I was molested here

Today I went to the NB Elite Mens Spa, and this is my review of the establishment. After losing my virginity yesterday, I decided that I really should try again to see if sex can actually be pleasurable.

I looked up the Spa menu online beforehand (google it) and decided to go for package #1, which was $160 for a 40 minute massage, 30 mins in a room and a steam room. When I arrived at the Spa, which was part of a little strip mall outside of the main downtown Tijuana area, I was greeted by a middle aged woman who spoke good English. I asked if I needed a reservation because I didn’t know what else to say, and she replied “No. Should I bring out the girls?” This surprised me due to its suddenness, and also because I thought the sex aspect would be a bit more implicit and behind closed doors, since the building was outside of Tijuana’s legalized prostitution zone, at least as far as I understand things.

Nevertheless, I answered, “Sure.” 3 women in lingerie walked out from a door behind the reception desk and said their names. It was slightly embarrassing for me, but I also felt like a king, having such power to choose. Unfortunately only one of them was reasonably attractive, the other two were reminiscent of Snooki from Jersey Shore; too much makeup and not in great shape. I was feeling a bit disappointed, when suddenly a fourth girl ran in. 5’0, all natural but fairly large, perky tits, a slim and great figure, a face with small, defined features and a super cute smile. The only downside was some tattoos on one side of her body. Whereas my first girl yesterday had been pornstar hot with exaggerated features, this girl was both cute and hot in a girl-next-door sort of way. Perfect.