Comments by FrustratedInTheUS (page 2)

"Dances were good" -- Just a minute, were they clothes-on lap dances? I didn't see that mentioned in your review, which is misleading to people reading it. They may get the impression that it was regular topless dances, which apparently it's not at this club, based on some of the other reviews.

Would the $100+ VIP dances have been topless, though? Or they would've also been fully clothed?

Why not just go to Good Guys in D.C. No pasties, full nude, and for $150-200 you can get a good contact dance with touching.

You can squeeze their boobs, but are they wearing their tops? This is listed as a bikini bar. Is it true that the lap dances are NOT topless?

This place is listed a Bikini Bar. Am I correct that there's no nudity on stage, but lap dances are topless? or are the LDs still covered?

Do they take their bras off during the lap dance? Some posts here indicate that the Lap Dances are bra-on.

( ^^ not to mention it was a hot European with "a killer body.")

Oh, come on! In NYC, of all places, 5/$100 with full breast play is extremely cheap (and rare), and a $40 tip would have actually been OK in this case for a total of $140. In most other places you have to pay upwards of $200-250 for what you got.

This is kind of what regular (dance) nightclubs used to be like up until ~2010s. You could come up to girls and grind and fondle them on the dancefloor. Obviously there was no nudity but there was some grinding and fondling. That was before smartphones. When smartphones became common after 2012 you couldn't do that anymore because the privacy was gone, and this activity stopped. It looks like you can now pay for this experience and get a guaranteed result instead of hoping for luck on the pre-2012 "regular" dancefloor.

How did that law come about to be? Do share.

Buddy, in the US for $20-30 USD you wouldn't be able to "touch, lick and feel" the vast majority of the time. US Visitors, take note: In Canada, "For 15CAD (about $10USD per song) you get to, pretty much, touch, lick and feel whatever you want."

No idea. I typically get a beer which is $15 and when I pay with a $20 they give me a few singles back, so I have like $4-5 in singles, and that's all I need in case someone asks me for stage tips. But I never watch the stage show, I only come for lap dances and then leave immediately, so I'm almost never out in the open.

I've never tried the lowest $100 and wouldn't recommend it. $150 is two-way contact either all or most of the time, but some of the younger ones might be a bit arrogant and slightly reduce it toward the end. $200 is reliably two-way contact, most reliable and satisfactory route, never been disappointed.

Florida?? You're kidding right. Why would anyone living in the Detroit area not just drive across the border to Canada, which has excellent full-mileage strip clubs, better than anything in the US by a mile? It's right next door.

What was the $260 VIP like? That's much more important than descriptions of upholstery.

A 15-min. VIP room for $270 with full touching is too expensive. I live in one of the most inhospitable and conservative strip club areas, Washington D.C., which didn't even allow lap dances until recently, and even down here they now have a 15-min. VIP room with full touching for $200. Even that is expensive, but not as outrageous as $270. If you're in Maine, you're close to Canada where cheap $20 lap dances are full-touch, and a $270 would get you FS or BJ from very good 7s and 8s. Why not just drive to Quebec and enjoy normal prices and service.

$600 ($525 + $75tip) + "a few hundred more for the bottom" I'm guessing a total of $800-900? For just a few dances, no sex? What the ....?

It's bizarre that a self-proclaimed "StripClubXPert" would be asking "what's the difference between coastal quality and midwest."

That's what you get on the Block! lol

It still sucks that you had to pay $400 + drinks for just breast play. $400+ is extras territory, even with inflation. Even sucking tits should be nowhere near that expensive. Did you really use all those 30 min, or did you cut it short?

Amazing! I'd love to visit!

This place has 230 reviews - far from 3 million, or even a thousand.

Did the pasties come off in the private dance?

You didn't write what the VIP dance was like.

What was the 15-min. $238 dance like?