Comments by OldWhiteGuy (page 29)

I have been a member at Lust since it opened. If you are there once a month, you can recoup your initial $300 per quarter buying lunch and drinks with your favorite dancer. If you don't, you can buy a bottle of champagne in lieu of the $160 House Fee for one hour in the VIP. If you are there once a week, you will need to add money to the initial quarterly fee and you get 125% in spending power for what you add. As long as you continue to be a member, that money rolls over from quarter to quarter. A few years back I had surgery that set me back and kept me out of the club for several months. When I returned, Gerard told me that my Lust membership and the money in my account would start up again exactly where it was before. (That's the kind of customer service that generates the loyalty that some don't understand) If you have a particular dancer that you would like to get to know a little better or an ATF with whom you enjoy conversation, Lust is a better option.

So you lie You are caught in your lie You are shown actual proof that you lied (Through checkmarks) You come back here like you weren't just shown to be the lying piece of shit that you are but state the same lie as if YOUR statement is proof. Nicely done you lying cocksucking mother fucking bitch!

And before you come back with your lie about the three posters being the same guy, on this site there is a checkmark next to our names which means we're verified. Go away you little cunt!

Your "proof" is just stating another lie. My proof is that the person writing 2 reviews on the same night was MADDOG. When you lie so much, it gets difficult to remember which lies you told to whom. If you tell the truth, it's easy to repeat.

My last 2 visits here found minimal dancers,all of them glued to a regular at the bar with an empty stage and music videos on the three large tvs. I had one drink, discussed the Red Sox with Patti and left without ever being approached by a dancer. It is a shame because this place was once the most fun in the city

He can't post a review because he's never been to a club.

No dickhead. NOT A FACT. AREGULAR has never pimped Ciara. AREGULAR has never met Ciara. AREGULAR has never been to Cadillac on a Saturday night. And, I know this because I was AREGULAR on the other site. So, fuck off you complete piece of shit.

cedrick69, sera and johnsayer are all the same asshole that ruined the other board. He had an obsession with ARegular, Masslaw and Maddog and constantly calling them names, making up stories like this one about Ciara and acusing them of being the same person. On this board, he has acused ARegular of stalking Prya, Lola, Jada and Sada. I wonder if his infatuation with ARegular has any homosexual component. I certainly hope not.

The beauty of this place is the diversity of the dancers. It's like when Howard Johnson's had 57 flavors. No need to weigh in on the other portion of the discussion.

desertscrub is protecting us from the "Fake Reviews" He is a hero! Or maybe just an attention seeking asshole.

The lineup here is much better than the other clubs and guys follow the talent. My latest tour to gauge the afternoon talent elsewhere found 8 or 10 girls max (2 or 3 7 or better) and a dozen customers compared to 25 to 30 girls and 30 to 40 customers.

I have seen Parker days, nights and doubles if the day didn't produce enough revenue. One of the benefits of this business is that you don't have to keep a regular schedule. By the way, Parker is smoking hot! But bigdawger probably already knows that.

Sassy is typically there on Sunday afternoon.

Vague enough on the girls you named and discreet with the name of the girl with whom you were a little more explicit. I have a tough time keeping the...anna girls straight. (Adrianna, Julianna, Tatianna, Parmegianna) I agree on your assessments of Gia and Emily as I have had similar experiences. Simple review getting to the heart of the matter. Well done!

@ski:I don't think it's different because you accused the guy of being the terd but if you looked at any of his reviews or any of his comments, you would see that he has defended me to the sera shitbrain and called out desert dink. And, you know that I am an expert on a particular body with sweet curves. She's not curvy but she definitely has curves! I rest my case!

He didn't say "curvy" he said they have curves!!!! Don't tell her she doesn't have curves!!!!! Curvy is more like Destiny, Jasmine, Kelani, Persia, Vivica... Accusing him of being the douche is a baseless as the douche saying ARegular, Masslaw and Maddog are the same guy. (Remember?)

@ski: Based on what? All I've seen is him calling out sera, cedrick and johnsayer when he attacks me.

@willyo: I thought about your comment and agree. Some of us, myself included, take too much time going over every detail to present the most accurate, informative, detailed review and it has almost become an obsession. I have looked at reviews that basically say, "The club is big, the girls are hot, beer is cheap. Stay away from Bambi because she doesn't deliver as promised." and they get published. It's a stripclub forum. We're not curing cancer.

@desertscrub: As I mentioned after 20 or so accusations of "fake posts" I went through my feed which is limited to the RI clubs and Boardroom in Brockton. In my last 20 reviews half were Desire and half were everyone else. If you look at the number of different people that have reviewed each club, Desire has far more reviewers than any of the other clubs. If you look at the reviewers with check marks, Desire has far more verified reviewers. If you go to the club, you know that the reviews are accurate. If you are a regular at the club and on this forum, because my schedule has been pretty open, at least five of the posters, including some you have accused of being fake, have come over to introduce themselves or PM'd me to say they saw me with a certain lady and didn't want to interrupt. This is the club that wouldn't bother to ban the caca guy when he was ruining the other site because, "We don't give a fuck about those sites." The only thing that is fake is your outrage!

I've looked back at your reviews and seen comments about various girls and the comment you made in this one about Kai. I couldn't agree more. I have spoken about my regular Thursday visit with Kai that includes tipping girls on stage, lunch with great conversation and a little snuggle time. As you indicated she has nice T&A but she is so much more than T&A. In fact, lately, I feel a bit awkward if my schedule takes me there on a day or night that she's not working. I will do dances with other dancers if she's not there but even though the other dancers are doing their best to take care of me, I find myself thinking about her and knowing that the emotional and intellectual connection we have is so much greater than a moment of physical gratification. I know, I'll turn in my man card as I leave!

However, the one drawback of the extremely detailed reviews that are posted by Nelly or Ishmael or myself is that guys that have never been there can pick some comments off from a few different reviews and put them into a review and call it their own. I'm not saying that is what happened here but I am saying there is no information that wasn't somewhere in the last 3 reviews.

I realize that when you judge the entry you do not get to see anything about the person that made the submission. Now that you can look at this guy's profile, don't you feel a little bit silly calling this a Club Ad?

@Nelly and brian: This IS the Sada from several years ago that won the Miss Nude New England, went to Wonderland as a waitress then disappeared from the scene while building and running a dance studio. She is absolutely gorgeous! She moves with an elegance, grace and sensuality that is unequaled. She was there this past Thursday night as well as Sunday, as reported above) @johnsayer: You are a douche that should be ignored. So I will! (Click on name, find "Ignore" on top right, click and he disappears.)

The current Tiffany is the Tiffany that started working while the old Tiffany was on hiatus thus requiring the old Tiffany to change her name to Sage. This Tiffany is a strawberry blonde with a decent body and, I'm told, a new, better attitude.

BTW, I have to thank Loper for this adventure. He shamed me into reviewing a club other than Desire (Which i do about every six weeks) So, thanks for the happy ending loper