Reviews by Frankcastle

Short version: The dancers were on average slightly less attractive than at Gold Club, but I had a much better time at Purple Diamond. Purple Diamond is next to a run down strip mall. There were…

Went to Gold club to check things out. $10 cover, $7 cokes. Security was somewhat heavy, Memphis is crime ridden though the club's location seems safe. On a weekday there were a dozen girls…

Rick's has been an uneven and unpredictable over the years. My reviews reflect frustration with the occasional nuggets of gold. Well dear reader, this night we ended up on the "frustrating" side of…

RONALD'S McDoogals is a small-to-mid sized club outside Baltimore. It's easy to find on a main road. Well lit parking lot in the rear that was pretty full at midnight Saturday. Looks like…

I visited Lust again a couple months ago. I'd had a decent time the first time and was hoping for more of the same. It's not far off I-81, easy to find, easy parking though…

I went to Treasure a few months ago, first time in a long time. It was disappointing. It hadn't changed much with a $10 (?) entry and $5 cokes. Dance prices had increased somewhat…

Went to Papermoon late one night in Richmond. Is it possible for a place to be both sketchy and quiet? I had driven by Richard's but decided it was a little too isolated…

I convinced myself to give Lust a try even though West Virginia clubs have been pretty bad in my experience. Lust was better than expected. It won't make my top ten list but…

Gold Club Memphis is a somewhat awkwardly large and open club. $10 cover, $6 cokes and beers. Smoking is allowed and a smoke machine is running. Two main stages and a side area that may…

I visited Cloakroom for the first time recently. I hate going into DC, and know that the clubs are pretty bad, but took one for the team. The neighborhood is fairly busy and…

Not much interesting or new about CCR. You can probably find free parking if you spend some time looking. It was busy, even after midnight. It's a hole in the wall next…

Millstream is in an area that feels like a small town swallowed up by sprawl. The parking lot of the club is a bit elevated from the road. It seemed perfectly safe though…

Gold club is warming up to me because it hits the sweet spots between full and empty, and classy and dirty. Sometimes they open the "small" side of the club up when they are…

Rick's / Gentlemen's club hasn't changed much under new management. The layout is the same with one big main stage, two bars, and two small side stages that are only used when it is…

Stopped by for a short visit. $12 cover and $3 cokes. The same DJ and bartender have been there forever. The girls have changed over the years, of course. A dozen…

Gold is club is out of the way off a highway in Baltimore. Decent size parking lot with a couple of security guards. $5 cover, license check and wander before entering. It’s a…

This was my first time to CCR since the 90s! I used to close clubs like this down with a buddy of mine who moved on to become an exec at a billion dollar…

After a business trip to Baltimore, I spent an evening at Penthouse. The place is in a relatively quiet area. Across from Penthouse is a fenced in parking lot. $10 valet or…

Stilettos is a real hit or miss place. Visited three times and had a different experience each time. It’s a little awkward to get to. From the south GPS will send you over a…

Visited TMC Charlotte a couple weeks ago. $10 entrance fee and $6-7 drinks. 30-40 dancers, a full club of customers. Dancers kept saying it was unusually full. Most of the…

Diamond dolls is in what looks like an old tastee freeze, a small dark building with a central bar and some curtained off “rooms” for dances. Nothing bad but it kind of set the…

Sirens experience varies depending on what day you go. Early in the week it’s laid back and half full at best. Later week it gets fuller and busy. They put up decorations…

This place has gotten more boring, if that’s possible. I went a couple times just to see if it had improved. TLDR: no. Entry is $5, they wand you down. Drinks are…

From my experience and other reviews, the girls and managers at SR are pushy and scammy about tips. Be forewarned. I got to SR around 1230AM, having already had a long and frustrating day.…

Nice looking club that achieves the bare minimum. Two pretty petites who were very busy, and most of the rest of the dancers were PAWGs (5s or 6s). Ricks is right downtown, a clean club…