Limited Options not what i was expecting.

Ok the PortHole Pub I've been here before so i had some expectations going in. You can catch it on a good day and there is a party vibe in the place other times it can be kind of depressing. this time leaned more to the depressing side.

Quick description of the place, it is at the end of a strip mall so no pay to park or valet. Very dark inside, a squared bar with a small stage with a pole opposite of it. i counted maybe 5 dancers on shift at 5 pm this Sunday.

I popped in after a long drive and had no problem finding a spot at the bar (the place was kinda empty). i was looking forward to having a beer, catching up on some football, and seeing some titties.

Here is a note for any aspiring DJ's out there if there are only 10 people in the room you don't need the volume on 10! this will end this portion of the old man rant.

Before i even had a chance to order a drink ($5 Michelob ultra) i get tagged by a dancer. a little thick latino chick with frizzy hair, big titties and sad eyes. She wants to go private right away, says anything goes. i tell her i just arrived, i want to have a few beers and chill out then see what my options are. She grabs my crotch gives it a hard squeeze and says she will be back. a couple songs goes by (very loudly) and nothing is really happening, the girls aren't mingling so there aren't many options so she comes back. We try to chit chat for a few minutes but the music is way too loud we can't really hear each other so there is alot of awkward silence. so i'm getting ready to pull the plug on the Porthole and i guess she could sense that and she offers 2 for 1 private dance. i figure why not