Certainly exceeded expectations

I had an afternoon to myself in South Florida, and wanted to try some spots I'd never been to before. I had planned hitting maybe 2 or even 3 places before taking a flight from FLL later that evening. I decided to start proceedings off at Cheetahs because I'd heard they had a free lunch special. I wasn't particularly interested in the lunch itself, never having eaten (food) at a stripclub before. My thinking was that there might be hotter than normal girls around at this time as the crowd might be bigger because of it.

Anyway, I got a bit busy and arrived later than planned, right when the special was ending at 3pm. It was right around 3.01pm when the waitress sat me at the table, gave the menu and asked if I wanted to eat. I mentioned that I figured that the special was over, but she pulled some strings to get the order in for me for free. She also took the time to give me the lowdown on the club. Table dances @$10, Private @$25, and VIP @$150 (I think) with the girl's average fare @$300. She was pretty upfront about letting me know that I could pretty much do whatever I liked with most of them if I was willing to pay that.

Anyway, the food took about 10 minutes to arrive, but by the time it did I was heavily engrossed in some of those $10 dances with a super hot Cuban spinner. She was fully nude and all over me. Plenty of stick shifting, and I had full range without trying to directly return that favor. The waitress was placing napkin, burger and drinks carefully on the table just a short breath away, but to be honest it was only fully realized when after the song, the girl I was with suggested it was lunch time and that she would return in 15 minutes.