Best Chinese Food In The World Lol

For all the guys that are too scared to cross the border to come here, good! Better for us that aren't! haha I've been all around the world to strip clubs and none can even compare to this one. Best one I've ever been to. I've met some of the coolest hottest girls in my life here and I already knew a lot of cool hot girls before coming here. This place is so good that I ended up moving to Mexico and learned Spanish from the girls at this club. I guess you can say this place is also a great spanish university haha

I've never had a bad time here and neither have any of my friends I've brought. Time flies so fast you won't even know the sun is up until you walk outside. Once you've been here you'll never want to set foot in an American strip club ever again cause you know it's an over rated expensive tease. You'll pretty much never even wanna date American girls and deal with their drama anymore either haha

Here are some valuable tips that I wish someone shared with me before I started coming here. I get so many private messages from guys asking for tips, so I'll share them with you to help you guys have some of the best times of your life here like I have