tuscl

Reviews

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published 2 yrs ago
Theme: 1995 laser tag
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Myrtle Beach, SC. Yeah it really does feel like some mid 90's laser tag kind of environment, I'm guessing that's around the time they built this club and it's just still like that. Bright green…

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published 2 yrs ago
Even Michael Jordan couldn't have fun here
reviewed by
Muddy

4.3

Wilmington, NC. Michael Jordan was born in Brooklyn and we are claiming him, but he did go to high school here in Wilmington. This is the only club in Wilmington. Tuesday night. Plenty of parking…

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published 2 yrs ago
In the land of mini golf
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

North Myrtle Beach, SC. Seriously how much mini golf do we really need, I only saw about 30 courses coming up here. Tuesday night. I was impressed with the talent working at Thee Dollhouse in…

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published 3 yrs ago
Seven Ways From Sundown
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Niagara Falls, ON. Wednesday night just after midnight. I heard a ton about this place beforehand so I had to check it out. On Lundy’s lane next to Seductions which was closed. Big parking lot.…

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published 3 yrs ago
"Toronto"? It's pronouned Chranna
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Toronto, ON. I just got a ticket so I was a little gun shy about parking but I didn't see a sign where I was across the street so fuck it let's give it another…

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published 3 yrs ago
Jim Brown or Jim Thome?
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night. I was just at Larry Flynts next door. I left my car in the shared lot and just walked over. As I was coming up, several cleveland police officer were outside…

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published 3 yrs ago
100 dollar ticket which is like what $77.35 US? I call that a deal!
reviewed by
Muddy

6.7

Toronto, ON. Wednesday night. I just came from a Blue Jays game so I wanted to check out the strip clubs. Ok I parked on the street around the corner, I was not even in…

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published 3 yrs ago
Christie Canyon #1 Pornstar all time
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Cleveland, OH. Saturday night around 10. In the Flats right under the Cleveland Memorial Shoreway. There's also sort of night spots around here, comedy club, bars. I saw parking was $10 on a sign, I…

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published 3 yrs ago
Cleveland Rocks yes but unable to get my rocks off
reviewed by
Muddy

6.0

Cleveland, OH. Larry Flynts, right next to diamond. Parking lot, free under the bridge. Looks like there is a guy in a van monitoring the lot. Walk up a couple guys, pat down, ID check.…

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published 3 yrs ago
Trying to Fill more vaginas
reviewed by
Muddy

7.0

Toronto, ON. Looks like an old theater. There looked to be an attendant at the lot, I didn't feel like paying anything so I just parked right down Pembroke street. The area seems ok. Apparently…

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published 3 yrs ago
Deep Dish Pizza is a better bet
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Chicago, IL. Friday night around 11. I believe it used to be called Pink Pony. Right near the University of Illinois Chicago campus. Not the hood. I parked right on Polk right outside the club.…

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published 3 yrs ago
To the good Admiral, I say: Fuck you sir.
reviewed by
Muddy

5.0

Chicago, Il. Friday night. Up on the Northside. I ate a fuck ton of Chicago food before this so I made sure I took my diarrhea here. TMI? Go to hell. Yeah Johnnies, Ricobene's and…