Reviews by Frankcastle

Almost empty when I visited. A couple of fairly hot girls though. I drove past Club Erotica Sunday night but there were only three cars in the parking lot so didn't go in. Tried…

In the desert of lousy clubs, sirens is the brackish water you’d drink because it is the best available. 10 cover, 7 drinks, 2 for 40 uptimes. 20 girls from 5 to 8. There…

Lookers is a dive bar with a stage. The girls were mostly disappointing. Cover is 10, there’s a 30 deal with two drinks and a dance. Dances are 4 minutes drinks 6…

I went to tattletales a couple times. It’s a small to mid sized club. $5 valet, $10 entrance, $6 beer. Was dead at 930 but picked up a bit later. 25 girls in…

My first and last visit to oasis. The vibe is different, more like a neighborhood bar with poles. 30 dancers mostly 6s and 7s. I violated one of my rules: to never…

I hit sirens up late March and had a decent time. $10 cover, $10 shots, $40 two for one. Tuesday is all day two for one so it doesn’t make sense that they…

Hit Seville for the second time in as many months. There’s valet parking or a large parking garage right across the street. Nice small to mid sized place felt a little cramped when…

Went to Charlotte men’s club for the first time. I’ve been all over the state and think it is above average for clubs. This one was underwhelming. I went twice, once in…

Visited Treasure for the first time in a while and not much has changed. $25 couch dances, $115 suite spot for 15 minutes. It was customer appreciation night so there wasn't a cover…

Been here twice, the first time the only other customers had just left and they told me they weren’t open (at 8pm??). I tried one more time last week and it was just meh.…

The best club in Columbus though that’s not saying much. I will say this club has a large roster and pretty girls all times of day. Hotness ranges from 5-8.5 with the occasional…

I've tried to grade this city and club on a curve. It's not Toronto or Miami, so I try to be lenient in scoring. I wanted to go out and celebrate recently and Centerfold was…

Made a stop in Fayetteville for the first time at secrets. Went early and got a free wristband so I could leave to eat and come back. $1 domestics were popular that night. As…

Recently made a late visit at TMC and they had three of my all time favorites there on the same night. It was busy and fun you just never know. $10 cover, 35 dancers…

Passing through a few weeks ago, stopped late night to check things out. Spent 2-3 hours checking out the dancers. It was pretty busy at midnight. 30 or so dancers averaging a…

I hit treasure club on my way back. There was poker that night, about 20 people playing. 15 dancers. The difference between Treasure and Mirage is the average BMI and age of…

Went to Capital Cabaret a couple times earlier this month. This used to be my favorite club in the area, now it's taken a noticeable downturn. One day there was almost no one…

Visited Pure Gold Cary last week, I'd never been real impressed with it but was in the area and decided to give it a chance. It was pretty slow and only started picking up…

Tmc is hit or miss on any given night like all raleigh clubs. 10 cover, 5-15 drinks, 20-30 girls. Private dances are 30 “40 for touching”. Sometimes there’s a 2 for 40 deal which…

I revisited recently and this trip wasn’t as good as the first time. A couple of girls tried to scam me by miscounting dances. Counting eight when it was more like 4-5. This happens…

I went in, headed to the bar and a gorgeous 8+ girl offered me a seat. This was fortuitous so I immediately got a dance. It was ok, nothing to write home (or tuscl) about.…

I just went to ricks about midnight and it was kinda packed. 30+ girls, 6-7 range. Lots of massage girls for some reason and some of them were hotter than the dancers. I…

I’ve been to this club a couple of times and am reviewing mostly to warn people that this definitely isn’t the best place in town (as it currently seems to be rated). And the…

In town for business and tried out lido a couple weeks ago. Good looking girls 6-8 range where stripping seems more like a part time job. Most said they were singers, actresses, students, ballet dancers…

West Virginia has laws strictly warning you not to touch the dancers so when I went to sugars I wasn’t expecting much. The girls were 5-6s and seemed more focused on talking or texting than…