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Synn Gentlemen's Club
City of Industry, CA
Dropped in at 3p and there were 3 spots available in the parking lot. In hindsight, that was not a good sign. I entered, paid my $15, got patted down, found a seat in the…
Synn Gentlemen's Club
City of Industry, CA
After the disappointment at The Rhino, I drove over to Synn for the first time. Parking was extremely difficult and I had to drive around the area a few times before a car pulled out…
Spearmint Rhino
City of Industry, CA
I was in SoCal with some daylight hours to kill so I drove over to Industry to peep the scene. I was undecided between SR and Synn but figured The Rhino had a better reputation…
Centerfolds
San Francisco, CA
Dropped in with a buddy around 10p on a Saturday. Nothing new to report as far as venue, cover or service. We paid $30 each, found seats to the left of the stage, and ordered…
Gold Club Centerfolds
Rancho Cordova, CA
Dropped in with a buddy on a Wednesday night, after 10pm. The friendly, MILFy looking door lady welcomed us in and we sat towards the left of the stage, about 20 feet back. Waitress didn’t…
Centerfolds
San Francisco, CA
This review covers two visits. The first was about a month ago on a Wednesday. Some buddies and I arrived shortly before 8p to take advantage of the free admission and there were about 10 other…
Mermaid
Wellington
My buddy and I paid cover and received change in the form of "tipping bucks", mostly necessary because $1 and $2 NZD are coins. It's a pretty small club, with a bar on the right…
Ecstasy Theatre
Santa Ana, CA
Was in town for the night so I checked the options on tuscl and decided on this spot. I arrived shortly before 10p to a mostly empty club with 4 other patrons and 5 dancers…
Centerfolds
San Francisco, CA
Nothing new to report on the venue itself. Main room has 4 stages but only the main stage is used the overwhelming majority of the time (i.e. secondary stages are maaaaaybe used during peak weekend…
Gold Club Centerfolds
Rancho Cordova, CA
Found myself in Sac for an extra couple of days so I hit up my boy whom I usually meet at GCF and he was game. We arrived at around 930pm and paid the $22…
Centerfolds
San Francisco, CA
Different day, same CF routine. Headed out with a buddy and arrived shortly before 8p for free admission. Plopped ourselves on some seats off to the side, about 5-6 dancers in view. Raven- Brunette, slim, tall…
Centerfolds
San Francisco, CA
This review spans 2 trips in 5 days. The first trip occurred on a Friday. Met up with some buddies for a night in North Beach and started off with some quick drinks at Monroe down…
The Crazy Horse
San Francisco, CA
Made a visit to CH last week. Nothing about the place has changed since my last review. The new VIP/lapdance section takes up the entire left side of former theater seats, with no other visible…
Gold Club Centerfolds
Rancho Cordova, CA
Pulled into the lot at 11pm and there was a ton or parking compared to my last few visits. Showed the slightly sassy, very friendly, quite attractive cougar at the door my Yelp deal, grabbed…
Centerfolds
San Francisco, CA
I dropped into Centerfolds this past weekend, in between stops at Crazy Horse. Arrived at about 7:45pm in plenty time for free admission. There were about 10-15 patrons in there-- a mix of younger dudes…
The Crazy Horse
San Francisco, CA
Dropped in for happy hour pricing ($16 6-7p) to find an empty stage. Noticed the partially enclosed couch area has taken over the left aisle seats while an L-shaped couch sits on the other side…
Spearmint Rhino
City of Industry, CA
I was in SoCal last weekend with a free afternoon and decided to make a quick excursion to COI. It was my first trip to this mecca of adult establishments and I hoped to visit…
Palazio Cabaret
Austin, TX
This is a combined review from a couple of visits over one weekend. The first visit was on a Friday night, from about 10pm to 2am. I came with a group of 10 guys and it…
Perfect 10 Cabaret
Austin, TX
Was in ATX on a weekend trip with some buddies and decided to check out some dayshifters on Sunday afternoon. Perfect10 Cabret was our second stop. There was little to no cover and we made…
Yellow Rose
Austin, TX
Was in ATX on a weekend trip with some buddies and decided to check out some dayshifters on Sunday afternoon. The Yellow Rose was our first stop. We arrived around 2:30pm and there was no…
The Crazy Horse
San Francisco, CA
Had a free night so I dropped by for the happy hour pricing after the old 10-5 (i.e. normal hours in the tech world that has overrun SF). I don't have anything new to add…
Gold Club Centerfolds
Rancho Cordova, CA
Spent the night out in Downtown Sac around civilian ladies when my buddy suggested we end the night at Gold Club with the stripper kind. We arrived shortly after midnight and there was a short…
Centerfolds
San Francisco, CA
Found myself in North Beach again last Friday. After grabbing some happy hour drinks and a light dinner, my buddy and I decided to hop inside Centerfolds while we waited for other friends to link…
Gold Club
San Francisco, CA
Had some business to attend to in the area last Thursday afternoon and dropped by for a quick lunch. Arrived 11:45am and found myself a table about 8 feet from the stage. Ordered an Anchor…
Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre
San Francisco, CA
I'm sure y'all have heard enough about the interior, exterior, etc. I walked in at about 4:30pm and double checked to see if some of my faves were in. After confirming that at least a…
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