SimonBelmont
Florida

Comments by SimonBelmont (page 4)

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6 years ago
iknowbetter
Bitch, Don’t kill my vibe
Starting to grow on me
Yup it’s normally empty. Yup it’s a very nice building. But nope, never been approached for VIP at 1k! Been quoted many times at $300 or $400 for VIP with $100 room charge for 30 min. And that’s on heavy days like Fridays so that part of the review doesn’t check out. And the girls are solid but usually over 30 with the exception of a few young Cubanas.
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6 years ago
dondiego
Florida
Only if I had more money
Rule # 1 Never fall in love with a stripper!
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6 years ago
Bigrob1
New York
Costco strip club
Average is around $400 but if you play the Cubanas against each other they will quickly go down to $300. Shame that some of the old timer Cubanas are no gone because some of those old Cubanas used to go down to $250 on some nights when the talent was far better in the golden age of Toot!
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6 years ago
GoPats1220
Texas
Fun on a Friday
For Scarlett’s to begin charging $40 like E11Even? Hell no! Caliber of talent at E11Even is far superior! It was E11Even that took away Scarlett’s Old Queen! And others from the old days at Scarlett’s also defected to E11Even! No comparison there!
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6 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
Nice club. Hard to find.
Just imagine if all the girls from Diamond Dolls and the vibe and atmosphere from there was transported into this big, beautiful facility? It would be awesome!
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6 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
Nice club. Hard to find.
Simon Belmont would say that this club is the Deans Gold of Pompano Beach with Diamond Dolls being the Tootsie’s of Pompano!
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6 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
Nice club. Hard to find.
Place is not that hard to find! Just look up to the sky and look for the lights!
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6 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
I'll crown it. Best in the USA
And to add, these chicks cater to anyone that puts down for VIP. Once these chicks see you go to VIP once with any girl you will instantly become the most interesting man in the world and Simon Belmont always goes dressed as a bum just to keep the Cuban piranhas at bay.
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6 years ago
Warrior15
Anywhere there are Titties.
I'll crown it. Best in the USA
Was there Friday night and would say that Deans is a very good spot and laid back, but won’t give it the title of best in the USA as I feel that title should go to Diamond Dolls. The $20 dance deal is very awesome as it’s not found in any other Miami spot that I know off, but Deans does claw back its dance deal cash break by getting you on slightly more expensive drinks ($2-$3 more expensive) and the stupid self park $5 fee and a cover price that jumped from $10 to $15 a couple years back. Also, the quality and number of girls has declined as it was way better 5-7 years ago as some girls have defected to other clubs, but was glad to see that 2 girls from a while back have returned hungry because of $$$ issues after “retiring”. The music is just right and it’s not as smoke filled as other clubs. The drawback is that this place starts off very late (11pm) and thus happy hour drink prices can’t be taken advantage of since the place is a ghost town before 11pm. Yes, you can get good mileage but for the reason that the enticer is to get you into VIP. Yes, the girls do take time to talk game to you and will not pressure you immediately for a dance, and they are trained to be polite as the crowd that frequents the spot are older guys with big pockets. I go there from time to time to Deans and have never been told about no shorts policy and generally dress down looking like a regular joe. One thing that can sometimes be an issue at Deans is that on week nights you can see the girls sitting in a straight row by the bar stools all chewing gum and playing on their cell phones. Doesn’t happen on weekend nights though. It’s still a solid club but it’s best days are now in the past and it’s future is undecided. Good change of pace club IMO. Also, some of the better talent (which is usually Cuban) have the GPS problem. The Cubans here still have the nasty habit of straight up asking for dances, and the VIP treatment from some of the Cubans is often rushed and looking to get to the next custy. That’s the drawback with these Cubans. They are effing hot but ruthless. It’s the trade off that you have to accept if you wanna get with a Barbie blonde looking type Cuban.
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6 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
Better than I hoped for
Better value over Solid Gold for regular dances 25 to 30 at SG but SG has the rooms and extras that put it over the top
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6 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
Better than I hoped for
The mileage at this club is easily better than Scarlett’s and on par with Cheetah Hallandale although some of the top end girls at Cheetah Hallandale limit the mileage for example no titty sucking but again, like all clubs it depends on the girls
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6 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
Better than I hoped for
And lap dance cubicles are essentially exactly the same as those found in Scarlett’s and yes, they are monitored via camera but the grinding and sucking are high mileage from the girls I go with and no bouncer walks around
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6 years ago
twentyfive
Living well and enjoying my retirement
Better than I hoped for
I like to call this spot Scarlett’s lite and the good part is that the girls are more than decent and you can always find a couple of 9’s running around that used to work at Scarlett’s, Toot, or E11even that have made this club home. Most of the good girls work at Vixens for a reason since they like to give high mileage dances, but are not extras girls. The girls I know here give awesome mileage but I known them from other clubs where they didn’t want to go against other girls that gave up the extras. All in all I use Vixens on nights where Diamond Dolls or Cheetah Pompano are bust nights
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6 years ago
dirtyburt
Florida
Wednesday night/Thursday evening
Night girls will ask 400 but since most nights are slow in comparison to other clubs they quickly drop to 300 but hold there, and 100 for room at night
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6 years ago
tuscl
A catch-all account
Don’t I Know You From Somewhere?
That girl is not there anymore......I think, could have been a one time dance fling and the two Ns may not be her porn name
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6 years ago
hamster80
South Carolina
Tuesday Night Delight
$150 for the hour is very reasonable. At Deans you have to fork that over for just half hour
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6 years ago
hamster80
South Carolina
Tuesday Night Delight
Champagne room is right near the entrance, it has 2 red bench couches opposite each other with a red curtain. After paying the cashier you will see it opposite the first long bar, and right after it you have a Secluded seating section and the first bar pole mini stage. Thinking of doing the Champagne room one day.....getting tired the of the factory assembly line.
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6 years ago
Youngatheart2
Be safe
First time caller definitely be back
This is not a dollar parade club, but it’s rather a FS parade club!
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6 years ago
TxVegas
Still looking for an ATF
Solid visit
You gotta love the old “student at a local school” bit these chicks give you!
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6 years ago
sparky4567
Connecticut
As good as it gets
Gotta love those 10 table dances! Can’t be beat!
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6 years ago
ekdum
Reinvigorating my fun with strip clubs.
You will never get a 3 for 50 deal at 11. One song is $40 and the girls hold steady at 40.
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6 years ago
DunnyWold
Great Mileage, Dancers 7/10
Between 5-7 pm
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6 years ago
Knightline
Boston
Disappointing visit
The place has been disappointing this month! Was far better in early Feb. Getting to the point of diminishing returns.....which means back to DD!
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6 years ago
AndyDominguez
Long Island NY
Playmate’s worth the visit
This place is very good on mileage for LD. Some girls will allow touching the kitty on LD, DFK, and the will grab and choke junior all to get you into VIP. The cons to the club is that you can’t escape the old “Papi de me mi propina por mi bale” crap! Best bet is to grab a chair at the bar with a drink and get bar side grind dances for slapping singles!