OldWhiteGuy
But not too old!

Comments by OldWhiteGuy (page 35)

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4 years ago
crosscheck
Just trying to capture the spirit of the thing...
First Time Back Since COVID
Sorry mikeym. More racist hate. No actual facts. I am not Skibum. I am not Jewish. And you are an idiot. There are close to a dozen of somewhat regular Desire reviewers that know the difference. Several that I have met. You just keep on spewing you hate filled rhetoric until mommy comes to give you your Din Din you childish piece of shit! @Bit The computer anonymity gives too many dickheads like mikey fake balls because he can say things he would be afraid to say to say to my face
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4 years ago
Locutusbrg
Resistance is futile
Desire Full Speed Ahead
Stella has overtaken (or is it undertaken) Renesme as the shortes dancer there. I have noticed her on my visits (And my ATF has noticed that I noticed her (and busted my balls about it) Things like the ATM story is why she is my ATF (The tits and ass don't hurt either)
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4 years ago
crosscheck
Just trying to capture the spirit of the thing...
First Time Back Since COVID
Wow! You really put me in my place. Obviously you have never been here because it is probably the top club in New England. It's rated #15 in the Stripclub Top 40 and that's down a few spots since Covid because of the shutdowns and rules implemented by the City of Providence And for the record, in MA I am considered an essential worker. So, I am not eating government cheese. Hell, I'm not even for China Joe and Kamala Hoe's bullshit stimulus money. But I did grow up in the construction business so I have that expanded vocabulary, You cow cunt, douche bag, cock sucking, motherfucker, racist!
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4 years ago
OldWhiteGuy
But not too old!
The New Normal
Not as big as they were
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4 years ago
OldWhiteGuy
But not too old!
The New Normal
Reign us former Gwen She lost 20 lbs during Covid
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4 years ago
OldWhiteGuy
But not too old!
The New Normal
I saw "Reign" early around shift change on a Friday night
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4 years ago
kingcool
Loving it
Kings Lame Tuesday at Desire
Hello King! I agree on most of your descriptions. Particularly my ATF. Ali is a decade older but still has the bluest eyes I've ever seen and is fun. The Jada I know is tall, thick and tatted to the max. (As dpacrkk said)She's been back since they opened. Maybe Jackie the "Blasian" is Jackie and there's a new Jacqueline. Jackie is smoking. Jasmine is worth some VIP time. Renesme is no longer the smallest dancer in the house (That's Stella now) but she is definitely the biggest personality. (Particularly after a couple Berri Berries) I don't know about you but Nicolette doesn't seem to have the same "flash" since she's been back. I haven't seen Sage or Noelle since before the pandemic. Be safe!
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4 years ago
crosscheck
Just trying to capture the spirit of the thing...
First Time Back Since COVID
First: For the record, whether you like Skibum or not, your anti-Semitic, hate filled rhetoric says more about you than it does Skibum. Second: Since Skibum and I actually go to this club, we have a couple of mutual "friends" that always speak well of him. Third: Why would someone from Florida or Arizona be so fixated on the reviews for a club in RI which, it appears, they have never seen?
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4 years ago
shamrock8
First Time Here, Will Be Returning
SO SCRUB, IF IT'S A "CLUB AD" WHY DID YOU APPROVE IT?
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4 years ago
Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
Almost the Same Club We All Know and Love
There's a young Cuban girl there that has a great body, implants that weren't overdone and a pixie haircut. She has a friend that's blonde and thicker. Not like me to forget names...must be getting old
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4 years ago
Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
Almost the Same Club We All Know and Love
You have an excellent review. I think you are a little tougher grader than me but agree on most. No need to mention ATF but I'd take another look at Brooke who I would grade lower and Stella whom I'd grade higher. I don't think we'll be seeing Ivana or Nicolette here for a while (If at all)
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4 years ago
skibum609
Massachusetts
Seeing is believing
You do look kinda like a narc! I've never done VIP with April but VIP with Marina is a little more fun than before.
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4 years ago
ClubLiver
Club Desire is truly exceptional if you're willing to invest the time
I have been away for a while but there was a time when I was the court certified expert on everything CD. The guy got all the girls I know (I have not met Danny) absolutely spot on. Now, his statement about Kai may be over the top but she has made me break all my rules about the "professional" relationship between a stripper and a perv!
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4 years ago
mcb350
Rhode Island
disappointing visit
@skibum you can't blame me for Kai being busy because I'm only there one day a week
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4 years ago
OldWhiteGuy
But not too old!
The New Normal
Single song and VIP same as pre Covid
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4 years ago
OldWhiteGuy
But not too old!
The New Normal
Not on a regular basis yet They have opened for a couple special occassions
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4 years ago
OldWhiteGuy
But not too old!
The New Normal
@ willyo: because I asked Chris and he said they do not take a photo and I have no reason to doubt him but if you are worried about having photographic evidence of being at the club, it's already too late because there is a very efficient security system that includes video surveillance @America's Most Beloved Ballpark: My favorite House Mom told me that only about half the girls that worked pre-Covid have returned. Favorites like Ivana and Nicolette have not returned and may not return since they are doing fine with other methods to take advantage of their skills
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4 years ago
OldWhiteGuy
But not too old!
The New Normal
Because a few different people have mentioned it I asked about the photo and contact tracing. I was told that they do take a name and number but they DO NOT take a photo.
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4 years ago
OldWhiteGuy
But not too old!
The New Normal
@skibum some of the girls are still waiting out the virus Some will likely never return but rest assured, a new group of 20 somethings with Daddy issues are waiting to step up @shadowcat my "list of names" is so those that are not regulars to the club have a little background when they hear a name. @bitcoin you may be right but I thought I heard jazz now jae
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4 years ago
OldWhiteGuy
But not too old!
Tour
@Gobstopper007: Anyone that is in the area knows the basic layout of the club, the cost of the drinks and the cost of the various (when available) private attention. This was a brief update of the Covid related adjustments. If you are interested in more details, check out some of my pre-covid reviews.
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4 years ago
OldWhiteGuy
But not too old!
Tour
My understanding is that Nicolette and Ivana have both found more lucrative methods to take advantage of their "talents".
discussion comment
4 years ago
THE CHAINDOG
Massachusetts
Will there be any stripclubs or dancers when this is over?
There will be no need for stripclubs when you can simply "swipe right" to get a reasonably hot woman to your home or hotel room When the bay boomers go, so will the strip club
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4 years ago
Tetradon
I'll act nicer if you'll act smarter.
A Little Better
Things are so bad even I haven't been there in weeks. Hopefully, vaccine and therapeutics will return us to the good old days!
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4 years ago
linkin19
Fun life
First time back at a strip club since covid
Quick Summary: Foxy has dancers on stage, no Private Rooms, "table dance" sometimes Fantasies has stage dances if a girl "feels like going up", no private rooms, couch dances with clear shower curtain between dance and patron Desire has girls on stage, no private rooms, lap dances (more like air dances) Dolls has no dancers on stage, lap dances and booths downstairs (same as before Covid) They all have the girls circulating for drinks and conversation
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4 years ago
OldWhiteGuy
But not too old!
Disappointed
Foxy Lady Providence is one of the most well known clubs in New England. Based on my review, you know that they have parking lots, plural. They have an entrance foyer, you pass through a turnstyle into the club and the bar is directly in front of you. You know that there is a booth between the entrance and exit viewing the stage and that there are several rows of tables because I chose one a couple rows back. You know that they have couches at the back near the DJ Booth. You know the Covid adjustments with the plexiglas and that the lap dances are not available because the area is blocked. Unless you want me to tell you the color of the rugs, I think there's enough detail for anyone that's interested in attending.