Comments by SirLapdancealot (page 49)

"SLD, Not going along with extras and buying dances is a perfectly reasonable read on contemporary US strip clubs." ^^^ it is here on TUSCL too, dumbass. To call lapdances are for chumps is just YOU being a TROLL about it, dumbass.

I think the reason san_jose_creep is so against lapdances is because it's a defense mechanism protecting him from his traumatic past. I think he once enjoyed them at strip clubs, just like any other PL that clubs. But then he lost everything he had in life - his wife, home, and wealth - from excessive clubbing and getting lapdances. He failed miserably as a PL. And now, instead of acknowledging his own failures as his own, he's developed elaborate theories and excuses for anything BUT he himself as the cause of his own demise in life. These theories to him are absolute truths because otherwise he's his own failure. Getting lapdances is for chumps, his organization, front room making out - these are all just his defense mechanisms that he must hold as absolute "truths". This is why he's clueless that he trolls others when he calls them chumps for getting lapdances. His psyche won't let him open his mind about them.

@san_jose_creep you post all kinds of stuff. I only object when you are trying to attack other members that like getting lapdances. You are a keyboard koward, saying stuff no one could ever say f2f.

"And I would still point out that since you seem to want this forum to be limited to idiocy, you might find more of what you want in one of the Underground Circle Jerk Rooms." ^^^And I will still point out that this is a troll post per this definition... "A troll uses the forum to attack other members and ... generally tries to run them off of the board. ... and they do this by attacking other participants. F2f no one would be stupid enough to do this."

"As far as offensive, well when you have people who are addicted to the endorphin rush of ejaculation, anything which makes them look silly will offend them. And there isn't anyway of talking about their habitual practice without making them look silly." ^^^actually there is a way. But a dumbass might struggle with it. 🤷

Although I completely understand why people put an obnoxious troll on ignore, I always tried for the opposite, like a game. If I could get an obnoxious troll to do that, I "won" my own game. san_jose_creep, Iceydodo, and Nicole1994 were the three I played this game with and only Nicole1994 was the only one who never put me on ignore. But all that said, both san_jose_creep and Iceydodo still read and replied to my posts so it didn't matter anyway. 😂🤷

Iceydodo's own definition... "A 6roll isn't someone who doesn't share the views of a clique that tries to dominate the forum. It's those who incessantly attack other members and constantly derail threads with personal attacks" ... and here is her recent post and personal attack... "I say my peace and you can fuck off." And she claims she's only being trolled. 🤣🤣🤣

LMFAO by san_jose_creep's own definition he qualified himself. 🤣

"a troll is someone who uses the forum to attack its other members" ^^^ agreed! Here's a great example of that... "Everyone knows that anyone who regularly seeks sexual gratification by buying dances in strip clubs is pathetic." Wanna guess who posted it? 😂😂😂

"I say my peace and you can fuck off." ^^^ This is a textbook troll post right here, @Iceydodo. Not to mention ironic with the 'peace' and 'fuck off' parts 🤭🤡 But nnnnoooooooo, Icey, you would never be a troll, no? Not even just a 'lil? Maybe a skosh? 🤭🤡

^^^ Projection from a clueless troll. 🤭🤡

"it is just too easy - SIRLAPDANCE (who has not had an erection in 2 decades) just validated the fact he sucks of truck drivers on weekends WHAT A COMPLETE SENILE CUNT" ^^^ So says unverified dumbassscrub, TUSCL's #1 most ignored, the only member with > 100 ignores. 🤭🤡

^^^ LOL *cashman*, not cashmere

"I’m guessing this discussion had the exact opposite effect than the OP intended." ^^^@cashmere yeah I've always thought that a call out thread like this one is troll food on its own merits. It's ironic actually. Every one of them I've seen on TUSCL just draws trolls into them. Sure some folks chime in in support, but on TUSCL it gets dominated by trolls. But then again that's just about like any thread.

^^^ So says unverified dumbassscrub, TUSCL's #1 most ignored, the only member with > 100 ignores. 🤭🤡

^^^ So says unverified dumbassscrub, TUSCL's #1 most ignored, the only member with > 100 ignores. 🤭🤡

"www.merriam-webster.com Troll - 2a: to antagonize (others) online by deliberately posting inflammatory, irrelevant, or offensive comments or other disruptive content." ^^^@drew I too go by this in determining a troll post. It's interesting that both san_jose_creep and Iceydodo define trolling such that it doesn't include them, but the reality is they both post completely in-line with this definition. For example san_jose_creep doesn't think calling someone pathetic or a chump is trolling. Same goes for Iceydodo calling OP a passive aggressive bitch or others geriatric tricks. In complete irony, they don't think they are part of the trolling here.

TUSCL is the only forum that is completely unmoderated that I've ever participated on. And I like it because of that alone. It makes people post differently and with that you get a perspective of humanity and humane nature in general because of it. So I accept that trolling and trolls are inevitable. And rather than ignoring and not feeding it, I try to overfeed and even force feed the trolls with trolling back. And the bigger the troll, the MORE I'll troll them. Until I get bored of it. I don't see trolling ever changing here, so I just take is as the cost of it being an unmoderated forum. And if I really don't like a post, I just literally ignore it. No button needed! What would be interesting to me is if it could stay unmoderated, but you'd have to post with a real picture of yourself and with your real name. I'd bet there would be a lot less trolling. LOL and less overall membership and participation.

"Hustling someone trying to get something illegal isn't wrong in most eyes. A guy propositions beer for prostitution so she takes his money and doesn't deliver. He's more jn the wrong than her." ^^^ it goes both ways, dumbass. She's also trying to get money illegally, no different than the guy. By your same "logic" he can hustle her by not paying when she delivers. LMFAO you act like it's less wrong for a hooker to sell herself than a dude that wants to pay her. Spoiler alert: she's breaking the law too. LMFAO you're just butthurt coz your bottom bitch isn't making her quota. Amirite, my niggette?

But instead of Dungeons and Dragons Iceydodo plays Dumbass and Drama Queen. 🤭🤡

I'd expect fully nude with two-way and very high mileage contact - OTP stick shifting, aggressive grinding, hands can go all over her body. Portland clubs typically don't have a VIP entry charge. They would just be roughly $40-50 each and maybe $100 for 3. And mileage would be as I described. So for $275, which would be three VIP dances at the OP's rate, they better be very high mileage with a 9+ dancer.

With Iceydodo there's really not much to analyze, let alone overanalyze. I put her fairly low on the mental complexity scale. To me she's a simpleton. She's got a smooth brain, if you will.

I always remembered Dougster as a rickdugan hater and he's possibly behind all the various rick animals. Just a hunch. As far as being Iceydodo, I doubt it. I think she is either an actual female or a highly effeminate man. It's because of her writing style. She doesn't write like an actual alpha male type pimp. She writes like a woman or effeminate man. And I also believe she does try to manage an pimp stripper whores in real life, BUT...she highly embellishes and sugar coats her reality with them. For example, when she says a stripper whore loves her, she's actually just being used by said whore for being her drug provider. This is a real interaction like she's saying, but again it's highly embellished so she doesn't look so pathetic as to need drugs to get affection from a whore. She's desperate for love and attention. Plus she's a narcissist. She's learned to feed this and her ego by making stripper whores beholden to her drugs. It's her own fantasy way of pretending she's being loved. Could this be Dougster? Possibly, but I doubt it.

Besides meeting nicespice the other main benefit for me has been trading notes with other Portland PLs on where the high mileage is and where hottest strippers are currently dancing (and charging). The scene is constantly changing here.

^^^ So says dumbassscrub, TUSCL's #1 most ignored, the only member with > 100 ignores. 🤭🤡