Nope just a mirage

Came on a Saturday night after midnight. It’s in smithtown, nice area. A lot more trees out here way out in Suffolk. Plenty of parking. It looks like somebody’s house on the side of the road. Cover was 0. A got a water that was $6. Regular lapdance is $30 3 min and $60 10 min they claim no touch on those. And then $120 for VIP for 15 minutes and $220 I think for $30 minutes.

Layout is walk in stage right on the right. Lapdance area to immediate right. VIP is behind a curtain on the left. Bar is in left center. It’s alright. Nothing special. Probably about 10 customers.

Girls. Like 6 or so. Nothing really hot to speak of on a Saturday night. Black and Latina. I think i saw one white girl. Maybe a 6 at best in there. I wasn’t gonna spend on anybody in here, especially not for those prices and rules. It was just not a good spot. I’m not upset or anything, just won’t come back here there was nothing to see. Go somewhere else.