

Joined Aug, 2017
Last Seen Mar, 2025
WillMunny

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Heartbeats Exotic Nightclub
182 Avenue A
Springfield, MI 49037Was passing through Battle Creek on a Monday night and decided to see what sort of diversions TUSCL might recommend in the area. Based…

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Dancer names@twentyfive "I knew a Mexican firefighter who named his sons Jose A,Jose B,Jose C, etc."
Well doesn't a Mexican firefighter always need to have a…
Well doesn't a Mexican firefighter always need to have a…

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Would you like to be seen in public with a female wearing these?Not interested in being seen in public with a woman wearing those, but definitely interested in seeing a gal that could rock that look…

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When doing ITC do you ....Leasing a car? Don't you know that's a sucker's game, the real action is driving home right off the showroom floor....
Seriously though, it depends…
Seriously though, it depends…


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Stage Activities with CustomersHave seen the "bachelor punishment" routine a couple of times at different clubs, always felt sorry for the poor bastards (and wondered if their…

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Keeping your mouth shut!As a general rule I try to avoid giving unsolicited advice, however good it might be. In the club environment I think minding your…

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Sweaty StrippersRecently did a couple of songs w/an 18 yo "amateur" (read: touring semi-pro). She was fit and wasn't visibly sweating, but during the 2nd…

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2 "What Would You Do?" Scenarios+1 Mark94. If you're not winning the game, change the rules.

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Memorable/funny threads in TUSCL historySurprised no one's mentioned one of the most memorable trolls ever, "LMN."
https://www.tuscl.net/?page=po…
https://www.tuscl.net/?page=po…

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I find it Amazing!!I find it amazing that so many PLs believe a single-song, topless-only lapdance can be considered "value" at $30 per. I realize pricing in…

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New whore shineEspeciallly over the long term, the new whore shine isn't nearly as important as that fresh pussy scent.

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My own 10 questions@Nina, two questions to add :
- How many PLs from here have you met IRL?
- Do you get more enjoyment from the PLs that…
- How many PLs from here have you met IRL?
- Do you get more enjoyment from the PLs that…

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Is stripping/lap-dancing a skill ?Agreed on the lack of perfect correlation between dance skills and bedroom (or VIP) ability. There's obviously some overlap between the two, but IMHO…

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Ariel WinterHadn't kept up with her lately, but always knew she had fantastic potential. The breast reduction seems to have gotten her back into 'normal'…

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Anybody else a fan of Elisha Cuthbert?@flagooner I stand corrected, Kim was the daughter played by Cuthbert. But I still think the stage name is a 24 reference (making the…

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Finish the sentenceYou know you've got an ugly stripper when...
... when it gets a look at her, not even the brass pole can stay up.
... when…
... when it gets a look at her, not even the brass pole can stay up.
... when…

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NFL and connection with strip club crowds.Guess NASCAR will be on more screens next Sunday at the club, then?
Seriously though, I don't see this having a significant impact on clubbing…
Seriously though, I don't see this having a significant impact on clubbing…

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Anybody else a fan of Elisha Cuthbert?Agree that she's hot, though not in my all-time top 10. For those not already aware, she has a porn doppelgagnger whose stage…

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Customer RatingThere's a very specific calculus involved:
(PL's looks {1-10 scale} / Dancer's Age) × (Perceived chance of selling PL on VIP / Perceived chance of…
(PL's looks {1-10 scale} / Dancer's Age) × (Perceived chance of selling PL on VIP / Perceived chance of…


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Detroit - How many nights?@maho (et al) - consider this a retraction, I was conflating recent reports from Legends (where the curtains are gone) and the speculation -…

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Detroit - How many nights?Agreed that Shailynn's guide is due due for an update. For example, Penthouse has recently had to remove the curtains in their VIP area…

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Good Club, Low PressureI can only assume the "steep" pricing refers to "more" alluded to - i.e. VIP. That, or the reviewer is looking for one of…

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Henry the VIII Lounge
1715 Middlebelt Rd
Inkster, MI 48141I've often wondered how the "H8" clubs got their name. I suppose the namesake king was well known for his appetites and his succession…