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Comments by TFP (page 142)

  • review comment
    6 years ago
    TFP
    Adventures of Assjobman
    Satisfactory
    @eroticd415 yes they scan your license. I believe all the Deja Vu clubs (which in SF is all but one) scans your license before entry.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Cristobal
    I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
    It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!
    Good review, although it wasn't a good time. I saw the picture you posted and she might have been able to get me to bite as well. Too bad such a beautiful girl was a rob. On my trip down there I encountered similar type measures, although not as extreme. I had two girls while doing the deed urge me to finish because the time was almost up (it wasn't, unless they started the 30 minute timer at the moment I agreed to the arriba in the club and not once the room door closed). They said the same thing your girl did, that they include the time it takes afterwards to take a shower and get ready for the club again. But only some girls did this, while others didn't seem to care about the time. I wish there was some foolproof method to figure out who's who but so far I've not seen one mentioned. I would have thought your method of taking your time to court them in the club would weed out girls like this, but I guess not. Thanks for the warning and I hope your future arriba trips are much better.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Bigbehn03
    Pennsylvania
    Cayenne
    What name did Emma go by before?
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Msogneeded
    California
    Lola/lady’s pay/ signage
    Some girls still charge their own rates and YMMV. For example I had a girl (Lucy) on night shift tell me her "naughty" dances were $40/song. And then she still allowed less contact than all the other girls I had dances with. Those rates that the girls pay sounds pretty damn good. I wonder if it's the same on both day shift and night shift? I'd guess that the night time/weekend fees they have to pay are a lot higher. Whatever it is, I know it's better than anything that shitty ass Deja Vu is charging the girls down the street. Let's hope GCC keeps their current rates. Happier girls = better dances. Day shift is such a different scene than night shift. I visited on Wednesday for day shift. Gonna wait till next month to write that review so I can get credit for it.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Lovelyeast
    New York
    Dancer’s Review
    Thanks misterorange! Uber it is. Lol.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Glad I Came
    Excellent! Great feeling when a club visit is a success and has you leaving drained in the right way.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    StripClubAce
    California
    Halloween lunchtime visit
    'same' not second.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    StripClubAce
    California
    Halloween lunchtime visit
    Had the pleasure of dances with her today. ABSOLUTELY my type! When I heard her name I remembered this review. We must have the second taste in women.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Great Club
    To clarify on some of the info, when you get the VIP bracelet you can get $20 dances, but these will be no touch aka no fun IMO. At $30/dance you are able to touch the girls, how much depends on the dancer. Some PLs have said that if you buy a stack of dances up front you can get a better rate i.e four dances for $100 instead of the normal $120. That is harder to negotiate on weekend nights, however, since there are more customers. Also this review makes it sound as if there's a drink push ala Socal clubs. There isn't. I've been here multiple times and not once have I been asked to 'buy a drink for the lady'. And water here is insanely cheap here anyway, only $1! Unlike Socal where they'll charge you $6 for some shitty plastic cup of water. As for the special it's usually a 2 for 1 for $20 where you get two dances and a porn DVD. I actually hate getting dances at this time because the girls will tell you from the jump that there is no touching. And the dances will have a lot of air. At least that's what I experienced. Other than that, the review seems pretty good.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Liwet
    If she walks away smiling, you spent too much.
    More bad than good
    Lurker I don't think Liwet is paying $40 a song. On the contrary he offers the girl $40 not to really dance, but just to sit with him and let him grope them for awhile. It's actually a great idea, since normally $40 would just get him two lap dances. With his method it seems the girls don't really dance, they just sit and talk with him and get groped and for longer than two songs. Sounds kinda like taking a girl for a fischa drink at Hong Kong in TJ. I wouldn't be surprised if this 'Frank' bouncer was the same one who told me 'hands off the breasts' on my last visit there. Never heard those words uttered ever by either a dancer or bouncer at Rhino until that point. Dude seemed like he was just bored or something.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Jewdude
    California
    Lots of rules, attractive dancers, very public VIP
    1 out of 10 in terms of contact? You're a good sport. But just say it: this place sucks, right?
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    The worse strip club in America
    Shill review. Please disregard this and read other reviews for real info on this club.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    TERRIBLE
    Shill review. Who approved this shit? Oh I know who, it was Guliani, who wrote the other shill review of this place. Either somebody has a beef with this place or a competing club is feeling the heat. Two brand new members, both trash the same place as their only reviews? Just skip this review and read others by credible sources to get real info about this place.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    MarcoA
    Kansas
    First Trip to Lacy's
    Great review! I've never been to any of the North Las Vegas clubs but after reading your block of reviews I'm motivated to pay a visit. These clubs sound like a good time.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    herbertTP
    California
    Damn damn damn
    The VIP is where the real mileage occurs.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    acam9
    British Columbia
    Famous for a reason
    I could almost here that music they play in the background of commercials.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    panto
    California
    Slow Night
    OP must be either white or Asian. Otherwise it must have been HELLA slow for her to actually approach you.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Here's What You Need to Know
    Outstanding review! That was fun to read.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    TFP
    Adventures of Assjobman
    Kinda pricey, but still the nicest club in Northern CA
    @Papi I was somewhat sure it was seven songs but not totally sure. That is why I didn't make a big deal out of it. As I said, I was having a great time so I wasn't keeping close track. Still, I'm more than 80% sure it wasn't 9 songs. And the fact that she initially quoted $310 when a song count of nine would equal $270 told me she was just making shit up. I think that for the amount of time I've been clubbing, the fact that this is my first encounter with an over counter is pretty good luck. Still, it only takes one time experiencing it before I really take proactive measures to make sure it doesn't happen again. I'll be using that Shazam app anytime I deal with a new girl I might get more than 3 dances with from here on out.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    FLAP3000
    Illinois
    Should Have Stuck to my Guns
    Excellent retort with the Ruth Chris comment. I might have to use that one.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Hanging out with TUSCL Discussion Board Members
    Thanks for the review! In my experience, whenever I see a sign in a club that says 'Prostitution is not allowed at this establishment', it means prostitution is absolutely taking place at that establishment.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Cristobal
    I give in to sin because you have to make this life livable
    Fun night but...
    Excellent review! Right now you are the man with THE info for COI clubs. I was always curious about this spot on my annual visits to Socal. But I always end up going toy tried and true favorite, Paradise Showgirls. Sounds like the most you're getting in this place would be an LDK. LDKs are basically too low mileage in a place like COI.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    JAprufrock
    Did desertscrub's mom suck you dry, too?
    Feeling like a man again and why DATY knows best
    Excellent review! Pretty cool that the girl took the initiative with the Google translate app. I suspect that without that, your experience might have been a lot different. Because most girls there ARE expecting the guy to just want the wham bam experience. Glad you were able to get the exact experience you wanted and were comfortable with. Looking forward to the next part(s).
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Lovelyeast
    New York
    Dancer’s Review
    I know where I'm going next time I'm in NYC! I hope you are there! I know I could Google this, but what is the nearest subway stop and is it walking distance or would I need to Uber?
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    tuscl
    A catch-all account
    something is really wrong with san jose
    The area won't get better. I'll post the same thing I post in every single Santa Clara county club review: if you are looking to get good contact dances STAY AWAY from Santa Clara county! If you don't mind paying high prices to just look at a pretty girl dance in front of you with no contact whatsoever, then head to Santa Clara county (you fucking gullible, pathetic loser). The Bay area sucks for strip clubbing, but Santa Clara county is the cream of the shit crop. At least in SF you get to grab on some boobies while they drain your wallet with high prices. In Santa Clara county? You'd get the same amount of female contact staying home and jerking your dick to pornhub bitches.