LecherousMonk

need some 'tang so bad, but couldn't get laid in a morgue and am broke. fml...

Are there any special rules or tips for getting the most of one's experience with a pornstar dancer? Obviously, money=mileage, but besides that. . . ....

If prostitution were legalized in the U.S. (yeah, right), I would open an establishment just like this. Perfect in every way. http://www.xvideos.com/video16089631/fucking_whorehouse...

Lecher's First Theorem of Strip Clubs: The quality of one's experience is directly proportional to the amount of funds at his disposal. Corollaries?...