Reviews by Roadworrier

First visit to Fantasies since November. I remember they were closed not long after I went there last. Lest anyone forget, despite the widespread vaxxing in this part of the world,…

This was my first strip club visit in 6 months, coming on a Saturday night while after conducting some car-related activities around Harrisburg. Doesn’t seem like I missed much, at least considering where I…

So as has been the case for several prior visits, post-COVID, I start at Millstream, get bored and go to Fantasies, often to be met by great eye candy but not so much…

In the COVID-19 era, Millstream has stuck to its formula of literally being a friendly neighborhood strip club, blending into its semi-rural backroad setting not far from the more heavily occupied West Baltimore / Security…

Three weeks into the Coronavirus Strip Club era, and Millstream seems an excellent approximation of itself. While Friday night (an unusual night for me to visit) has no buffet anymore (perhaps ever?), it…

TL; DR summary: GOOD: Upscale surroundings once inside, cute dancers on a Saturday night, very cute bartender NOT SO GOOD: $10 cover, mediocre private dances from past experience, poor boy:girl ratio, not enough girls…

TL: DR, the basic scoop: GOOD: Atmosphere, service, friendliness, safe parking, good drinks and good (if a little salty) food, and attitude-free girls of different shapes, sizes and colors. The…

It is what it is - an expensive steakhouse featuring girls with nipples covered in clear mylar. It serves its purpose as a prelude to either 2001 or Mons, if you choose…

So if it was my last hurrah prior to the Era of Social Distancing, it wasn't bad. The laps did lack the pull and tug activities I enjoyed a few nights earlier in…

With my visit last Sunday to Cheetah Hallandale, I’ve now visited all 3 South Florida locations - WPB, Pompano. Despite some basic similarities (the name, lap prices, drink prices) each of them are…

I made my first trup to Scarlett‘s Sunday night shortly after they opened at 5 o’clock as part of an evening visiting Hallndale clubs. This particular club stood out because they wouldn't let my…

I dropped by Tootsie’s before I had to pick someone up at FLL airport. Parking lot was full of tricked-out F150s, ordinary SUVs, and clapped-out Corollas. Lots of bro’s wandering about.…

For the first time in three months, I made it to SR on a Tuesday night, which features $10 topless laps once you get a $6 wristband outside Lapdance Alley. Tonight was…

Late Monday night review. In short, $20 cover charge. No booze, but diet Red Bull usually works for me. $6 to get into the private dance area every time you take a…

Short, not so detailed review. Anyone who wants more details about the place as it has been, read the older reviews. Tonight was a lot different than past visits. So I made a Monday…

This was my second visit to the club (my first in about 8 weeks). the other was on a Thursday night, this was on a Wednesday. Far fewer PLs than the Thursday I went,…

So after a less-than-meh visit to MV's across the bay on a recent Thursday night, it took less than 20 minutes to get to Oz (traffic conspicuously missing on the bridge this late, which was…

So this MV visit was suckier than my last two. It could have been that I was going later on a Thursday night (my previous visits were on quieter nights or at earlier times).…

So when they first opened 2001 Odyssey back in the days when Playboy magazine, Mungo Jerry, and polyester were a thing, I'm sure the owners were envisioning the strip club of the future.…

So I flew in last Thursday night on a last minute trip to SoFla. My ATF originally from up in deepest Mid-Atlantica had come down here for a few weeks to cash on thirsty…

I had an early flight out from FLL the next day, so I made an earlier visit then usual to my Tuesday night hangout at the Rhino. Interestingly, no charge for parking, as no…

Wow, this is my Review #100. And what better than DD’s? Well maybe. In what may be a rare occurrence in Diamond Dolls circa 2019, my encounters one Monday in mid-December were with not…

So I made a late Sunday night visit to Cheetah Pompano, and wound up closing the place down with the most beautiful girl in the club. Easily my best visit ever to this place,…

Lido is about an hour drive east of Orlando. Despite the brightly lit building and large, full parking lot, the entrance is an unassuming red door. Once you walk through the entrance…

This night I decided it was an early night and would not drive to Cocoa, but instead see if anything has changed in Mouse Town. Some kudos (tongue in cheek) are due to Thee Dollhouse.…