Reviews

23 reviews by LasHeaven

Mermaids

Cabo San Lucas, BS

Still a good option for low pressure times

We stopped in here around 11:00 pm on a Saturday after a horrible experience at Lord Black's. It was a welcome change - attractive dancers and you didn't get pounced on the moment you walk…

1 mo ago

Amnesia

Cabo San Lucas, BS

Low Pressure, High Prices, Medium Level Girls

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Checked out Amnesia on a Saturday night. $5 cover to get in, which allegedly gets you a tequila shot but that never came. There is always a guy on the street trying to get you…

3 mos ago1

E11EVEN

Miami, FL

Beautiful club with hot girls, not wildly overpriced

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

Finally made it to Eleven after being told for years how fantastic it was. I was with 3 other guys and we ate at Giselle, the steakhouse upstairs, beforehand. Food and ambience were great. We…

1 yr ago4

Dream Palace

Tempe, AZ

No Reason to Ever Go Back - a Waste of a $20 Cover

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

My friend and I were staying in the Scottsdale/Tempe area for spring training and our condo was right around the corner from Dream Palace, so we decided to check it out on a Thursday evening…

2 yrs ago3

Chicas Locas Fare Arlington Cabaret

Arlington, TX

Saturday and Sunday visits - late shift much, much better

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

My friends and I visited this place on Saturday and Sunday of the Wild Card round of the NFL Playoffs in Dallas. We first visited on Saturday to watch the Texans game around 3:30. There…

2 yrs ago1

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, NV

Run away screaming - 3/$100 is now FULLY CLOTHED DANCES

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I hadn't been here in about a year, but my friends and I went to the UNLV game at Allegiant Stadium across the street so we decided to walk over and see how things were…

2 yrs ago3

Playmates Club

Miami, FL

Good alternative to the higher pressure or pricey clubs, good mileage

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I was in Miami the night before a cruise, so we decided to check out one of the many, Miami clubs. My friend said to go to Eleven, which was near our hotel, but it…

2 yrs ago1

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Monday Night Football review for anyone curious of how it works

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

This is a review of Monday Night Football at Sapphire. I figured there have been a lot of reviews about the normal operations lately, but some people may be interested to know if MNF is…

2 yrs ago

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

Rhino seems to have returned to the Old Rhino, and that's good news.

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I finally returned to Rhino after staying away for quite a while. The last time I was here was probably a year ago and I felt like the value had fallen off completely, just like…

3 yrs ago2

Amnesia

Cabo San Lucas, BS

Still fun, but more expensive than before and the House Guy is taking over everything

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Apparently I'm the only member here who goes to Cabo and visits these establishments, since my review of this place was the last one listed. Anyway, reviewing now because of the change in policies. We…

3 yrs ago1

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, NV

Sapphire Topless Pool Review

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

It occurred to me that since Sapphire Pool has been open and topless, no one on this site has reviewed it. So, since I've been maybe 10 times, I figured I would review so that…

4 yrs ago11

Lord Black

Cabo San Lucas, BS

Hottest girls, most expensive, shortest VIP times of the clubs we visited

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

This was the first club we hit on our Cabo trip. It's also near Cabo Wabo and more visible from the street than Amnesia. It felt safe, the guys convincing you to go in were…

4 yrs ago2

Amnesia

Cabo San Lucas, BS

A little sketchy, mostly a brothel, but still a fun time

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

This was the second club we hit over a three-day span. It's probably the hardest to access of the 3 (Mermaids and Lord Black's being the others), because you have to follow some dude down…

4 yrs ago

Mermaids

Cabo San Lucas, BS

Nice club, less like a brothel and more like a (cheaper) U.S. strip club

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

We were in Cabo for 4 days and hit three clubs. Mermaids was the last club we hit at about 9:30 on a Saturday night. The club is located across from Cabo Wabo in a…

4 yrs ago

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, NV

Pretty good talent for post-COVID in an afternoon

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

My buddy and I went to watch the first round of the NCAA tourney here on Friday. We arrived about 2:00. As locals who drove ourselves, the door man let us in no problem. Relaxed…

4 yrs ago3

Bonkers Saloon

Manitowoc, WI

Busy, not big on rules, just wish the girls were hotter

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

My friends and I stopped by here on our way back from the Packers game heading down to Milwaukee. It's out in the middle of nowhere on some country roads, as you'd expect in the…

4 yrs ago2

The Platinum Room

Lowlands

Great club within walking distance, but definitely not a brothel.

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

My friends and I visited this club 3 nights in early June of 2021 - Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. Each experience was essentially the same, since they were only open from 8:00 - 11:00 p.m.…

5 yrs ago3

Playhouse Gentlemen's Club

West Park, FL

Insane table minimum on a Friday

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I arrived here on a Friday night at 9:40. April 2. Walked up and bouncer said $250 min spend for a table or we could not go in. I asked if we could just pay…

5 yrs ago1

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, IA

Disappointing Monday Night post-Covid

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

We stopped in here for Monday Night Football on 12/28/20 around 9:00. There were only 3 girls working when we arrived. The place is very large with 3 or 4 different poles and several stages,…

5 yrs ago

Woody's Show Club

Cedar Rapids, IA

Nice place, good VIP room, friendly staff and dancers

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Went here both Friday and Saturday nights with a friend of mine on 10/16 and 10/17. I had been once before on a weeknight, but the weekend is much better. COVID - not an issue…

5 yrs ago

Lumberyard

Cedar Rapids, IA

Club Closed

★★★★★★1.0/10

This club is closed. I showed up at on 10/16/20 and the sign is gone and there appears to be a huge remodel going. But it's closed. Confirmed by asking other locals at a different…

5 yrs ago

Lord Black

Cabo San Lucas, BS

Great talent, but a little pricey

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

My buddies and I went here last Saturday after being sorely disappointed by our otherwise favorite spot in Cabo. The talent was great - many attractive girls, great bodies, and friendly enough. They had a…

10 yrs ago

Cabaret Topless Sports Bar and Show Girls

Cabo San Lucas, BS

Cabaret is still the best option in Cabo

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Simply put: looks like a nicer American club, but offers the benefits of a Mexican club. It's owned by an American and it's clean, pretty close to the main drag, and has free pool and…

10 yrs ago1