Roast Beef Wellington

My buddy and I paid cover and received change in the form of "tipping bucks", mostly necessary because $1 and $2 NZD are coins. It's a pretty small club, with a bar on the right side and a stage to the left. The stage is a bit elevated and there are a row of stools on the rail with maybe 15 or so other stools 5 feet or more from the stage. There's a window to pay for lap dances along one of the walls, and a couple of neon signs that read "Sex Upstairs". There were 4-5 other patrons.

There were 4 girls in rotation. All had various amounts of pubic hair, and 2 had armpit hair. I guess that's the norm in NZ. The first was a bit goth with tats but was the only one who took off her panties. The next 2 girls were overweight. One of them might've been the heftiest dancer I'd ever seen at a club, but she also had the prettiest face. The last dancer was the most attractive. Dirty blonde with a fit, perfect body and small c cups. Eastern euro vibe but I never heard her speak so I really have no idea. None of the dancers interacted with the stage tipping. At the same time, they'd approach patrons sitting away from the stage for tips after their set. Is this the norm in NZ?

My buddy dipped to investigate the "Sex Upstairs" signs, came back and convinced me to join him. We walked up a flight of stairs, rang a doorbell and were buzzed in, walked down a hall and were greeted by a hostess who explained that we were now in Splash Club, a fully licensed brothel. I guess this is the norm in NZ! (They have a website if you're interested in the pricing.) We dropped into the bar for 5 minutes and met the 2 girls available. Both busty, one young and one old. Neither of whom remotely tempted us.