Comments by Dblednmike (page 16)

Agree with Galiziabob. Remember you’re a foreigner in a country where you can be treated above and beyond anything you’d expect in the states, for very little. You can also be treated pretty fucking awful if you rub people the wrong way.

3000 Pesos!!! YIKES!!! How long was that for? That’s over $150 USD

What was the amount? I’d hate to go through the whole act and not know the price?

I don’t know about quality, but there is definitely more quantity on the weekends. The problem is there is even more customer quantity on the weekends too. I’m willing to wager that a lot of your weekend customers are not seasoned mongers in TJ or in the States. All they know is that they are in an adult utopia paying a fraction of the price they may be used to, and getting so much more. The crowd on the weeknights is probably a little older (wiser), and willing to hold out for the right price. Just like some of the girls are sharks, some of us are apex predators too. Regardless, my next trip was supposed to be in June with some friends. Now I’m thinking I might try to run down by myself in two or three weeks just to hold me over till the big trip with the guys. Sometimes you just have to scratch the itch.

Legit Massage Therapist’s accidentally brush junk all the time. Getting a hard on during a normal massage is not that uncommon. It’s probably more embarrassing for the guy than the girl. The hug and kiss at the end are NOT common though. Give it another whirl and see if she lets your hands wander.

Have you been to other strip clubs? Did you enjoy them? You refer to yourself as a retard, and reference autism. Is this just colorful language, or are you really autistic?

It’s not in the Zona Warrior. It’s very close to the border crossing. I know people who walk it during the day.

Have they added showers to the rooms in the club?

Well, I’m glad I read wrong. And in light of that... good job.

Yeah, I’m familiar with what you’re talking about, and I hope you’re right. It just didn’t read that way to me.

WTF!!! I have no words.... Wait, yes I do. They may be prostitutes, but there is no way that violence is OK. That is fucking disgusting and vile. Those are the kind of people that deserve to be in a Mexican Prison.

One of the best times I’ve ever had was watching a football game at HK while having a half naked hottie stroking me off and smothering my face in her tits every time someone scored. That and a bucket of beers made for a great night.

I suspect there was a mix up somewhere. No pool table at HK and I don’t think anyone from this board could be surprised that the girls leave for an hour or do at a time.

Have a great time man. You’re in for an adventure.

Fine with me... less crowded that way.

Unless something changed since January, the VIP card is only good for four months. It is still worth it IMO, but good to know what you’re buying.

When we were there we ran into the guy that had the smaller of the two penthouse suites. He showed us his room and got to check out ours. The smaller one has one bedroom with two beds in it. They looked like queen or maybe full size. The bigger suite has two bedrooms one bed in each, one is a king, and I think the other was a queen (not the one I slept in). Both are well appointed. If I was going solo I might choose the smaller because you don’t really need the extra space. Under normal circumstances they are super convenient to the elevator, however that elevator was out of order which meant you had navigate some stairs and the halls to get to the other elevator that was working. I know some people may disagree, but I think the nicer room helps to have a better time. Every girl that went up from the bar or the street commented on the room and seemed be a little more relaxed. Just my opinion. We even talked a few of them into stripping on the pole in the living room after they were done for a few dollars in tips. They seemed to be genuinely having a good time.

Great review. You have had some pretty good luck finding great gals. I might have to try that $40 HJ thing too. I’ll be down there with some work buddies that are all HK veterans next Monday, and I can hardly wait. I liked your observation about how quick the 9’s and 10’s get taken off the floor. Awhile back I had my eye on this one girl, but kept procrastinating. Well, when I was ready, she was nowhere to be found. I ended up finding her again two hours later.

You have to get something similar to a tourist Visa. It’s good for three days I think. Apparently they have longer ones you can get and don’t have to go thru the gringo line at the border. I use a passport card, so no stamps here, but I don’t think I’ve ever seen anyone get stamped.

Sorry for your dead fish. That sucks ! The little head has led to some of my biggest regrets in life, but also a lot more of my fondest memories. Thanks for the description and name of “The Fish”. I’ll be down there in two weeks and will keep that one in mind.

They keep track of the time a girl goes in and do a safety check if she hasn’t come out in a while. At least that’s what I was told.

Some great tips for new and not so new alike. I had never considered the Mexican Tourist Visa. I working on the global entry to get back to the US quicker, but never thought about getting into Mexico quicker. Have you tried Azul? How does it rate against Sonora Grill?

I’m guessing the size of your group and the fact that most of them weren’t looking to go Arriba might have been a factor. I’m curious to see if you have a different experience when going with a smaller group of mongers or by yourself.

I’m curious about the Miami Room. What’s the deal with getting in?

Cabo hit the nail on the head. HK is unique when it comes to reviews. Dancer turnover is very high. There are some steady girls but most are there for short periods of time, make money and leave. They may come back when they need to replenish their bank roll but nothing is guaranteed. That being said, HK has tons more girls than any US club I have ever been to. The odds are pretty good of finding a “winner” if you’re willing to be patient. Because of this, reviewing the girls not as important. HK is unlike any club in the US, both in location and operation. Thats the reason the details about getting there and how the club works are so important. A lot of TUSCLer’s will only get there once or twice, and need the inside tips on the mechanics of how fichas work, who to tip, how much to tip, etc... I’ve been a few times now, and I’m going back next month. I keep a close eye on these reviews to see if anything’s changed, or someone has a better way of doing something.