Muddy

USA

Reviews by Muddy

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  5 years ago
  Platinum Dolls

  New York, New York
  Typical Manhattan upsell here

  Came on a Wednesday night. Around 10. Was one of the first customers in. Cover was $20. Some kind of Halloween party going on. Layout just to knock it out. Walk in bathrooms are...
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  5 years ago
  The Landing Strip (was Forbidden Fruit)

  Ronkonkoma, New York
  Chill sports bar not many dancers though

  Came on a Friday night. This club is way out east on the island in Ronkonkoma. It’s in an industrial park area. There is a parking lot but if that’s full there is a...
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  5 years ago
  Mirage Gentlemen's Lounge

  Farmingdale, New York
  Maybe not a mirage

  Could be something here. Atleast better than previous reviews might indicate. They must’ve hired a new batch of foreign girls. Came on a Saturday night around midnight. Cover was $15 get patted down and...
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  5 years ago
  Mermaids Bar

  Astoria, New York
  The Little Mermaid 🧜‍♀️ was definitely not working tonight

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA Like Mermaids but opposite. Fish part on top. Alright that's a little mean but nothing stood out. Can't even get private dances here anyway. They might just dance for you at the bar, come...
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  5 years ago
  NYC Gentlemens Club

  Flushing, New York
  Bags of dog shit out front

  Does anybody fucking clean up out front. It was all over the street. Smelled like shit because it was shit. Alright there was plenty of street parking right off the BQE in Woodside not...
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  5 years ago
  Riviera Gentleman's Club

  Astoria, New York
  Energetic spot

  Came on a Friday night. It’s in Astoria, good area. I found parking on the streets. Should be alright to find a spot at night. Cover was $20. My beer was $8. Lapdances are...
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  Muddy
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  5 years ago
  CityScapes (formerly Rouge)

  New York, New York
  PSA Club Closed

  Went on aFriday night after midnight. It looked apocalyptic, place is definitely done for. Could see why it didn’t do to well based location. Not necessarily on a main thoroughfare, in a middle of...
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  rickdugan
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  5 years ago
  Billy Dean's Showtime Cafe

  North Bellmore, New York
  Who the fuck is Billy Dean

  Came on a Thursday night after midnight. It’s in a strip mall on Newbridge road in the heart of prototypical Long Island suburbia. Plenty of parking. Cover was $15. Bud light was $8.50 and...
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  5 years ago
  Lipstix Gentlemen's Club

  Deer Park, New York
  Not my thing

  This place hasn't been reviewed in a while. It's called Secrets now not Illusions. They have a parking lot, should be enough spots. Came just after midnight. No cover. Bunch people out front having...
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  5 years ago
  The Oasis Gentlemen's Club

  Smithtown, New York
  Nope just a mirage

  Came on a Saturday night after midnight. It’s in smithtown, nice area. A lot more trees out here way out in Suffolk. Plenty of parking. It looks like somebody’s house on the side of...
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  5 years ago
  Platinum Dollz Gentlemens Club and Restaurant

  Passaic, New Jersey
  Now this is the real review

  Came in on a Saturday night. It’s has its own parking lot wasn’t hard to find a spot. Street parking seemed filled so if you don’t get a spot on the street it might...
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  5 years ago
  Satin Dolls

  Lodi, New Jersey
  Asses bigger than Tony Soprano

  Came in after midnight on a Saturday. This is the Sopranos strip club. Right off I-80 you can’t see it from there driving. Plenty of parking. Safe area. Big place. Walk in, No cover....
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  5 years ago
  AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

  Secaucus, New Jersey
  Apple Juice

  Came here on a Saturday night. Between MetLife stadium and Manhattan in Secaucus New Jersey. It’s located across from a dump it looks like and boy does it smell like shit. Anyway there are...
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  Muddy
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  5 years ago
  Platinum Dollz Gentlemens Club and Restaurant

  Passaic, New Jersey
  Solid talent

  Came in after midnight on a Saturday. Right off I-80 you can’t see it from there driving. Plenty of parking. Safe area. Big place. Walk in, No cover. Layout if one rectangle bikini bar...
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  Muddy
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  5 years ago
  Johnny A's Hitching Post

  Paterson, New Jersey
  Too crowded on a Friday night

  It might’ve been because the Yankees just had a playoff win that it was so packed, also Friday night. I didn’t give a shit though because I’m a Mets fan. One of the many...
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  5 years ago
  Lace Wayne

  Wayne, New Jersey
  Big space at Lace

  Big club for New Jersey. Only like 10 dancers working though. Came on a Friday night after midnight. Plenty of parking in an industrial area. Walk in cover is $10 drink ticket so atleast...
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  5 years ago
  Titillations

  Bloomfield, New Jersey
  Packed but good talent

  Came here on a Friday night. It’s in Bloomfield, New Jersey. I thought the area was fine. I parked on the street, their parking lot is pretty small. Walk in, no cover. Place was...
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  5 years ago
  Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

  Paterson, New Jersey
  Fake asses as big as the sun, and just as painful to look at

  Friday night. It got good reviews so I thought I would stop in. Downtown Paterson by a hospital. They have a parking garage. Walk in get patted down. Layout is bar on the right...
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  Lokin4fun
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  5 years ago
  Clancy's Pub

  Bloomfield, New Jersey
  Even better than a Tom Clancy novel

  Neighborhood bar completely tucked away in a suburban area. Came on a Friday night. NJballa reccomended it and I’m glad I took his advice. And Man I wish I had a bar like this...
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  NJBalla
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  5 years ago
  Show Palace

  Long Island City, New York
  Show me no tip parade

  And I’ll show you where I’m going to be spending my money. Long Island city on a rainy Thursday night. It’s in an industrial area, right across from that famous SilverCup Studios sign you...
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  Muddy
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  5 years ago
  Pumps

  Brooklyn, New York
  Pump the Jam

  Came here on a Wednesday night. It’s in a warehouse district in Brooklyn. Area is pretty safe. I parked on the side of the building not sure if you can park there but I...
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  5 years ago
  Sugar Daddy's

  Long Island City, New York
  Sugar shake bake

  Long Island city on a Wednesday night. I found parking on the street. Warehouse area this the only thing going on in the neighborhood at this time. I come in metal detector get patted...
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  5 years ago
  LeRouge Lounge

  New York, New York
  Confused to where I was but hot girls at least

  I thought I was going to Executive club but I guess this is Lerouge lounge. Ok whatever. Cover was $40 this changes at 930 from $20 to $40. I had just come from scores...
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  Lido_Mgnt
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  5 years ago
  Scores New York

  New York, New York
  Martin SCORESce

  Came in on a Tuesday night just before 9. I was probably the first customer there. I was able to find parking on a weeknight. It is right by the new massive Hudson Yards...