Comments by OldWhiteGuy (page 34)

Had some free time so I stopped in to see what's up. I entered, sat at the tables, waited for the waitress to stop talking to guy at the end of the bar, observed four girls (3 FAT and 1 THICK), waited for the waitress to stop talking to the bartender, got up and left!

Be on the lookout for the "New and Improved Renesme!

I had a Hall Pass yesterday so I decided to do some recon for the team. Neither of the attractive AA girls I spoke of were there. I saw Dylan for the first time. Thick white girl with green highlights in her light brown hair. A bit pear shaped with smaller upper body than lower. Mot my cup of tea but a couple young Hispanic guys made it rain throughout her performance 6/6 No Info Lola was there. I have seen her before but for some reason I haven't commented. I guess it's because I'm not that impressed. AA girl, dark shoulder length hair and a medium build that could use a little tightening Good work on the pole! 6/6 Told she's VIP worthy The Prya/Bria controversey was solved (I think) Bria is a slender "mochachino" with a cute face and an ample bosom. She is always wearing a cocktail dress with her ass just peeking out from beneath the hemline. 8/7 Good reviews but no positive information And, Clubliver, Persia is not one of the AA girls of whom I spoke because she was there, she was impressive and she was my choice for a VIP. Persia looks exotic and you think her name is a link to her ethnicity but she is actually Black and Puerto Rican. She has dark curly hair beyond her shoulders a cute little face and a nice body. Her implants are below the muscle so you can feel the natural portion of the breasts but be careful, the nips are pierced.We did my typical How do you do? Nice to meet you dance! Which meant I got to feel that soft skin from head to toe, caress an ample bottom and, as instructed, give it a couple good smacks. We won't go into intimate details but her nipples aren't the only protuberance that is pierced. 8/8 Got that I'm a naughty girl vibe!

They're between a grapefruit and a melon

DD and they feel real

I was at Desire yesterday with Kai. I told her about the Hispasian competition. I heard Freddie call Kelani to the stage. I was expecting someone that looked like Kai, a little younger, a little thicker, with tats. The girl that came on stage had dark hair cut similarly to Kai and am Hispanic complexion. That's where the similarities end. Kelani has a round face and is thick, almost pudgy. She has full C's with a little sag, a little bit of a belly, thicker legs and bigger butt. When Kai saw my face, she just giggled and asked what I thought. I told her the truth,"I know I'm prejudiced but you are much more attractive!"

I'm only responding to the racist hate mikeym is sending towards the skibum. I am confused by your constant accusations of club ad particularly when the author is another customer I've met at Desire.

Some of the girls have moved on. Other daytime regulars have come back. Ivana and Parker (The ebony and ivory of hotness) are both back.

I was early for a Friday afternoon visit to my ATF so I stopped at Fantasies to kill a half hour. I found about 7 customers and two dancers at 2PM on a Friday afternoon. Neither dancer was on the stage. Neither dancer was higher than a 6. Francis Jr was sitting at the end of the bar talking to the bartender. Left for Desire after one drink. Found about 40 customers and about 30 girls.

It's no secret that Kai is my ATF. And, I can tell you that it is her personality that takes that cutie over the top. However, a punk rock version of Kai could be difficult to ignore.

This club is the best in New England. The only place outside of New England in which I have extensive knowledge is Myrtle Beach. The experience here is better than any club in Myrtle. The Masters was once impressive based on shear numbers but even that place has gone downhill of late. And as for Mikey, perhaps you should actually visit a club before offering an opinion. And, in case you are interested in facts, the facts are that I have the checkmark confirming my identity and, because I'm there often, I have met several of the other regular contributors. So fuck you mikeym!

Or maybe you just call every glowing review a club ad because you don't think a club can be that good. This is the club I go to about 98% of the times I go to a club. I have met several of the guys that post here. You have called their posts "Club Ads" several times. It has become expected.

I can only afford 1 Hispasian at a time🤣🤣🤣

Once again, you approve the ad then call it a club ad. DUH? Nice description of the girls I know. Based on past experience, Kaylani/Kelani may be quoting an exorbitant price for extras because she doesn't want to do them but doesn't want everyone to know she isn't doing them....YET

With Ivana and Parker back the talent quotient exploded! The girls I know in that crew are 8-10 except for Mellissa. Only question is if Kelani is as attractive as the other Hispasian? For Techman, there are hundreds of reviews that tell you prices. 15 minutes is $40 to the House and $100 to the girl. Each step up in services generally costs an additional $50 for each 15 minutes. Everything is negotiable (Except with the top tier)

If it was a club ad, they wouldn't rate the dancers 5. Based on that list, I would have given them a 6.5 and if you are a tit man, there are a couple sets of DD's that might make the number rise. mikeym continues his bigoted attack. Next time we're in at the same time I'll have to ask skibum what it's like to live rent free inn that douche nozzle's head.

The food here is better than most. The freebie lunch on the first floor is pretty good. Upstairs in the Members Club they have a full menu. (As do many of the girls)

I think Thursday is the best weekday shift. Earlier in the week there aren't as many girls. If you enjoy a conversation, a drink and a VIP Thursday is best. Friday gets too crowded, loud and hectic.

In RI there is a sequence of where the strippers work based on the stage of their "career". Rhode Island Dolls has the highest percentage of young strippers that are new to the game. It's a, mostly, no extras club so the young newbies get the experience without a lot of pressure. Foxy Lady has a reputation for better looking girls and fewer extras but as of late I would rank Desire's talent pretty even to Foxy. The clubs with more extras available are Desires, Cadillac Lounge and Fantasies. That's the order I rate the Talent and the Service. Wonderland is more like a nightclub with loud music, heavy drinking but OPEN cubicles for "private" dances. I've only been there a half dozen times but never got close to any extras. Silhouettes has replace Wild Zebra and based on reports is mainly staffed by crack whores and fatties. Mickey's is generally the last stop for the veteran stripper. Average age of their staff is about 100. But it's got a certain appeal because of that. I've been there a dozen times and seen some of the girls from Providence that were hot but got chubby or old or both. Some, have worked at Mickey's while getting back into Providence shape and returned to their former club. RI has a variety of clubs with a variety of talent and services so within a 15 to 20 minute ride you can find almost anything you are looking for.

At the beginning of the re-opening it was a bit hit or miss with the talent level. I am there to see a particular girl so I am never disappointed but I can understand how someone may be a little miffed when the selection is slim. I have noticed that the "participation rate" has risen week by week as more of the veterans return and more new girls are hired.

I've told her many times that our generation prefers natural. It's not so much about big or small it's about the feel of natural breasts. If she's working days, there are more OWGs than young fools that think a balloon of silicone is better.

Great review! I too snuck away for a quick visit on Monday and spent 3:15 to about 3:45 with Kai. The bum's right. She's 100% natural . I agree with most of your Dancer Evaluations. I have no personal knowledge but someone I trust says that April is fun to chat with and fun in the VIP. Nicolette is a conundrum. Can be such a bitch but has mad skills. Last week I was in Lust having lunch and Renesme came up with a familiar face. After a couple Berri Berries, she started bragging about how hot she will be when she gets her new tits. I thoroughly enjoy the personality and the the performance of the Puerto Rican Firecracker and I'm anxious to see how far she goes with the new boobs. Funny, Renesme is paying to make them bigger and Chrystal is paying to make them smaller!

Dear mikeym, Go suck the balls of a goat. You are a hate filled piece of shit and every time you open your mouth, you confirm that analysis. OldWhiteGuy has a check mark next to it. The purpose of the check mark is to show that my identity was verified. That way people seeing posts by OWG, know that it is OWG. And, based on the response I've received over the years, those reviews have been pretty accurate and pretty helpful for the ocassional visitor. I didn't notice a check mark next to mikeym. Could you be the troll posting under several aliases?

First, I would like to thank BostonFinance for taking one for the team. When Cheaters first opened, it was very similar to when Desire first opened. It was clean and had a nice assortment of dancers. The private dances were done in the partially elevated "Erection Section" on the south side of the club with a half wall of privacy. Cheaters was the first club to have a private booth. It turned into a place that reminded me of my childhood and Boston's Combat Zone. A combination of sexy and scary! Wild Zebra just went WAY out there. On more than one occasion I would walk in and have two or three "dancers" descend on me arguing over which gave the best head. Thanks to the generosity of BostonFinance, I'll never have to pull out my hazmat suit and go inside!

mikeym is ubiquitous pond scum. He has keyboard balls because he knows he will never encounter any of the men this knuckle dragging, anti-Semitic, taint licking fool insults. I'm amusing myself having a battle of wits with someone that is obviously devoid of any weaponry. My guess is he's a lonely, ugly, impotent bitch that has no friends and no contact outside of his computer.