Posts by rickydugan

It's surely nothing compared to my (self-confessed) personality damage. But using hundreds of multiple personalities to mock my system? MY SYSTEM? The greatest article contributed to TUSCL ever? Accusing me of having STDs? STDs? Just…

Found another woman who is willing to talk to me, provided that I pay her. She only wants $2800 for 18 months, which is a $200 savings from the last time. That $200 will go…

Last night I visited a strip club where I ran The System, greased a couple of bouncers, and stroked a manager! The RickyBoy Triple Play. Triumphant in our capitalist system once again!

Why I was young I had some issues with bed wetting. Did any of the rest of you? It's okay because I still grew up to be a RICH STUD, a close-to-Gordon-Gekko, in fact, as…

So what do you folks make of these two facts? a) I keep talking about how people on my ignore list don't bother me anymore because I can't even notice them thanks to the power of…

Normally I'm so consumed with the guilt I feel for having failed to become Gordon Gekko that I don't have time to think about anything else. Today, however, I did have some time to think. Now…

...will be the ones weeping later. We'll see who gets the last laugh when I collect my Turing Award and the mockers still haven't figured out you need to grease the bouncer and wear a…