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Reviews

review
published 3 yrs ago
Probably my last visit … ever!
reviewed by
jaggerish

4.3

The management, clientele, and dancers are predominantly African-American. I’m not passing judgment just stating a fact. This place may or may not be your cup of tea.

On this Friday's midnight visit, the parking lot (which…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Probably my last visit … ever!
reviewed by
jaggerish

4.3

The management, clientele, and dancers are predominantly African-American. I’m not passing judgement just stating a fact. This place may or may not be your cup of tea. On this Friday midnight visit the parking lot…

review
published 4 yrs ago
Couch Dances Are A Minimum Of 15 Overpriced Minutes
reviewed by
jaggerish

5.3

Club had a sterile feeling, and stools were spaced far apart. Barmaid checked my forehead for a temperature. There was only one "dancer"; a plump, brunette wearing glasses who couldn't pull off the sexy geek…

review
published 5 yrs ago
"No Cover" Bait and Switch & Dancers with Zero Class!
reviewed by
jaggerish

2.0

Don't fall for their "No Cover" Facebook ads because it's a lie! Coupled with the lowest class of dancers I've ever encountered should keep you away, far away! On a Tuesday afternoon I dropped by…

review
published 6 yrs ago
This is the last time the owner (Jerome) will beat me out of time on a couch dance!
reviewed by
jaggerish

2.7

Although I've been a patron of this establishment through its incarnations over the years (Woods East and Sensations) this will be my last visit ever to this shithole. On Tuesday (the date of my visit)…

review
published 6 yrs ago
The Most Repulsive Lineup I've Ever Seen in a Strip Club
reviewed by
jaggerish

1.3

Just when I thought this dive hit rock bottom it found a way to stoop even lower. The girls are so fugly they’d turn a straight man gay. I wrongly thought this club would put…

review
published 6 yrs ago
Bring a sturdy rubber band
reviewed by
jaggerish

6.7

If you can't get your dick sucked here you can't get your dick sucked anywhere. I'm 4/4 getting a BBBJ and 2/4 getting full service on my first "champagne room". Actually, they're just private rooms…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Extras! Extras! That's How Pole Position Stays Open
reviewed by
jaggerish

1.0

Promise and Anastasia, two of the ugliest African-American dancers I've ever seen, assailed me for tips before I had hardly gotten to my seat. They unabashedly whispered in my ear what was on tap,…

review
published 8 yrs ago
In For Servicing
reviewed by
jaggerish

6.7

On a Tuesday afternoon this place is as boring as boring can be. Only one dancer and the barmaid. The chatty dancer spent an inordinate amount of time talking to her regular or…

review
published 8 yrs ago
Extras are available
reviewed by
jaggerish

6.7

Dropped by around 8 PM on a Saturday. There were upwards of 10 dancers working of all shapes and sizes. I only remember the names of three: Ruby, Victoria.and Kaitlyn. Ruby is rather…