Good alternative to the higher pressure or pricey clubs, good mileage

I was in Miami the night before a cruise, so we decided to check out one of the many, Miami clubs. My friend said to go to Eleven, which was near our hotel, but it looked like quite the endeavor and not exactly laidback. So we headed to Playmates, since it was only a 10 minute Lyft away.

Standard exterior for a strip club, with a bouncer waited to pat you down and charge you $20 to get in. Once you're in, there's a nice long back, a large stage with a few girls on it at all times, and quite a few tables with 2-3 chairs around them. We were there around 11:00 or 12:00 that night, so it was pretty busy, but we still found a seat pretty easily.

Modelos were something like $8, which is super cheap for Vegas but I guess pretty normal for Miami from what I can read.

The quality of the girls was on average a little below what I was expecting, given all the praise heaped on Miami clubs and being from Vegas. Still, it's not like there were ugly girls meandering around or lap crushers trying to break my femur when they sat down. Mostly 6s-7s with a couple 9s mixed in. Probably 70% Hispanic and the rest white with a few black girls mixed in. Unfortunately, no Asians that I could see, which I guess is normal in Miami.

We eventually did find a solid 8+ who was not only ridiculous hot with a very nice fake rack and no fake ass, but was also very friendly and spoke very good English. We went back for a few dances at $25/piece. The area where you do the regular dances has semi-private couches that are kind of walled off, so better than we're used to in Vegas. The mileage was very, very good in terms of two-way contact and pretty much anything above the waste you wanted. And she was wonderful in that she told us how many dances we were in for and never tried to upsell. After doing 4, I tipped her $40 on top and went back to the bar.