Comments by SimonBelmont (page 3)

Yup, the Cuban invasion is complete now. Love em or hate em they are here to stay. The Cubans are without a doubt a pack of sharks but they can be handled if you are smart enough. Once you tame one of these Cuban sharks you can have a lot of fun, especially if you become a known commodity at a spot....but if you are stopping by out of the blue and look like a tourist or a newbie they will take your money and give you a vanilla experience indeed!

Hmm, always wanted to know about the 1 hour deal in the VIP room. Great to pass on the info! For 1 hour at that price you better not get rushed like at the booths.

Strip clubs are like a box of chocolates....ya never know what your gonna get!

Wrong club and maybe not even in state!

Man Solid Gold at nights during weekdays feel like a funeral! So dead and so empty with no vibe or energy. They also can’t seem to hold on to their prime talent. Such a shame! Talent they have is on the exhausted older side.

Holy shit indeed it was bad ass last night! Had stopped by Solid Gold to see how it was but it was so depressing and empty I just had to go to DD and just wow!! Took the crown for Toot! And my main was in the House last night also so that helps always!

This place has dethroned the once mighty Tootsies. While the place can be “mechanical” that doesn’t mean that if you are a regular it will always be like that. If you are able to establish yourself with a girl you will have a more natural experience where the girl will stay with you and talk with you before going off to the back. But it comes with time and rapport where the girls will feel comfortable with you. Do that and you won’t get the “wanna dance” line the girls give you. But yes, if you are not a regular it will feel very mechanical and assembly line feel.

I’ve been wanting to extend the room experience and asked my girl for a 1 hr session and she replied she would go for $400 with $150 for the big room. Didn’t take her up on her offer but she was more intent on doing a second booth for the $225. Anyone done the big room at DD? It’s a mystery that hasn’t been answered here before...

Just came back from a trip to Scarlett’s and to be honest I’m about ready to move from this club. This was once a great strip club but that can no longer be said. This club is following in the trend created by E11Even Miami that wants to blend the night club party feel with strip club on the side. Because of that move, the owners of the club have raised prices that move ever closer to the prices you would see at E11even, but not even close to the talent that Elleven has in spades! I was shocked that they have started charging $20 cover at the door starting at 11pm when in the past it was $10 to enter before 2am on weekends. To those who say the talent is better here than at Toots in its weakened state, I would say it’s still not better. Like the reviewer stated, there has been a noticeable influx of the skinnies. Also, this club has reversed the Cuban Invasion that changed the composition of the club a few years back. Yes, Cubanas can still be found but they make up no more than 35-40 percent of the staff composition. In the past this club had easily the best girls but they defected to other clubs (mainly E11Even when it opened) and then there were problems with old management not paying the dancers appropriately which lead to a second wave of talent defection. With the recent acquisition of the club by the owners of Tootsie’s, it seems they have taken Scarlett’s in the niche market of upscale nightclub/SC vibe while Tootsie’s remains what it’s long been known for. Anyways, it seems my main at Scarlett’s took my advice to leave and go to another club. RIP Scarlett’s......the club I knew is now gone despite the same flashy trappings of the club.

Been scouting this club since February and to be honest the talent is scattershot. It’s a club that’s heavy on 7’s and yes, there is variability of nationalities as it’s not overridden by Cubans to the degree that DD is. These girls also seem to have a difficult time scoring dances for $25 and mainly operate around the big bar. Was there last Saturday and saw many PLs just waiting girls out and getting freebie feels at the bar before committing to table dances. Great place to have a beer with a fellow PL though and with enough drinks your 7’s may just become an 8 but not a 9! Only stunner I have ever seen at this Cheetah happened to be a porn star doing a weekend stint. Been hear during the lunch time, afternoons, and weekend nights but outside that magical night when my favorite porn Star was performing the club is meh. It’s a good change of pace club for those that frequent DD a lot though.

Interesting strategies to get the attention of a dancer but I never do that. I like the regular joe approach and never dress up because I hate having attention from the fleas at clubs. I always have my 2-3 mains at each club and they know who I am.

Also, this club has nights where it can get thugged out where guys make it rain and spend stupid money so the girls here at this club make $$ but in a different way

Gotta agree with Twentyfive, the core group of girls that are 9 or 10s are in this club specifically because they don’t want to do extras in VIP. This club probably has the hottest dancer of any club in Miami but she told me she would never go to the level of doing extras. So ya, some GPS here from some but not all, and there are some that give very high mileage. It’s out in the open but I’ve made out and FIV before and didn’t care about the bouncer that walks around. Be careful with your valuables at this club! Beware of ROBs!

Cheetah Hallandale is a grinders club! Girls here have to grind to make the $$$

All-American girls are indeed endangered or extinct! You can link the invasion of Cubana dancers to the introduction of Lion Fish to the marine wildlife of South Florida! The invasion is now complete....it’s nearly an all Cuban zone now and even those dancers that have been here for 5 years don’t even bother learning English.

I’ll give that the chairs at Toots are very hard and uncomfortable

No real number to hang in the VIP section really...just join the PLs in the peanut gallery main floor and you will be ok. If anything, sit close to the main stage, have a drink, and wink at the dancers as they pass by. Works like a charm for me all the time!

All is indeed well at DD, was there last night and boy what a feeding frenzy it was! Club was at full strength with many of the old regulars in the house, along with some nice newcomers.

Your welcome guys!

Thursday’s are good at Deans because you have a near full roster of girls and the big gun custies with $$$ that live nearby usually go on weekends

Been going to Toot since I was a young buck but have never been to the second floor except on the way to Champaign Room. Been more of a peanut gallery patron to sit with the commoners.

I like E11Even but it’s such a hassle just to get in! I passed by last night and the line was crazy to get in and I would have imagined that the cover to get in would easily be over $50. And don’t forget the ripoff parking prices in downtown! Opted to go to Cheetah Hallandale and had a blast instead!

I like this spot and don’t see it as a disappointment. To me, easily the best Miami club in the South and the mileage is sky high here. Place gets going late on week nights, but on weekends it’s raunchy! Some girls here do bbj and cfs for $250 so value is good. Talent is solid and the Cubans here do their job well if you go for extras. You will have the tip parade but I’ve been going there for awhile and don’t put up with that because I know my girls there.

Tootsies of 10 years ago is unrivaled with only Diamond Dolls giving the same feel of vintage Toot recently. I like Cheetah Pompano as it has potential and they had one of the hottest porn stars ever working one night at this place, but this club has a strong collection of 7 to 8 range dancers. So while the numbers/quantity is very good, I feel the high quality selection that can be found in other high quality clubs is lacking at the Pompano Cheetah. Cheetah Hallandale has far better quality 9-10 range spinners.

They gotta get rid of the gowns! One night one of the girls nearly fell off the stage and did a face plant trying to take her gown off!