review comment
7 years ago
^^^
Nice follow up there
review comment
7 years ago
I see that I misread OP's initial post. The part the OP said about "she soon adhered to the Club code and nonchalantly discarded her top to expose the nicest natural breasts in the Club" must have referred to her being onstage and going topless the 2nd of the 2 stage dances, which is what happens in this club and did not refer to a private room. The girls never get topless on the floor or in the open VIP upstairs where the chairs and couches are. All my other comments stand.
review comment
7 years ago
You mention Whitney in your review.
On the upside, she is super hot.
On the downside, she is super low mileage in the upstairs VIP chair area - can't comment on mileage in a VIP room (which is apparently where you took her) because the mileage was so low in the VIP seats that I would never consider paying the additional for the room. For me, she has a never again rating.
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7 years ago
FL40,
I've never been to HK so can't speak from experience, but I'm giving you an assist by cutting and pasting these snippets from past reviews (giving due credit to the reviewers):
REVIEW BY SIEGE031:
"At the Hong Kong Club there are always shows going on, the 2 main stages always have a dancer performing on them with very little down time between shows, unless they are preparing/cleaning the stage for the shaving cream show. Around the club there will be numerous girls go-go dancing on different platforms and dozens more just standing around waiting to be approached by guests. The girls will not approach you unless you ask them or a waiter brings one by. The one show that is not to be missed is the Hong Kong Club's famous Shaving Cream Show. They run this show once every 2-3 hours and it is performed on the back stage of the club with 2 girls."
"Mileage is extremely high down here and unlike the strip clubs in the US, touching the girls on stage will not get you thrown out, in fact if you tip the girls they will let you cop a' feel of their breasts, ass, or even their pussies during their performances. During the shaving cream show you can finger bang the girls on stage and I have seen others go as far as lick the girl's pussy. This is not only ok but encouraged by the staff as they are right behind you with a camera to capture the moment and then sell you the picture as well as a towel to clean up after. During the shaving cream show the staff may offer you (for a small fee) toys to use on the girls ranging from a dildo on a stick to a mini baseball bat. As long as you are courteous, gentle, and most of all tipping you will be able to get away with a lot more down in Tijuana then you will anywhere else."
REVIEW BY ELECTRONMAN:
"While I sat at the "tip rail" for the start of a shaving cream show (two nude women covered in shaving cream and playing with each other, with the customers at the tip rail and with dildos), one of the Hong Kong Club dancers sat in my lap. Straddling me with her boobs in my face, she stealthily unzipped my pants (I was traveling commando style) and started doing a discrete HJ while I was sitting at tip rail at the stage. A pretty good sales technique that I have trouble resisting. She convinced me to forego the shaving cream show for a visit to the hotel. BJ was a bit rushed and uninspired and FS was decent but not great. Total investment, $86 including the hotel room for 40 minutes."
REVIEW BY DR.F:
"As we were chatting, they were lathing up the back stage with shaving cream for the infamous show, so I stayed for that and witnessed some lesbian action, but nothing too hardcore yet because of the lack of patrons. BTW, they seem to use the same girls for these shows and they are near the bottom of the barrel by HK standards -- same goes for the girls that inhabit the hot tub. The hotties seem to have a choice of activities in the club and they don't do much manual labor or anything too demeaning although letting a stranger finger you in a booth sort of redefines that term, doesn't it?"
review comment
7 years ago
Thanks for the kudos RTC and TFP.
TFP - my SF Bay area clubbing tends to be the topless places in San Francisco, primarily Gold Club (which I think has the best vibe, countered with the lowest mileage unfortunately), secondarily Penthouse Club, and lastly Hustler Club (my least favorite of the 3). Has been 5 years since I've gone to FN place. I'll try Centerfolds at some point. Went to Market Street Cinema before it closed and found it to be alternately great (for the lap dance value) and cringeworthy (for the filth and theater setup). Never been to MBOT or Crazy Horse.
Oh and I remembered a few more details from my Club Rouge experience that I forgot to put in my review (I wish founder would allow an edit feature). The additional details are:
(1) Victoria had these cool Ray Ban glasses that gave her the sexy, naughty librarian vibe.
(2) As I was saying goodbye to Lola after the 6 dance set, I went in to give her a cheek kiss but she leaned head and it landed on her lips. We then had the following exchange:
Her: "Oh you snuck one on the lips, huh?"
Me: "No, you turned into it. And what's the deal with dancers not kissing on the lips - is it cuz you don't know where my mouth's been?"
Her: "You don't know where my mouth's been!"
That's the only time a stripper has made me laugh out loud.
article comment
6 years ago
-->"I have met strippers who could intelligently . . . explain the significance of chirality in organic chemistry."
And that's at least one way the rickdugan chemical engineer impersonator system would break down.
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6 years ago
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PutaTesterWest Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
Good read, thank you.
You talked about the blond Dutch girl giving you "tips on how the get the best from other girls." Please elaborate on what she said.
article comment
7 years ago
Well written ArtsBrother. Interesting tale.
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7 years ago
“So I get back to work, and the next surprise I get is when I hear her walk past me yet again, and when I look up she's standing just a few feet away completely nude.”
@anon, What you said there is as clear a signal as you’ll ever get. You coulda tapped it right then and there but instead you completed the handyman work then you took her “out for the evening,” apparently to dinner and a movie or whatever. I don’t get it. Great, so she’s your “best friend” and you’ve got a girlfriend. Why the heck you’re over there doing handyman work and not catching on to the nude 19 year old in front of you is beyond me. What in the world are you waiting for? For her to deal naked cartwheels while screaming “Let’s have sex!”?
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7 years ago
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minnowAny place that interests me.
Based the recommendations in here, I bought the following 2 top shelf fragrances:
1. Creed Aventus
2. Tom Ford Tabacco Vanille
Surprised to have not gotten any dancer comments on the Creed.
Got thumbs up comments from dancers on the Tabacco Vanille during private sessions. The smell is strong and lasts all night.
On way to club recently I dropped by department store and sprayed on Dior Sauvage based on recommendation from salesperson. Got thumbs up on that from dancer.
If you want to try the expensive fragrances, buy at Nordstrom. They have a great return policy and if the fragrance doesn't get the response you're looking for or if you don't like it, just return it. Nordstrom will take it back, no issues.
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7 years ago
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SubramanCar key and wallet dating your sister
Interesting to compare Subraman's advice about best way to say no (and not be a Little Bitch) against a post I saw on Strip Club Hound.
Subra's simple advice is: "If a stripper comes over to you and you don't want a dance, here's the best thing to say, "No thanks, but thank you anyway"."
In the Strip Club Hound post, the question asked was, "Here's a question. What's the best way of saying "thanks but no thanks" to a dancer?" Strip Club Hound's response was:
Here are some of the things I say to a dancer that I know I'm not going to want to spend time with.
• "Thanks but I'm already promised to someone else". In all the years I've been saying this to dancers, no one has ever asked me which girl I promised. If one did, I suppose I'd say "I don't know her name but I'll know her when she comes by". The girls probably all know this is bullshit unless they see me going off for a private soon after with someone but it seems to work.
• "Thanks but I'm running low on funds". That seems to get rid of them fast. The trouble is they may tell other dancers "That guy doesn't have any money".
• If you've just arrived: "Thanks but I have to kill two hours here before I can go to an appointment and I don't want to get any dances until I'm almost ready to leave".
• If you've been there a while: "Thanks but I just got out of a private dance with someone else and I need some time to recuperate".
• I've actually had fairly good luck with "Thanks but I just want to enjoy the show for a while and think about private dances later".
Subraman's simple advice is the better advice I think, and I am less of a bitch and better off for having read it. Well done, Subraman!