FLAP3000
Illinois

Comments by FLAP3000 (page 11)

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a year ago
Jeff wick
Best best lap dance I've ever had.
Minnow is attracted to transgender dancers. With the hot dog still attached.
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a year ago
Rolldude
A quick couples night
Go get a job @Techman.
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a year ago
Rich_Oates
Seattle
First Time and Lame Time
Seattle is one of the worst places for dancers/attitude. I get inflation, and the high cost of living here…..but a lot of them don’t seem to understand that a positive attitude gets them so much further than a GPS, entitled one does. For many of us, this thing is a HOBBY…not a necessity. We come to spend money and enjoy ourselves with hard-working young ladies who seem like they are happy to be there and have upbeat, positive energy. I hate those girls that feel like they need to be getting paid every second of the day or else they don’t have the time of day for anyone. Maybe if you put some energy and have a smile during the stage show, more guys would feel inclined to express appreciation and throw a few tips. That’s definitely how I work.
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a year ago
StripclubRando
Meh
Ahhh… What would a Tuscl review be without one of the village morons (@Techman) giving a thumbs down and having the same exact comment on every review. Techman, listen up. The price for the dance is THE SAME PRICE IT SAYS IT IS IN OVER ONE THOUSAND REVIEWS FOR THIS CLUB!!! Did you hear that? Doesn’t matter, because even if you do hear it, you’ll do the exact same thing on the next review.
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a year ago
minnow
Any place that interests me.
Post Spring Break Season Visit
Thumbs down… not enough information.
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a year ago
Horatio45
Sat guys night down in south seattle
Go swim upstream @Minnow, and stay there.
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a year ago
MrEddyG
Ontario
Off day, or maybe going downhill
The 2 jackoffs at it again…. Evidently neither one of these two clowns can read. Either that or they are bots. Techman and minnow are AI generated profiles.
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a year ago
tuscl
A catch-all account
Not Much on First Visit, Would Go Back
I feel you on this. The Seattle scene is horrible. The price for 1 dance is outrageous. No alcohol. And the GPS on some of these girls can be off-putting. A lot of these girls feels like every dude that walks in is a sex-starved simp that is so thirsty for female attention/interaction that they will just jump at their offers. And a lot of them are lazy and feel like the stage is beneath them. I truly hate it here, and outside of an occasional visit to LCDV have pretty much retired from the scene.
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a year ago
frogland
Saved by the Spanish moon
That’s why he’s a minnow and not a big bass
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a year ago
the mighty quinn
PAC NW
DeJa Vu All Over Again
Where is @Techman and minnow to thumbs down the review because you didn’t list prices??? If you don’t have every cent accounted for the bean counters discredit you.
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a year ago
StudlyJohn
Illinois
Not a naked woman in sight
@Techman, did you READ the review to discern that he didn’t get any dances? Why are you 👎 a review because he didn’t list the price of dances he didn’t receive?? You are truly a TROLL 🧌 🧌. Please go away
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a year ago
FLAP3000
Illinois
The Voo.....
Lol….that was probably Tia @Maximust. She’s a sweet girl, and is always fair and grateful. But she’s definitely what I call “thicker than a snicker”
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a year ago
Maximust
Washington
Second Chance
I truly don’t understand these adjudicators…. @QrickQ, what is incoherent?? Do you know what that means?? YOUR comment is incoherent. You make no sense. What is so difficult to understand?? @Techman, you have truly become a nuisance. If you can’t figure out what $$ means, then just stay out of the strip club scene. You don’t belong here. Nice review…was this the M’s and Boston game?
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a year ago
seastripreview
Washington
Poor timing on my part
@Techman, he stated that the dance included touching but over the clothes. Nude generally indicates that she isn’t wearing any clothes.
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a year ago
freefrank
Still one of the best in the area
Once again, we have a complaining jerkoff about details. Next time would you please put the dimensions of the place and what color the carpet and wallpaper are????
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a year ago
DudeManBroGuy
BossDawgSenseiMate
Trying someone new for a change
I couldn’t have said it better Rich_Oates. Makes me wonder who is really running this site….
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a year ago
DudeManBroGuy
BossDawgSenseiMate
Trying someone new for a change
@DudeManBroGuy do you mean the dancers or the ones on this board??
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a year ago
stripper_friend
Washington
Good dances from a (different?) Winter
It’s only a tough read if you don’t have a good handle on the English language. Nothing difficult about it to me. Just my opinion.
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a year ago
stripper_friend
Washington
Good dances from a (different?) Winter
Also, what are you talking about 59?? Aren’t dancer descriptions and prices what most ppl are here for? Yes, these same dancers will probably be here when the next monger wants to visit during the same time frame. Yes, these girls usually have somewhat regular schedules - and mongers may come looking for certain girls. This site is so confusing sometimes. You don’t provide enough details, some clowns complain. You provide plenty of detail, and clowns STILL complain. Great review stripper_friend, keep ‘em coming. Thank you.
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a year ago
stripper_friend
Washington
Good dances from a (different?) Winter
Fuck any dancer asking for a tip after the dance. When that happens, 100% of the time it was a lame ass dance. Great dancers that provide great service DO NOT beg for more money on top of the agreed upon prices. The service they provide will get them tips voluntarily when a monger feels so inclined. So glad the rest of the service industry doesn’t operate like that. I asked my barber how much for a haircut…he told me $40. Once the cut was over, he didn’t start begging for a tip. However, once I looked in the mirror and saw his awesome work, I threw him another $10. This is how it should work.
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a year ago
Rotorooter1
California
A familiar face from the past
Was this Adora by chance?
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a year ago
FLAP3000
Illinois
The Voo.....
Wow…totally different from my experiences. I’ve sat and conversed with almost all these girls (except for Adora). It’s always been very slow when I’ve gone, and I haven’t gotten the fly-by’s. I normally tell them to keep on moving if they come by like that. As far as Adora is concerned - I think she got caught providing the type of services we write reviews about. At this club, virtually anything goes, but it all depends on how cool the girls are with the day shift manager at the time.
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a year ago
Rich_Oates
Seattle
Quick Stop-In
grand1511 - go re-read the 1st paragraph of the review. Why be an adjudicator if you are too lazy to actually read???
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a year ago
bkkruined
Washington
Sitting out traffic
As much as I've gone here, still never met the infamous Rio...
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a year ago
justinlookin
Big beautiful and natural!
Techman is a shit for brains and says the same thing on every review. He will reject a review if you don’t have the exact prices of everything listed. He even makes Desert Scrub seem like a gentleman.