tjmonger39
Arizona
Comments by tjmonger39
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6 years ago
rickdugan
Verified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
My wife is horny all the time so I am not ashamed to say yes. Not a big deal or any different at least from my perspective. Make sure that bitch hires a sitter so she doesn't have to stop mid-fuck to deal with a crying baby. If she wants you to pay for the sitter make sure she isn't having the baby daddy watch the baby for nothing while she cons you out of money. Assuming dental work wasn't part of the delivery I think you will have a good time. You can also grease up her big milky jugs if you don't mind looking at chewed up leaking nipples.
If she brings it to your pad make sure she takes any shitty baby diapers with her when she leaves.
discussion comment
6 years ago
tjmonger39
Arizona
Meh, sounds like a good night to fish for snapper in the alley then.
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6 years ago
tjmonger39
Arizona
Papi_Chulo has the right idea on that one, that's what most special events are like. It would seem as though the anniversary one is one of the larger ones. I'm greedy though, my first thought was I hope there is a fresh load of chicas arriving to replenish the supply.
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6 years ago
tjmonger39
Arizona
Yeah I've seen those photos multiple times, I guess i should have added more info. Mainly, are there more chicas stuffed in there on an event night than a normal night and do prices for arriba change at all.
discussion comment
7 years ago
Wanabefrank
Life is short, bald and smelly
I'll be there July 16th thru 20, love to see some others there.
discussion comment
7 years ago
tjmonger39
Arizona
Part of the burn out is I accomplished everything I wanted to accomplish a long time ago when I should have been out being young and doing stupid shit like going to TJ and banging hookers. I think I posted before that the rest of the things aren't this serious. The next one I am in the process of booking is to Norway to see the Northern Lights. This is a trip that I will take with the love of my life though so no banging hookers. I'm not sure what the sly reference suggests with respect to my other comments. I'm sure I'm not the only one who's banged asian hookers. Is this a problem because I didn't leave a review? If it's in reference to pot, that medical marijuana takes away all the nasty side effects of the big pharma horse pills I take for my anxiety I got because I was worried about working my life away instead of enjoying it.
discussion comment
7 years ago
tjmonger39
Arizona
Thailand should be at the top of everyone's list! I was there many years ago for business and was only able to spend 24 hours enjoying myself. Asian chicks just don't do it for me anymore though. I went through a long asian stage and banged many an asian escort but I think it was just a stage. The only ones that really appeal to me anymore have huge fake tits but those would probably appeal to me on any type of chick.
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7 years ago
tjmonger39
Arizona
Most of my changes have been easy, the problem being that I was too uptight and letting everyone push me away from the things that make me happy. My therapy is just doing the things that make me happy now. I started smoking pot and got a huge tattoo, this has been liberating.
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7 years ago
tjmonger39
Arizona
For anyone that's shopped at the OXXO across the street, do they sell liquor other than beer there?
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7 years ago
tjmonger39
Arizona
"If you want to change your life, which is usually what a mid life crisis means, then you need to do much more than go on a sex tour."
It does, this is just the first step in many to start enjoying life in the ways I haven't been able to. I need to start doing the things I put off decades ago before I no longer have the chance. There are many others, this probably the most extreme on the list.
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7 years ago
tjmonger39
Arizona
To add, it is close to home. I guess to be specific an hour flight and a quick walk across the border.
Thanks for caring, Mom.
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7 years ago
tjmonger39
Arizona
I refreshed my thread without logging in and saw the SJG comment, damn didn't even occur to me it would bypass the ignore if I wasn't logged in. This is why I should have prefaced this with an article, I'll do my best to explain. One thing that came out of my midlife crisis is that I need to stop being a bitch to the world and enjoy life on my terms. When I do die I will either go to heaven, hell or worm food. There will be no tits and ass in any of those places if you follow the biblical definitions. Even if I were to be down for some jihad and get 72 virgins what am I supposed to do when they get fat? No mention of replacement virgins leaves me doubtful on that prospect. My paradise involves non stop tits, ass and pussy for my enjoyment. If you want something done right you have to do it yourself, that is why I am going to paradise and giving no fucks about the money I spend. I have plenty of money, as long as my dick is hard and the ATM is in service it would be impossible for money not to come out. If I die before my wife she will just spend this money on her new boyfriend so fuck him if my secret bank account has a few less zeros.
discussion comment
7 years ago
tjmonger39
Arizona
Tossing this out there also, I'll be checking in on July 16th-would love to meet other board members.
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7 years ago
tjmonger39
Arizona
@ PaulDrake
Technically it's more like 3 days, I think a full week would kill me. I'm getting there on Monday later in the day and Thursday is the last day of mongering. More like 3 days and then a little bit more.
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7 years ago
tjmonger39
Arizona
The destination wasn't based on money as much as the time I have available. I travel for work so the wife doesn't suspect anything out of the ordinary when I leave on a Monday and come back late on Friday. If I was going to an exotic monger destination it would require more time to enjoy. With this trip I get to sleep in Monday morning, catch a plan for a quick hour flight and be at Cascadas just in time for check in.
review comment
7 years ago
Pizza (hiatus)
Pizza
How I love reading anything HK related but this is my ATF. 25 more days to go me, it's dragging!
Question on part 1, hotel was $100 after discount making it $250 a night for their "normal" rate that they actually discount right? Any recollection of how much the Master Suite was on the "normal" non website rate?
review comment
7 years ago
Pizza (hiatus)
Pizza
Damn, wrong chapter!
review comment
7 years ago
Pizza (hiatus)
Pizza
Bravo!
This one was as spectacular as the first. I guess it may be premature to ask since part 3 hasn't came out, but if you could let us know what you would do differently if you could do it over?
review comment
7 years ago
Pizza (hiatus)
Pizza
Thanks for the good review and looking forward to more. I'll be there for my first visit July 16 and staying for 4 nights.
Are the rooms smoking only or do you get your choice?