Comments by OldWhiteGuy (page 30)

Obviously Sera, having been exposed as the Piece of Shit Troll, has become cedrick69. The same schtick. The same infatuation with ARegular, Masslaw and Maddog accusing them of being the same person. I'm just wondering if only my reviews of Desire are paid for or are my reviews of Fantasies and Boardroom paid for too? I recommend that everyone click on the douchebag's fake name, look at the top right of the screen and click on "IGNORE"

I don't see the comment to which you are responding but based on your response, I assume you are responding to the asshole sera that I "Ignored".

Thanks! I'm a little disappointed that desertscrub didn't call it a club ad or fake review.

Nice review! It just so happens that I have had interactions with all the girls you mentioned in your review and had, as best as I can discern, the same experience. All of them pleasurable!

Past and present discussions with ladies have taught me that the girls gossip MORE about us than we talk about them.

Desire management won't go to the other site to silence the sixteen personalities of the shithead. Do you think they need to come here to round up business. Their customers, such as myself, have told anyone that wants to know that Desire has a great staff, reasonable prices, a variety of hot women and the privacy needed to "get to know" your dancer. Every time you call fake, we call bullshit. Desire gets more free publicity!

@rockie i've visited a couple days at FL and seen some hot women. My recent return to Wednesday golf in the vicinity has brought me to the Boardroom and I've seen more hot chicks in Brockton than Providence

CMI Obviously the purpose!

As was the case with the latest review of the former FLB, this review tells you NOTHING! "Nobody there I liked." How did it get approved?

The fact that loper had to add all that information about pricing and there is zero information about the girls ( a brunette that gives a mediocre dance and a favorite that doesn't do extras) makes me think this should have been rejected.

There are some girls with excellent poke skills but they really depend on lapdances and VIP rooms to earn. Next trip needs to include a lapdance.

@Fredfoobaz: I was in for my Thursday lunch date and saw the regular from Vanessa's bar. He remembered the "guy that went with Meadow"

The dancers are definitely aware of this site and checking to see what is said about them. In the past few weeks I have had four different girls stop by to say, "OWG, thanks for the compliment." I assume there are some with whom I was more critical that will never talk to me again. @desertscrub: I have bookmarked the RI clubs that I visit. (One more than others) I went back through the last 12 reviews on my feed. The only review I thought could be "Fake" was one for Fantasies. The last 7 Desire reviews were made by guys that I know, I have met or made comments in them that were spot on. You really need to seek counseling for your irrational accusations about everything Desire.

"Thou dost protest too much" Maybe the reason desertscrub thinks everything and everyone is a fake, is because he is!

I wholeheartedly agree with your opinion of Parker. The first time I saw her I thought, Gabrielle Union good looking! After a few interactions, I found out that she's got more than just her beauty going on. I too highly recommend that if the opportunity arises to jump on it!

I arrived at my encyclopedic reviews after some, way back when, were rejected for lack of depth. I have adjusted over the years to include all the stuff that rarely or never changes, a plug for one of the best staffs ever, followed by an update on the girls and an added "This Visit" thanks to CMI. Anyone that is not a regular should try to find an afternoon seat near the big guy, late 60's with the pure white hair and a deep laugh. He is a fixture at the bar, usually Vanessa's, that is a chick magnet. I've never seen him do a dance but he's always stuffing a few bucks or buying a drink. Every girl comes by to give him a squeeze and a kiss. If we're recommending reviews, try Call.Me.Ishmael, Nelly76 and Tetradon who give information packed reviews as well. And, Tetradon likes them thicker, more ethnic and more "active" so his reviews give a different perspective than mine.

This review reflects the most recent pattern of "Not worth the trip" reviews. There is an occasional attractive female but generally a lot more 5's than 8's. It's a shame because it was once the best club in town.

I was only kidding! But not the part about making you scream!!!!!

What? Do you think I'm lying? Upstairs the walls go all the way to the ceiling. Upstairs the doors are solid. Upstairs there's more room to "maneuver". Maybe we should go up there and when we're done, we can ask the guys at the bar if they heard you scream!!!!

I have been in the VIP downstairs and heard everything from screams of pleasure to slapping of asses to gagging on dick. Once we heard someone being "disciplined". Once I heard, "Oh fuck! How am I supposed to walk out of here with this all over my face?" (It was directed at me) If you don't care about others knowing what's going on, then simply enjoy yourself. My recommendation is that for your "special" friends, you take it upstairs where the rooms are larger and the doors are solid.

I have seen her on different days. The most often, I believe, are Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday

I like the petite spinner and the bombshell. That's why I like women as tiny as Renesme to buxom bombshell Destiny to boobs with their own gravitational force like Bruna. The fact that they are all different is what makes them wonderful. But if you want to combine petite and curvy, you need to meet Kelani!

As long as we're making "Closing Arguments" I'd like to say this: The original review by funtimepete had some errors that would have been apparent to anyone that has walked into the club. The stories between pete and bunny don't exactly match. Desertscrub, as usual, had to react to the mere mention of Desire by sox. His comparison of the two clubs prompted xxbunny to disparage Desire for turning a blind eye to what almost every club in RI turns a blind eye to She and Nelly got into a pissing contest Fantasies is a shadow of its former self with fewer girls, fewer attractive girls, less excitement and less action. They should have a DJ or VJ playing the videos and introducing the girls. They should be more selective in who they hire. They should make the work environment more dancer friendly. (They should not be harassing the girls for sexual favors) They should make the costs for the dancers less than other clubs. Customers come for the dancers. More dancers, more attractive dancers, more fun means more customers and means more money. If they were to copy the Desire "business model" they would improve the club revenues for both management and staff.

I defer to the expert I'll make the adjustment before any further reviews

It could be that Ishmael, Nelly, Sox, me AND you are correct. It could be that this club has gone down hill from where it once was but it could be that you are one of the few reasons to visit. If you were among the group that came in from the patio that I mentioned in my review then you would be worth the trip.