Now this is the real review

Came in on a Saturday night. It’s has its own parking lot wasn’t hard to find a spot. Street parking seemed filled so if you don’t get a spot on the street it might be a pain in the ass. Fairly urban area in Passaic. Walk in bathrooms are literally right in front of you. No cover. Make a left down the hallway. Bikini bar and LD area to the right. I would say this is nice place for a bikini bar. LD’s are $20. Beer was $6.

Dancers there were about 10. I would say talent was very average. You definitely had some overweight girls. White and Latina mostly. One black dancer. I got dances from one busty/fat girl with gigantic tits and ass. Latina/white girl forgot her name. Good mileage in LD room she wanted to go VIP it sounded fun but I wasn’t trying to drop $200 for it. Good touching with her though. LD room is monitored with camera and the dude will come in every now and then. That’s annoying. I then got dances from CiCi a pretty and really really thing girl. Low as fuck mileage. Felt like I had some kind of disease. She must have been really new. So mileage is dancer dependent(as it often is) and the big dancer girl gave higher mileage (as it often is)

Nice place, comfortable, talent was just meh. It was alright. A little nicer than typical dollar parade bar though around here.