Reviews

First visit to Fantasies since November. I remember they were closed not long after I went there last. Lest anyone forget, despite the widespread vaxxing in this part of the world,…

This was my first strip club visit in 6 months, coming on a Saturday night while after conducting some car-related activities around Harrisburg. Doesn’t seem like I missed much, at least considering where I…

So as has been the case for several prior visits, post-COVID, I start at Millstream, get bored and go to Fantasies, often to be met by great eye candy but not so much…

In the COVID-19 era, Millstream has stuck to its formula of literally being a friendly neighborhood strip club, blending into its semi-rural backroad setting not far from the more heavily occupied West Baltimore / Security…

Three weeks into the Coronavirus Strip Club era, and Millstream seems an excellent approximation of itself. While Friday night (an unusual night for me to visit) has no buffet anymore (perhaps ever?), it…

TL; DR summary:
GOOD: Upscale surroundings once inside, cute dancers on a Saturday night, very cute bartender
NOT SO GOOD: $10 cover, mediocre private dances from past experience, poor boy:girl ratio, not enough girls…

TL: DR, the basic scoop:
GOOD: Atmosphere, service, friendliness, safe parking, good drinks and good (if a little salty) food, and attitude-free girls of different shapes, sizes and colors. The…

It is what it is - an expensive steakhouse featuring girls with nipples covered in clear mylar. It serves its purpose as a prelude to either 2001 or Mons, if you choose…

So if it was my last hurrah prior to the Era of Social Distancing, it wasn't bad. The laps did lack the pull and tug activities I enjoyed a few nights earlier in…

With my visit last Sunday to Cheetah Hallandale, I’ve now visited all 3 South Florida locations - WPB, Pompano. Despite some basic similarities (the name, lap prices, drink prices) each of them are…

I made my first trup to Scarlett‘s Sunday night shortly after they opened at 5 o’clock as part of an evening visiting Hallndale clubs. This particular club stood out because they wouldn't let my…

I dropped by Tootsie’s before I had to pick someone up at FLL airport. Parking lot was full of tricked-out F150s, ordinary SUVs, and clapped-out Corollas. Lots of bro’s wandering about.…