Comments by OldWhiteGuy (page 32)

There was a time that those comments would have been appropriate but not now.

Interesting discussion (except the ICee stuff) I know a few girls that actually did strip to pay for college. I know a few girls that strip because it was fast money and they had an exit strategy so it worked. I know a girl that worked for 10 years, invested well and built a house on the water on the Cape for cash. (I hooked her up with a dependable builder) I know some girls that hate the job but have no other skills and a child to take care of. I know girls that just love the attention and the power. I know some girls that just want to be a hoe. There is a story as different as the girls that are doing it.

Over the years, I have developed some rules: Stripper Rule #1: Every girl has her own limits and those limits may be different for different customers. Some will do all, some will do some, some will do none but no one is doing just you! Stripper Rule #2: They don't necessarily keep a regular schedule. Stripper Rule #3: The real world stops and the fantasy world begins when you walk through the door. You are paying for the fantasy, so don't confuse the two. Stripper Rule #4: When a stripper tells you that she can't wait to see you again or that she has missed you so much...the YOU she is talking about is your wallet. (I'm not saying that the girls don't have favorite customers that they would prefer to see, but we are all customers) Stripper Rule #5: Bring in the amount of money you intend to spend and don't do the ATM machine. Stripper Rule #6: They don't come to your office and waste your time, so don't go to their "office" and waste theirs. Stripper Rule #7: It is time to leave when you run out of money or they turn on the lights. Stripper Rule #8: Don’t get drunk at a strip club. It makes you an easy target. Stripper Rule #9: It is her job to take your money. She will tell you what she thinks will induce you to spend more. A sad story, bad luck, impending doom, promises of future sexual adventure are all designed to get you to spend beyond your limit. Just as each girl has her right to define her limits, you need to define your limits. Stripper Rule #10: It’s okay to fall in lust but don’t fall in love. Being a hopeless romantic, #3 and #10 have been broken now and again. There have been a couple I'd like to undo but recently, I'm glad I did.

Kelani wants to spend more time with someone because she believes that by spending more time, she has the opportunity to feel the energy of that individual and decide whether their connection could be a positive experience. She isn't "gaming" you to raise the price. That number is already set in her mind. As I said before, she is an extremely interesting young woman.

Saw Kelani again yesterday afternoon. Once again, she was very relaxed. We engaged in some interesting conversation about how she is adapting to a "Regulars Club" and the advantages and pitfalls of being young and beautiful or growing old. (Obviously, I was the old part of the conversation.) Eventually, we hit the VIP and had a very nice, sexy, teasing experience. She has her rules and boundaries which I can respect and I reminded her and encouraged her to work within her comfort level. This is a very smart, sensuous, sweet, young woman that provides stimulation of the mind and body and I cannot recommend her more highly.

It has been forever since I hit Fantasies at night but circumstances set up a visit last night. (Thursday) I'm tagging this on to this review as a comment to avoid having to go through all the "Club Details" expected in a review. At 8:30 I sat at the bar and Patti brought me a drink. There were about a dozen customers and 10 or 12 girls. There were a few sitting at the bar with a customer, one was attractive and she convinced the customer to do VIP. There were 3 or 4 sitting at the high tables against the wall near the bathrooms and two girls with very little rythm on the stage. Half the girls there were in the BBW category. I finished my drink and was about to leave when 3 or 4 more girls emerged from the patio, smoking area. One of them was an attractive Black girl. She went and sat with a guy at the back bar so I left. Slim pickings for a place that was once (long ago) the best club in town.

This place used to have some dancers that were decent looking and some that had gotten too old or to out of shape for Providence. Since the standards have dropped in Providence, the pickings here are bound to be pretty slim.

I put in my Doctoral Thesis and an adjudicator complains it's too long. I correct some bad information and they ask, "Where's the beef." It's not the same guys adjudicating and sometimes you get the guys that want details about the club and sometimes you get guys that want, "Dear Penthouse..."

A little hygiene and some respect goes a long way. I was told by a now retired dancer, Sierra, that showing up showered, shaved and with fresh breath put me in the top 25% of customers and the fact that I actually talked to the girls like a real person rather than staring at their tits while they spoke pushed me over the top. Pretty low bar to get over.

I took the advice and posted a second review incorporating the advice I received. That review was well received and I got more advice on how to make it more user friendly. My next review should measure up to the standards set by the "professionals"!!!

This club seems to get more reviews and more comments than any of the other RI Clubs. I don't know if it's because it's the best club, it has the most customers, it's customers are the most social or we're all a bunch of attention whores!!!!!!!!!!!

In my opinion, Nicolette has an OK face and a very nice body that she purchased. She seems to have the attitude that she is better than everyone else but Kai has told me that she is actually very nice. Sometimes, she looks intimidating with the strut or the resting bitch face but everyone will judge her by how she treated them. The most frequent complaint, even among the other girls, is that she gets possessive and once you have been with her, you should spend ALL your money on her.

The cost of the champagne varies depending on what you get. But whatever you pay for the bottle, cancels out the house's $160 for the room/ The girl will expect full compensation for the hour.

As you know I am partial to the Asian look so if I'm there some Sunday after golf, I'll be on the lookout for Rio. Ivana is, perhaps, the Gold Medalist of strippers. She is thin but shapely with a perfect little bottom and a pretty face. She is intelligent and can converse on a wide variety of topics AND when she is with you, she remembers which topics interest you and what you said about those things the last time you spoke. She has an excellent sense of humor and the most mischievous laugh. When you are with her, she makes you feel as if you are the only man on earth. Then, she adjourns to the dressing room, comes out and makes the next guy feel as if HE is the only man on earth. As it's recommended not to be too specific, let me just say that this is a very sensual young woman and the Gold Medal could be a reference to to being the Simone Biles of strippers!

I think Club Lust is a good investment. Money wise, assuming you are there once a week, $300 is less than $25 per week. After the first payment, any money you add to the "debit account" rolls over to the next month. If you are only there once a month, you can buy a bottle of champagne which comes with one hour of VIP Room time (In lieu of the $160 fee) The drinks and the rooms cost the same as downstairs and the menu is a little more diverse. The upstairs is more quiet so, if you are like me, and you actually want to have a conversation with the lady of your choice you can do so easily without screaming over the music. The upstairs is more private so the rooms, as opposed to hearing all the side conversations in the smaller downstairs cubicles, tend to be more relaxed and more relaxed often leads to more fun.

I saw Kelani Wednesday while I was waiting for Kai. Without getting too deep into the weeds, we had a quick conversation and her "chill" showed up in full bloom. This is a girl you should get to know!

I hate to disappoint you but I am not gathering as much "performance" information as I once dis (in what Kai describes as my time as a hoe) because I am spending nearly all if my time with her. However, the girls that received 100% ratings in the past reviews are most likely still 100%. However, the girls on whom I would spend some time and money, if I were you, are Stella, Persia, Prya, Meadow, Dylan and Kelani. I'm not guaranteeing performance but I'm sure it will be great fun finding out for yourself.

As CMI said, it's Sunday of Memorial Day weekend so only the biggest of pervs is going to a stripclub on that day. Naturally, I was there. Sage was the thin girl, round bottom, long light brown hair, bandana, stoned. Ivana was the platinum blonde, Polish Princess with the slim yet curvy body and the tight red dress. She was coming from VIP room near entrance (upstairs is not open on Sunday so you must have been sitting at Vanessa's bar next to the guy in the baseball hat. Sassy is the "experienced" dancer with a little sag and glasses. A real sweetheart. Jada, not Jade, is the larger Latina. Dylan is a brunette with green streaks, medium breasts and a big butt There was a new girl (at least to me) Maxine that is a slimmer Latina with a nice body I too tipped Kelani but as I did, I asked her to join me for a drink so after a brief trip to the dressing room, she found me at the bar and my afternoon was made. As I was leaving, Nicolette was coming onto the floor. So, we were both there at the same time and I would rate my visit lots of fun and games. Moral of the story, be pro-active!

Sage was the one with the bandana in her hair.

Willyo is correct. Ivana had her blonde hair swept to one side, wore a red dress and spent a little more time than usual with husky guy at the bar. I imagine she had it tomed out so the next appointment, the smaller guy with the baseball hat thats been a Sunday regular for a while.

I apologized for my previous statement and, based on our conversation, I think that when she becomes comfortable in this new environment it will become lots of fun and games! 😊😊😊

This was a report to correct something I said that was incorrect. If you want details about the club or the prices, click on my name and read any of my 30 orevious reviews.

The third floor is open Wednesday thru Saturday

My Rule of Thumb is the first $100 is for the bump and grind and the extra services go up in $50 intervals. Some guys think that's too generous but as Donna Summer said, "She works hard for the money!"

Accurate assessment BG. My first dance with Persia was a little startling with all the piercings but definitely has a bangin' body. Prya is definitely smoking hot and fun in CR. Stella is definitely worth pursuing. She's young, cute, sexy, naughty, nice and all the things that make a man think with the wrong head!