Lunch at Capital Cabaret

I used to do the lunch thing at Capital Cabaret quite a bit. I had a few friends that would meet me there at least once or twice a month. We would meet on Friday for have a few beers, get a few couch dances and the take off. Sometimes I would even stay until second shift. Then about six months ago ownership changed hands and new rules went into effect about not touching that didn't suit me so we all stopped going as much. Just to see if things had changed I went back a few weeks ago and had lunch by myself. Most of the dancers pretty much hung out at the bar area.

The one dancer that did come and sit with me wasn't the hottest but I took what I could get while I was eating lunch. The conversation wasn't that great. She spent more time on her phone and looking completely disinterested while we talked. It was work on my part which in a strip club isn't a good thing. I figured that maybe she would be a better couch dancer and I wanted to buy one anyway so I got one from her. MISTAKE... she gets up on me and her armpit stink just about knocked me out. How I didn't notice that sitting at the table I'll never know.

After a not enjoyable couch dance (I didn't get two) I got up and she actually had the guts to ask for an extra tip on the side in addition to what I would pay the bouncer at the cash register. I wanted to tell her that "to use deodorant" was the only extra tip that she should get but I figured to cut my losses and leave. I hope that the night shift is better because the day shift has gone down hill hard.