inside you will see a smallish club that centers…

Intro This club, much like Tootsies, is a converted warehouse turned SC. Pink Pony is tucked in an industrial area near Doral. The club has 2 floors, with stairs located to the left of…

Intro Being from Miami, the travel to WPB is a long drive but I was able to get a Saturday night off and decided to do a better “inspection” of the WPB area. I had…

Intro Having gone to Toots for over a decade, I decided to finally try an early afternoon to see if Old Toots had a better offering than the stale and mercenary evening lineup. Post pandemic,…

Intro Having pretty much explored all the notable strip spots in South Florida, I decided to make a one night trek to an area I had yet to explore. Having done the Pompano Top 4…

Intro I recently posted a review of Gold Rush and this review of E11even will be a comparison of the two clubs because these sister clubs now, more than ever before, are so close to being…

Intro This club has had a long history to say the least. The current building that is now Club E11even was actually the original Gold Rush club back in the day, before the facility was…

Intro Ok, this place is not at the top of my list, but apparently is for many people who frequent the Pompano Triangle. For me, Cheetah Pomp is my last destination I hit up…

Club Arrival and Amenities BT Pompano is down the street from Cheetah and a stones throw away from Diamond Dolls. This review is for Wednesday of this week. The Club exterior has dual…

Wanted to slowly wade back into the fray and couldn’t think of a better place to take it all back in than Scarlett’s. Fully vaxed up and given the green light early in the…

Intro Booby Trap is located near other SC establishments located in the Pompano area such a Diamond Dolls, Solid Gold, and Cheetah Pompano. From the outside the facility looks like a big building...but that’s very…

Intro Vixens and Scarlets at one point in time were sister clubs sharing very similar formats, albeit with different club themes. Scarlets has long been a destination party club, whereas Vixens is a relatively unknown…

Intro The sister club to Cheetah Hallandale, the Pompano venue is located farther down than Solid Gold, Pompano BT, and Diamond Doll. All these clubs are probably 5-10 minutes drives from each other, but…

Intro Right of the bat, the club is tucked away in an industrial area in Pompano. It’s right off of I-95 and Atlantic Ave and once you go under the overpass, if you look to…

Intro E11Even is located on 11st in the middle of the old downtown night club sector of Miami adjacent to Club Space. In the old days, prior to the renovations, this club went under the…

There is no Gold Standard in this club because it’s the Diamond Standard! This club is without a shadow of a doubt the best spot in South Florida bar none! At one time the mighty…

Intro Okay, Stir Crazy might be the next best option for SC in South Miami outside of Playmates, but that doesn’t mean this club is anywhere close to the level of Playmates. Stir Crazy is…

Intro Scarlett’s has been a mainstay SC in the north area of Miami. It’s located right off the highway in an old strip mall area in Hallandale. Parking here can be a cluster fuck…

In my quest to tour all the spots in South FL, I decided to hit Goldfinger instead of the close by Club Play that I usually frequent to change things up. Area This club is located in…

Ok......long time patron of this club but deserted the place due to Simon Belmont’s exploration of the Pompano area clubs that are now clearly superior! Intro Toot is the BJs Supermax club of SC’s! It’s basically…