Extras! Extras! That's How Pole Position Stays Open

Promise and Anastasia, two of the ugliest African-American dancers I've ever seen, assailed me for tips before I had hardly gotten to my seat. They unabashedly whispered in my ear what was on tap, but the one was so repulsively ugly (I think that was Anastasia) that I quickly excused myself to the bathroom and hid until they left.

Next up was Aria, a skanky-looking white girl who appeared strung out. Anyone remember Raven in the days before she died of a heroin overdose? Starr was behind the bar, and she too had a glazed-over look. She just stared and was slow to respond. Kinda creepy. Before I headed for the exit I saw Sage, a tall MILF. Years ago, she was my go to girl, but she's sucked the dicks of so many strangers that I'm afraid of picking up an STD from her now. She swallows every customer I am told, so avoid kissing her on the mouth. Nasty!