Reviews

In the COVID-19 era, Millstream has stuck to its formula of literally being a friendly neighborhood strip club, blending into its semi-rural backroad setting not far from the more heavily occupied West Baltimore / Security…

5 yrs ago

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Numbly comfortable

Three weeks into the Coronavirus Strip Club era, and Millstream seems an excellent approximation of itself. While Friday night (an unusual night for me to visit) has no buffet anymore (perhaps ever?), it…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, MD

Designed for social distance

TL; DR summary: GOOD: Upscale surroundings once inside, cute dancers on a Saturday night, very cute bartender NOT SO GOOD: $10 cover, mediocre private dances from past experience, poor boy:girl ratio, not enough girls…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Would you be my neighbor?

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

TL: DR, the basic scoop: GOOD: Atmosphere, service, friendliness, safe parking, good drinks and good (if a little salty) food, and attitude-free girls of different shapes, sizes and colors. The…

6 yrs ago2

Scores Tampa

Tampa, FL

Fresh meat

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

It is what it is - an expensive steakhouse featuring girls with nipples covered in clear mylar. It serves its purpose as a prelude to either 2001 or Mons, if you choose…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, FL

Last Hurrah for a While

So if it was my last hurrah prior to the Era of Social Distancing, it wasn't bad. The laps did lack the pull and tug activities I enjoyed a few nights earlier in…

6 yrs ago3

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Her Gringo

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

With my visit last Sunday to Cheetah Hallandale, I’ve now visited all 3 South Florida locations - WPB, Pompano. Despite some basic similarities (the name, lap prices, drink prices) each of them are…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

Gimme Some Mahney

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I made my first trup to Scarlett‘s Sunday night shortly after they opened at 5 o’clock as part of an evening visiting Hallndale clubs. This particular club stood out because they wouldn't let my…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, FL

Bounce on the VIP sofa

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I dropped by Tootsie’s before I had to pick someone up at FLL airport. Parking lot was full of tricked-out F150s, ordinary SUVs, and clapped-out Corollas. Lots of bro’s wandering about.…

6 yrs ago3

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, FL

Miss Brown Gave Me a Boner

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

For the first time in three months, I made it to SR on a Tuesday night, which features $10 topless laps once you get a $6 wristband outside Lapdance Alley. Tonight was…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, FL

Yes, it’s about the girls

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Late Monday night review. In short, $20 cover charge. No booze, but diet Red Bull usually works for me. $6 to get into the private dance area every time you take a…

6 yrs ago12

Clearwater, FL

WTF Happened??!!

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Short, not so detailed review. Anyone who wants more details about the place as it has been, read the older reviews. Tonight was a lot different than past visits. So I made a Monday…

6 yrs ago5

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, FL

Red Door Diaries

This was my second visit to the club (my first in about 8 weeks). the other was on a Thursday night, this was on a Wednesday. Far fewer PLs than the Thursday I went,…

6 yrs ago

Clearwater, FL

The Great and Powerful

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

So after a less-than-meh visit to MV's across the bay on a recent Thursday night, it took less than 20 minutes to get to Oz (traffic conspicuously missing on the bridge this late, which was…

6 yrs ago5

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

Don’t Squeeze the Charmin

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

So this MV visit was suckier than my last two. It could have been that I was going later on a Thursday night (my previous visits were on quieter nights or at earlier times).…

6 yrs ago10

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, FL

A trip back to space

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

So when they first opened 2001 Odyssey back in the days when Playboy magazine, Mungo Jerry, and polyester were a thing, I'm sure the owners were envisioning the strip club of the future.…

6 yrs ago3

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, FL

A night with the ATF

So I flew in last Thursday night on a last minute trip to SoFla. My ATF originally from up in deepest Mid-Atlantica had come down here for a few weeks to cash on thirsty…

Spearmint Rhino

West Palm Beach, FL

CLDK

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I had an early flight out from FLL the next day, so I made an earlier visit then usual to my Tuesday night hangout at the Rhino. Interestingly, no charge for parking, as no…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, FL

Las Americanas Erráticas

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Wow, this is my Review #100. And what better than DD’s? Well maybe. In what may be a rare occurrence in Diamond Dolls circa 2019, my encounters one Monday in mid-December were with not…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

Well, it beats watching the news

So I made a late Sunday night visit to Cheetah Pompano, and wound up closing the place down with the most beautiful girl in the club. Easily my best visit ever to this place,…

6 yrs ago2

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, FL

Aroused on A1A

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Lido is about an hour drive east of Orlando. Despite the brightly lit building and large, full parking lot, the entrance is an unassuming red door. Once you walk through the entrance…

6 yrs ago7

Thee Original DollHouse

Orlando, FL

Still Plays with Dolls