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Comments by TFP (page 141)

  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Peteyj52
    California
    Love the club because of my ATF!
    Great review!
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Now I know why...
    Excellent review! Being from the west coast and in an area not known for mileage I was also blown away by this place. Unfortunately I don't get out this way often so I haven't been back since.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Panning for gold
    Such a good review. But such a bad club. I can't fathom how you would want to visit this place more than once with such strict, anti fun rules in place.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Been here 3 times already 10/10
    We've seen much worse get approved so I have no problem with this one.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    doctorevil
    Evil Lair
    Nice Dive
    Sounds like either a ROB or a GPS girl. Plenty of things she did and said mirrors dancers I've experienced who turn out to be ROBs. The upcharge on a normal dance price, first sign. The attempt at a double dance sell, second sign. The asking of your budget, third sign. OTC for $1,500??!! Ding ding ding! At least her dancers were good, unlike the dancer I experienced who did all of the above. I wonder if dancers really think that asking what a customer's budget is a good tactic?
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    TFP
    Adventures of Assjobman
    Satisfactory
    Seems they want to see if you've been thrown out of any of their other clubs or something. Not sure really.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Downhill
    I saw the pic, yeah that Adelitas girl looks fucking amazing. Love those jean shorts she was wearing.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Friday afternoon vibe has always been good here.
    Any names? I'm curious about all these girls you described.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Kindness Can Go A Long Ways...333333333333333333333
    They have the names of the women dancing that day written down on a white board in the entryway near the bathroom. So take a glance at it before you leave next time. I find that when you spot the names of the girls you had dances with it helps you remember them afterwards.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Old-school charm, but watch out for aggressive dancers
    Well done review. I've never been to this place. Although I hear it was legendary back in the day, with every review I read I see that it has dropped off dramatically. The prices sound terrible and the facility doesn't sound all that appealing. I might make 'a' visit just to say I've been here before.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    TFP
    Adventures of Assjobman
    Weekday dayshift quality > Weekend night shift quantity
    Tahoe you can probably still get that. Since I was an unknown in the place I didn't have the courage to ask for a pack of four or five songs for $100. As a regular I'd feel a little more confident asking for something like that.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    TFP
    Adventures of Assjobman
    Weekday dayshift quality > Weekend night shift quantity
    @Papi they were natural and fucking fantastic! Couldn't get enough of those lovelies! Just thinking about em makes me wanna go back!
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Not the best, not the worst, but I had fun
    Good review! I agree with never paying the $450 for a half hour, that is a huge ripoff. Hell even during the two for one, when the $450 pays for an hour it's still not a great deal IMO. I loved it when it was $350 and during the two for one you could get an hour.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    TFP
    Adventures of Assjobman
    First visit after IC to Employee switch: Different vibe
    Carlitos yeah that sounds about right. There wasn't a single black girl last Monday night either. And Monday night is actually a decent night for the number of women you'll find there. That's because they know that the $150 VIP will attract a lot of customers, despite it being a weekday night.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    dlmsimon
    New Jersey
    Not bad, but nothing special
    Looking at the list of clubs you've been to I'm surprised you'd consider giving this place another shot. SF topless clubs are crap, only San Jose clubs are worse.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    horny1977
    California
    Increase Pricing
    @roninfree who told you they make 60%? The way the new law works is that the first $150 of what they make all goes to the club to use for the dancer's minimum wage check plus pay her taxes. Then after that the next 200 they make goes 60% to the club, 40% to her. Then after that, it's 60% to the dancer, 40% to the club.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    501traveler
    Sucker for a pretty face and a big butt
    Saturday UFC night visit
    Thanks for the review! I keep trying to find reasons to visit here other than to see the infamous Paradise thanks to mdb2203. But Gold Club Centerfolds has me hooked.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    First time at Sapphire's
    Wow, I missed this review somehow. Holy shit did that girl rope you in perfectly or what. It sounds like you ran into a Vegas SA pro. Sucks that you dropped all that money but like we always say on this forum, lessons in strip clubs 101 are some of the most expensive. As long as you recovered and still have some great memories that's cool. And this is a good lesson on what not to do when meeting a Vegas SA girl.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    Solid midweek visit
    Great review and glad you had fun. Hey if you have the cash to do it and you enjoyed it, no harm no foul. Did you get the private room that has the zipping curtain to make it 1 on 1 private? I got one of those about 5 years ago when the price wasn't as high. It was still pricey but I had my best experience ever at Sapphire in that room.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    horny1977
    California
    Increase Pricing
    That law has pretty ruined San Francisco strip clubs. You'll find that even during the specials, girls will charge an extremely high tip to do any good stuff because the club is taking so much of the cut from the dances now. It's pretty bad. Seems like right now only the major chains are complying with the law now. The independent clubs are still using the old model and the girls at those clubs are a lot happier and it shows.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    NJBalla
    New York
    Never Again
    Damn, sorry about such a shitty experience. MIWLFs is a funny ass term though lol.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    TFP
    Adventures of Assjobman
    Gabriella = Rob
    This is WAY late, but I didn't do such a great job in calling out the ROB because I got her name wrong. I should've known when I checked the club website and didn't see her name. Her name is actually Chanel. If you agree to dances with her all I'd recommend is that you negotiate the level of touching you want and tip before you start. With other girls, contact is usually decent two way, but with her she'll brush your hands away and ask for a tip. At least that was my experience with her.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    franktl
    California
    Been a long time since my last visit
    Looking at the list of clubs you've visited I'm not sure how you could even bring yourself to set foot in any club in Santa Clara County. Unless you don't really care about touching during dances, and just like being around hot women. Do you actually enjoy your experience in Santa Clara county clubs?
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    TFP
    Adventures of Assjobman
    First visit after IC to Employee switch: Different vibe
    You know what's funny about all this? I just realized that both these dancers, I've interacted with before and had bad experiences. Raven, I thought her name was Rain before and even wrote about her in my 2nd review of this place. But she was the saw big boobed chick that when I first visited this club last year would ask for a tip before the dance and for that I reason I declined her. But now, all the girls ask about a tip up front so she didn't seem so bad this time. She was actually the best experience of the day so the tip was worth it. Chanel, I must have misheard her name last time. My first time here last year I wrote a review about a ROB named Gabriella. Well Gabriella = Chanel. I should've known when I saw that big fake ass and those huge tits that it was her. But for some reason last time I swore she was darker skinned, while Chanel had whiter skin. Still, I'm sure it was her. Same MO, little contact, wants a tip for everything, etc. Beautiful girl, just not worth it though.
  • review comment
    6 years ago
    SideshowBob
    Colorado
    So close, yet so far
    Good description and great detail. The fake moans and super speed grinding also throws me off when I'm trying to get there. I love the dancers who don't try to do too much. The more realistic, the better.