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It's surely nothing compared to my (self-confessed) personality damage. But using hundreds of multiple personalities to mock my system? MY SYSTEM? The greatest article contributed to TUSCL ever? Accusing me of having STDs? STDs? Just because I routinely grease bouncers…
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Found another woman who is willing to talk to me, provided that I pay her. She only wants $2800 for 18 months, which is a $200 savings from the last time. That $200 will go a long way toward my…
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Last night I visited a strip club where I ran The System, greased a couple of bouncers, and stroked a manager! The RickyBoy Triple Play. Triumphant in our capitalist system once again!
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Why I was young I had some issues with bed wetting. Did any of the rest of you? It's okay because I still grew up to be a RICH STUD, a close-to-Gordon-Gekko, in fact, as exemplified by the fact that…
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So what do you folks make of these two facts? a) I keep talking about how people on my ignore list don't bother me anymore because I can't even notice them thanks to the power of ignore! b) I keep posting the…
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Normally I'm so consumed with the guilt I feel for having failed to become Gordon Gekko that I don't have time to think about anything else. Today, however, I did have some time to think. Now I don't ever want my…
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...will be the ones weeping later. We'll see who gets the last laugh when I collect my Turing Award and the mockers still haven't figured out you need to grease the bouncer and wear a white three-piece polyester suit before…
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