Clancy's Pub
144 Broughton Ave Bloomfield, NJ 07003

Even better than a Tom Clancy novel

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Muddy
Oct 5, 2019, 6:01 AM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Neighborhood bar completely tucked away in a suburban area. Came on a Friday night. NJballa reccomended it and I’m glad I took his advice. And Man I wish I had a bar like this in my neighborhood. Parking was harder than I thought it would be but a white van moved right when I came around and I got a spot in front. Layout, I felt like I was in a pack of sardines. In a small place. A lot of TV’s. One stage splits the bar. Restroom is right after the bar. Lap dance area is in the back left through a door to a community lap dance room, which is pretty dark with individual poofy chairs.

Dancers, I have been to a lot of clubs and random clubs like this aren’t supposed to have hot dancers but his place did. I wasn’t blown away but out of like 9 dancers or so I would have prolly got dances from any of them. Most were Brazilian, I heard them speaking Portuguese. I saw a mixed black girl and a couple white girls too. Maybe like 7’s and 8’s all around. No ugly girls. Too many customers though. Mostly young dudes. I couldn’t really move in the place. Tip parade wasn’t bad here either. They couldn’t get to me even if they wanted to it was that packed.

I ended up getting dances from some black haired busty Brazilian girl with fake tits. She looked a little more beat up, up close but it was all good. Lap dances are $20 and you get 5 minutes. That is really good value right there. I got a lot of touching down there with some stick shifting and kissing/nipple sucking too. So money goes pretty far here. I would definitely come back just not when it’s this busy though. Space was too tight.

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