Reviews by Roadworrier
Submit a ReviewFantasies Nightclub
5520 Pennington Ave
Baltimore, MD 21226
Better than nothing, but nothing is better
First visit to Fantasies since November. I remember they were closed not long after I went there last. Lest anyone forget, despite the widespread vaxxing in this part of the world,…
6 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Roadworrier)
Savannah's On Hanna
1000 Hanna St
Harrisburg, PA 17104
Saturday Night SausageFest (with Spouses)
This was my first strip club visit in 6 months, coming on a Saturday night while after conducting some car-related activities around Harrisburg. Doesn’t seem like I missed much, at least considering where I…
Fantasies Nightclub
5520 Pennington Ave
Baltimore, MD 21226
Let her body do the talking
So as has been the case for several prior visits, post-COVID, I start at Millstream, get bored and go to Fantasies, often to be met by great eye candy but not so much…
6 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(ATACdawg)
Millstream Inn
5310 Dogwood Rd
Baltimore, MD 21207
Island of Pleasant Sevens
In the COVID-19 era, Millstream has stuck to its formula of literally being a friendly neighborhood strip club, blending into its semi-rural backroad setting not far from the more heavily occupied West Baltimore / Security…
Millstream Inn
5310 Dogwood Rd
Baltimore, MD 21207
Numbly comfortable
Three weeks into the Coronavirus Strip Club era, and Millstream seems an excellent approximation of itself. While Friday night (an unusual night for me to visit) has no buffet anymore (perhaps ever?), it…
1 commentslast: 3 yrs ago(Hank Moody)
Fantasies Nightclub
5520 Pennington Ave
Baltimore, MD 21226
Designed for social distance
TL; DR summary:
GOOD: Upscale surroundings once inside, cute dancers on a Saturday night, very cute bartender
NOT SO GOOD: $10 cover, mediocre private dances from past experience, poor boy:girl ratio, not enough girls…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Roadworrier)
Millstream Inn
5310 Dogwood Rd
Baltimore, MD 21207
Would you be my neighbor?
TL: DR, the basic scoop:
GOOD: Atmosphere, service, friendliness, safe parking, good drinks and good (if a little salty) food, and attitude-free girls of different shapes, sizes and colors. The…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Roadworrier)
Scores Tampa
2310 N Dale Mabry Hwy
Tampa, FL 33607
Fresh meat
It is what it is - an expensive steakhouse featuring girls with nipples covered in clear mylar. It serves its purpose as a prelude to either 2001 or Mons, if you choose…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(shanny72)
2001 Odyssey
2309 N Dale Mabry Hwy
Tampa, FL 33607
Last Hurrah for a While
So if it was my last hurrah prior to the Era of Social Distancing, it wasn't bad. The laps did lack the pull and tug activities I enjoyed a few nights earlier in…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(RandomName111)
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Her Gringo
With my visit last Sunday to Cheetah Hallandale, I’ve now visited all 3 South Florida locations - WPB, Pompano. Despite some basic similarities (the name, lap prices, drink prices) each of them are…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Ragerx)
Scarlett's Cabaret
2920 SW 30th Ave
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
Gimme Some Mahney
I made my first trup to Scarlett‘s Sunday night shortly after they opened at 5 o’clock as part of an evening visiting Hallndale clubs. This particular club stood out because they wouldn't let my…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(BuckMcNutter)
Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St
Miami, FL 33169
Bounce on the VIP sofa
I dropped by Tootsie’s before I had to pick someone up at FLL airport. Parking lot was full of tricked-out F150s, ordinary SUVs, and clapped-out Corollas. Lots of bro’s wandering about.…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Roadworrier)
Spearmint Rhino
2154 Zip Code Pl
West Palm Beach, FL 33409
Miss Brown Gave Me a Boner
For the first time in three months, I made it to SR on a Tuesday night, which features $10 topless laps once you get a $6 wristband outside Lapdance Alley. Tonight was…
1 commentslast: 4 yrs ago(Jascoi)
2001 Odyssey
2309 N Dale Mabry Hwy
Tampa, FL 33607
Yes, it’s about the girls
Late Monday night review. In short, $20 cover charge. No booze, but diet Red Bull usually works for me. $6 to get into the private dance area every time you take a…
12 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(mikeym)
OZ
13577 US-19
Clearwater, FL 33764
WTF Happened??!!
Short, not so detailed review. Anyone who wants more details about the place as it has been, read the older reviews. Tonight was a lot different than past visits.
So I made a Monday…
5 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(shurshot)
Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
Red Door Diaries
This was my second visit to the club (my first in about 8 weeks). the other was on a Thursday night, this was on a Wednesday. Far fewer PLs than the Thursday I went,…
OZ
13577 US-19
Clearwater, FL 33764
The Great and Powerful
So after a less-than-meh visit to MV's across the bay on a recent Thursday night, it took less than 20 minutes to get to Oz (traffic conspicuously missing on the bridge this late, which was…
5 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Mons Venus
2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy
Tampa, FL 33607
Don’t Squeeze the Charmin
So this MV visit was suckier than my last two. It could have been that I was going later on a Thursday night (my previous visits were on quieter nights or at earlier times).…
10 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(shurshot)
2001 Odyssey
2309 N Dale Mabry Hwy
Tampa, FL 33607
A trip back to space
So when they first opened 2001 Odyssey back in the days when Playboy magazine, Mungo Jerry, and polyester were a thing, I'm sure the owners were envisioning the strip club of the future.…
3 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(minnow)
Vixens Cabaret
3050 Burris Rd.
Davie, FL 33314
A night with the ATF
So I flew in last Thursday night on a last minute trip to SoFla. My ATF originally from up in deepest Mid-Atlantica had come down here for a few weeks to cash on thirsty…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(jacej)
Spearmint Rhino
2154 Zip Code Pl
West Palm Beach, FL 33409
CLDK
I had an early flight out from FLL the next day, so I made an earlier visit then usual to my Tuesday night hangout at the Rhino.
Interestingly, no charge for parking, as no…
1 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(njguy189)
Diamond Dolls
1401 N Powerline Rd
Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Las Americanas Erráticas
Wow, this is my Review #100. And what better than DD’s? Well maybe.
In what may be a rare occurrence in Diamond Dolls circa 2019, my encounters one Monday in mid-December were with not…
4 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Roadworrier)
Cheetah Pompano Beach
497 NW 31st Ave
Pompano Beach, FL 33069
Well, it beats watching the news
So I made a late Sunday night visit to Cheetah Pompano, and wound up closing the place down with the most beautiful girl in the club. Easily my best visit ever to this place,…
2 commentslast: 5 yrs ago(Roadworrier)
Lido Cabaret
104 Cleveland Ave
Cocoa Beach, FL 32931
Aroused on A1A
Lido is about an hour drive east of Orlando. Despite the brightly lit building and large, full parking lot, the entrance is an unassuming red door. Once you walk through the entrance…
7 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(623)
Thee Original DollHouse
5570 S Orange Blossom Trail
Orlando, FL 32839
Still Plays with Dolls
This night I decided it was an early night and would not drive to Cocoa, but instead see if anything has changed in Mouse Town.
Some kudos (tongue in cheek) are due to Thee Dollhouse.…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Roadworrier)














