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7 years ago
And do you have a take on length of songs? 3 or 4 or 5 minute songs? Thanks
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7 years ago
Sounds fun. Next time in LA, I plan to go here or Synn COI. Are there private rooms in addition to the booths described, and if so do you know cost and if the experience in there is any better than the booths?
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7 years ago
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PutaTesterWest Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
Consistently quality reviews - thanks TC
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7 years ago
Scfanatic, after seeing this review I scrolled through your other reviews. All brief, to the point and informative on particular girl and what's available. Well done in my opinion. Looks like the comments to your reviews are guys who frequent the same clubs and provide your similar brief but informative detail but don't otherwise post much - I liken it to SJC's mythical "underground circuit" except that it's real and informative. Good job.
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7 years ago
How's the dancer quality in the looks department? 4-6? 7-8?
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7 years ago
3/100 in VIP chairs is the standard price at topless Penthouse, Gold Club and Hustler. Gold Club's songs are full length, 4.5 to 5 minutes. Have not timed the songs at Penthouse or Hustler but they seem a bit shorter. Have never heard a special announced at any of those clubs. I suspect reason the 3fer price is higher at Centerfolds and Roaring 20s is because those dances are either topless or FN? - the VIP chair dances are tops on at the topless clubs.
After your experience with your Latina queen at Little Darlings I suspect you'd be disappointed with mileage at Penthouse but if you're already in SF then why not give it a whirl. I think you'd said before that Rancho Cordova is less than an hour drive for you? If I lived that close to Rancho, I'd skip SF altogether. tahoecruz's reviews on the Rancho clubs are good - I think they say the following is negotiable: 5/100 full access during dayshift and 4/100 full access during nightshift. That's so much better than the SF clubs, and my experience with Rancho was very good access with tops off in VIP chairs - if only I lived closer.
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7 years ago
The fact the sauce is hot is picante. The heat of it on your tongue is picoso. Could be wrong.
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7 years ago
What you get in the private (yes, stupidly expensive) is that the tops come off and stay off and some vaj access depending on the girl. The 3/100 upstairs chair test drive is relatively best value in the house during nightshift. During dayshift they recently started doing the 3/100 in the downstairs curtained rooms (whcih they call champage rooms) and that's better and far more private than the 3/100 upstairs chairs. Me personally, I don't bother with the $20 floor dances - mostly air.
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7 years ago
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PutaTesterWest Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
Always a quality post from you TC, thanks
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7 years ago
But a "true gentlemen's club"? Meh. Not really well kept, club or furniture, and bathroom gross. Good club though, enjoyed my time there.
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7 years ago
Yes on all counts.
Yes on high recommendation for Rouge.
Yes on the food trucks, especially the one that serves the pita with lamb or chicken, but even better if you ask for a mix of the two.
And yes on Portland City Grill - hit the bar and grab a couch seat along windows, view is great.
Rooftop bars at these places are also cool: http://www.oregonlive.com/dining/index.ssf/2017/07/rooftop_bar_portland.html.
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7 years ago
knife,
thanks for the input on your Canadian spots. I've heard great things about your MTL and Toronto clubs - buddy of mine is from Canada, went to school in both those cities and used club with his friends and all their girlfriends (one now his wife) and they had loads of fun. Hope to get there sooner rather than later.
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7 years ago
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TFPAdventures of Assjobman
Great review, well done!
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7 years ago
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PutaTesterWest Coast. He who dies with the most memories wins.
My god, 40 min before popping, what a champ. Wish I could do that
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7 years ago
Hit the curtained chairs in back, mileage in those is good I thought. See my review below re the curtained chairs. No difficult to believe mileage low in couches out on the floor in view of other customers.
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7 years ago
knife,
Ya SF Bay Area is a strip club wasteland when it comes to mileage unfortunately (at least in the TL clubs), but with some test driving finding a medium mileage girl is achievable; I'm more of a TL clubber than FN clubber, don't seek OTC or upper level of ITC extras (personal preference, not capping on anyone who does), so in part the review was some coaching for guys like me who are stuck with SF clubbing. SF is a short enough drive for me and the relatively higher mileage FN clubs in Rancho Cordova are like a 3 hour drive and definitely the better deal, I'm just not able to make that drive to RC regularly so I'm stuck with SF if I want club action at all. If I lived in San Diego, I'd check out the TJ clubs but I'm never there for business or personal, and though occasionally in LA when I'm there I scope LA clubs because lack the time to drive to TJ.
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7 years ago
That’s why I put dollar value at 7 rating - I should have put it at 6 to reflect mileage. dancer hotness and vibe ratings accurate at 9.
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7 years ago
Oops posted in wrong spot, sorry
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7 years ago
That’s why I put dollar value at $7. I should have put it at $6 to reflect mileage
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7 years ago
Good review, thanks. If only I lived in Florida...
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7 years ago
Correction: Club run commenced at 12:30 AM, not 12:30 PM. Stayed 12:30 AM until closing at 2 AM.
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7 years ago
OK club. Bathrooms are gross though.
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7 years ago
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WillMunnyAwaiting the edit button since 2011....
Well written review
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7 years ago
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WillMunnyAwaiting the edit button since 2011....
Orca Fat, great quote from movie Usual Suspects, great movie
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7 years ago
Pretty much everything HouseParty reports here is accurate. I've his this club 10+ times this year. Girls are by far the hottest of all 3 topless clubs in SF (this one, Penthouse, and Hustler).
The one thing I differ on is the floor dances being the best option. For me, the preference is the 3/100 in the upstairs VIP chairs. Partly because I don't dig me and the girl being watched by all other PLs on the floor, and partly because I've never seen anyone getting big handfuls of boobies like you can get in the upstairs chairs if you're fortunate enough to get the right girl. If you're upstairs, keep an eye out for the bouncers who stroll by usually once per song because if your hands are wandering all over when the bouncers pass you stand a good chance of getting scolded. The better mileage girls will keep their eyes peeled as well.