Reviews by wellshitman

So nobody's written a review here in 2 years? Might as well be me again I dropped by on Friday night around midnight and there were ~10-15 guys waiting in line, in the rain, to get…

Back for the first time in quite a while, on a Friday around 1pm or so. BC checks vaccination and ID for entry anywhere you're sitting down now, so they do that (never had ID…

Stopped into Mary's Club on a Saturday afternoon, maybe 1-2pm. It's the classic dive, and traditionally the quality of dancers varies quite a bit by day/time here, so expectations were low. Got a drink from the…

So the thing with the Kit Kat Club is that they have themed shows every night. A fairly small stage for the main dancers (and one way in the back that's always got a dancer…

Went into DV8 a little early on a Saturday night (8pm-ish). Around 15 dancers (very roughly from those at the bar, sitting to the sides - there seemed to be more coming from backstage somewhere…

I'd eaten at a place close by and had time to kill, so I stopped by Devils Point on a Saturday afternoon for a drink and a little eye candy. Walked in, got a drink,…

First time back to Casa Diablo since covid. For the most part, they're back to normal it seems, though mostly masked. Went in right around midnight last Friday. $8 cover to a girl with huge tits…

So, back in Portland and found myself down in the Milwaukie area around lunch, decided to stop into Acropolis. They've remained semi-open through covid since they're a restaurant, but with all sorts of reductions....and then…

Dropped by Mary's Club on a Friday night a couple weeks ago; they're open at theoretically partial capacity. Last time I was there, there was maybe 1 other guy in. This night, the place was…

DV8 was closed for a while due to covid, then opened in their parking lot, and then a couple days before I went had opened back up for normal inside operations. Well, covid-normal anyway. Went over…

Stopped in Portland for a day in the midst of a long, long drive, and found out that Acropolis was open again. Stopped in to get some dinner and eye candy, and to see what…

One more trip here while I was back in town; I stopped in on Monday afternoon right around 5, which is also right around shift change right now it seems. COVID restrictions still in place…

I went to DV8 while down in Portland. Stopped by on a Sunday afternoon, out of a mix of curiosity over COVID-related stuff and simply being kind of bored. When I went in, the security…

As I end up doing a lot of times when I get into Portland, I swung by the Acropolis for dinner. Yes, I get that it's not the greatest steak ever eaten by man. But…

After a little while at Acropolis, I decided to drive across town and see if Casa Diablo was as good as it had been on previous visits. It.....wasn't really. It was good, but not the…

Before leaving Portland, I made a trip to DV8, my favorite club in town from previous visits. It's basically a nice little neighborhood bar, that just happens to have some (often, but not always) stunningly…

As part of a trip to Portland, I had time to kill most nights. On Saturday night, I finally decided to go ahead and try out the Kit Kat Club. It's more of a tourist…

So, last time I went to Devils Point (a mid-week, midday), there was only one dancer visible, who was sweet and then tried to choke me with her panties. Back then, the bartender also mentioned…

Went to the No 5 on a Friday afternoon for lunch and a bit of show. Somehow, I've been there a dozen times and never made it for an evening run. During the daytime though,…

I'm going to skip past some basic details, since I covered them in a previous review. Still though, $15 for entry with an ID scan and a quick patdown (note now before I forget -…

When I went to go to Brandi's on a Friday night and saw a long-ass line at the door, decided to walk a few blocks and give Penthouse a try. I'd had an ok experience…

Walked into Lucky Devil on a Monday afternoon to get out of the cold (it was frickin snowing in Portland all of a sudden and I was on foot). The bartender greeted me by grabbing…

Walking around Portland and it was starting to snow. I was tired and cold, and happened across Mary's Club. Went in basically just for warmth. Bartender was friendly enough, and a coke was $2-3. The…

Went to the Acropolis for dinner on a Saturday night. I hate trying to get into their main parking lot right off of the highway, but made it to their little back one thankfully. $5…

After getting dinner and a show across town at the Acropolis, i made my way over to Casa Diablo around 11 on Saturday night. After a quick talk from the bouncer and giving $8 to…