Comments by OldWhiteGuy (page 31)

I do 4 songs and give her a $100 bill and she didn't ask if I wanted change so I assumed it was $25 per song I haven't done a VIP so I'm not sure on those prices

I was in on Thursday and had a great afternoon with Kai and Kelani on a day when it seemed there were more dancers than customers. I think your grades are a bit severe. If you don't grade on a curve you need to be consistent and I think a couple of the girls were rated lower than Melissa who is a little more than thick, bad boob job and plain face.

Although I go to Desire most of the time I've been to CF enough that Patty knows what I drink. In my last 3 visits since the plastic curtains came down there were less than 10 girls on the floor. That's not a big enough crew to have the variety of girls to satisfy all tastes. This club hasn't been the same since Jr took over. This was once my favorite club. I'm so old I saw Jackie O dance on the stage in the middle of the bar at Dean Street. Extras became available ITC when they opened the second floor and were marketed OTC by some for some. And, for the record, there are girls at Desire that do very well without doing extras.Looks, personality and sexy, teasing dances keep me there with my favorite.

There are girls at every club doing what they need to do to pay the bills. I was at CF for the first time in months and a girl I've never met made me the offer you attributed to Desire

There was a time when I could go to SCL and glean useful information about the clubs and the girls. You could find out who was working where, who was fun, who to avoid and some girls even posted their schedule for guys that were interested. Then, every time a girl posted or was mentioned a barrage of insults would come so the girls stopped posting, the information dried up and the idiots took over.

Now that the ignore button was pointed out to me, I can use it on rickthedimwit

Thanks for the tip. I hope everyone does that.

And now the truth comes out. This is the troll that ruined the other site using multiple identities to contaminate the conversation. Among his bullshit was that AREGULAR and several other posters were the same person. He is the reason I joined this site. HE US A DOUCHEBAG!

The guy has 86 reviews from a variety of clubs in a variety of states. But, he mentions Desire so the scrub has to react.

Adjudicated instead of adjudicators is a typo. Left instead of right is an error.

My comments were directed at the adjudicated as much as you. Those errors would have been noted if any of them had been to the club.

My guess is that none of the adjudicators have ever been to Club Fantasies because when you walk in at the main (and only) entrance you walk through a metal detector, nobody has been asking for names or numbers for weeks. Also, the primary bar is in front of you to the left and the stage is to the right. Pete is either dyslexic or a fake.

What would someone from Pennsylvania know about the goings on in RI? Obviously, nothing because AREGULAR is not "a kike", he never stalked Tiffany and he has never posted on THIS forum as AREGULAR.

@ bkrieger: I think the Monday day shift is more diverse than the Saturday day shift but with summer coming, schedules may change for "beach days". Renesme generally works weekdays except Thursday. If you are looking for a replacement Stella is a tiny girl with mad skills (more expensive than Renesme and 10 years younger) but as Ish said, Parker, Persia and Isabella will be worth the trip. @loper: did you really dislike my attempts at humor? @dmoney: I have been to the five "top" clubs in Providence within the last six weeks. I rate them 1. Desire, 2. Foxy, 3. Fantasy, 4. Wonderland? and 5. Caddie? (Not sure about Wonderland and Caddie because Wonderland thinks they're something they're NOT and charge accordingly while Caddie on2 trips I didn't see a girl I would take to the VIP and once left after being ignored) @Dessertscrub: I do think that there are times that someone needs to produce a review to maintain their Premium status so they take bits and pieces from previous, extensive reviews and submit it as their own. However, people have learned to ignore your "Club Ad" addiction. Look at the main page for Desire and see "Reviewers 45" while the others have 9, 10 or 11.There are 45 different people that review Desire. NONE of them work for the club. You just can't accept the fact that this nice little club in Providence caters to its customers and provides a friendly environment, excellent value, a variety of women, a variety of services and has a loyal clientele.

Now it seems Nicolette is tutoring Persia.

loper will be glad you reviewed a club other than Desire. One of the things I noticed, Desire has 45 different reviewers. This place has 8, Fantasies and Foxy have 11 Obviously, the club that creates the most excitement gets the most attention.

@Loper: Send me your credit card and I'll visit eadch of the Providence Clubs where I get less fun for more money and I will write a very detailed review of each. Also, we have a cut and paste introduction so adjudicators don't scream, "Not enough Club Details". Skip down to the "THIS VISIT" heading that CallMeIshmael inspired and see about new action with various girls.

Ishmael is correct. We review the clubs we frequent. That means that the vast majority of my reviews will be about Desire because that is my destination the vast majority of my trips to RI. I recently reviewed Boardroom Cabaret (Foxy Brockton) and I have reviewed Dolls, Mickey's, Fantasies, Caddie,not Silhouettes, Wonderland and Foxy but, for the most part, recent trips to other clubs have been disappointing. Boardroom is starting to get back into the flow, Dolls needs to have stage dance and the newbies need to gain a little experience, Mickey's is like the stripper senior center, Fantasies is mostly boring and a little chubby, Caddie seems disinterested, Wonderland a lot of 7s and 8s that think they're 10s and foxy which is the only club that competes with Desire for the variety of attractive girls, stage dancing and private dances. @ Loper: If you are looking for a sexy, teasing no extras lap dance you know who is at the top of my list but you can also get that from Pria, Persia, Sheena, kelani, April, Parker, Piper or Vee.

Hit wrong button with my fat fingers Waited 5 minutes for waitress to stop talking to the bartender Fantasies...11 girl line up 6sand 7s until group came in from smoking Wonderland filled with 7s and 8s that think they're 10s Haven't been to Silvestre Foxy is the only club that compares with Desire in daytime but Desire has more privacy and the second floor option Just because we think it's the best doesn't mean we work there. I'm a regular and I go there 90% of my trips to Providence. Because its better than the other clubs

If you want a review of other clubs: Cadillac Lounge...last two visits the best looking girl was a 6 and left after waiting 5 minutes for waitr

Chrystal was there Thursday afternoon and was showing her new tits to Lori up in Lustre. They looked good. They're still big, just not gigantic.

The Desire reviews are based on it being the most popular club in New England. Even on the other(shitty) site, Desire gets 3 or 4 times the revirws.

Wendy, 30ish, brown hair just above her shoulders, full Cs on display was bartender and waitress

Everyone has different tastes and there was a time when Piper was in a "funk" but she seems to be back to the original. @ ski: Kai is too young to be called a MILF but she technically qualifies. Also, throughout our relationship she has had a drink on about a half dozen times. Champagne to celebrate her new house, tequilla shots when Jaime came back, vodka and cranberry on a random afternoon and Captain and Coke twice at another club.

I'm not sure how old you are and I'd love to see the reaction if I was to tell Kai someone called her a MILF but I believe that what is said on this board shouldn't be shared. (Although there are dancers that are members)